Knee-High Mismatched Pirate Socks

$10.99

When you’re a pirate, you don’t care if your clothes match.Trust us, after months at sea, you’d take whatever clothes you could find too. There’s no time for coordinating your hat and coat, let along finding two stockings that match. A pirate’s mission is to find practical clothes. What’s practical? Anything whole, non blood-stained, and not frighteningly odorous of course.So if you’re feeling like becoming a pirate yourself, you’re practically obligated to wear an outfit that doesn’t match. You might even need to smear on some dirt and rip a few hems just so the other pirates take you seriously. But if you’re assembling your pirate ensemble, you mine as well get a pair of socks that are mismatched for you already. For example, our Knee-High Mismatched Pirate Socks are completely different. One has bold black and white stripes and the other is brown and printed with a wood grain (in case you feel like having a peg leg without actually severing a limb). Your feet and their pirate-wear will be covered. Literally.

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When you’re a pirate, you don’t care if your clothes match.Trust us, after months at sea, you’d take whatever clothes you could find too. There’s no time for coordinating your hat and coat, let along finding two stockings that match. A pirate’s mission is to find practical clothes. What’s practical? Anything whole, non blood-stained, and not frighteningly odorous of course.So if you’re feeling like becoming a pirate yourself, you’re practically obligated to wear an outfit that doesn’t match. You might even need to smear on some dirt and rip a few hems just so the other pirates take you seriously. But if you’re assembling your pirate ensemble, you mine as well get a pair of socks that are mismatched for you already. For example, our Knee-High Mismatched Pirate Socks are completely different. One has bold black and white stripes and the other is brown and printed with a wood grain (in case you feel like having a peg leg without actually severing a limb). Your feet and their pirate-wear will be covered. Literally.