Bacon Strip Costume

$29.99

Think of your favorite sandwich. Imagine that sandwich sitting on a plate right before you. You look down and see that it’s familiar, but maybe too familiar. Now, think of that same sandwich and imagine that it has bacon, perhaps a mountain of bacon, and ask yourself whether it’s now better than you could have ever possibly imagined? The answer? It is the greatest thing that has ever been conceived by any sandwich artist in the history of such a thing. That is exactly what bacon does; it takes the familiar and makes it amazing. We have a saying around here: it’s better with bacon, and now you can make your Halloween legendary by becoming a strip of delicious bacon. (Do not actually eat this costume, however tempted you might be. It’s not food… it’s awesome).

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Think of your favorite sandwich. Imagine that sandwich sitting on a plate right before you. You look down and see that it’s familiar, but maybe too familiar. Now, think of that same sandwich and imagine that it has bacon, perhaps a mountain of bacon, and ask yourself whether it’s now better than you could have ever possibly imagined? The answer? It is the greatest thing that has ever been conceived by any sandwich artist in the history of such a thing. That is exactly what bacon does; it takes the familiar and makes it amazing. We have a saying around here: it’s better with bacon, and now you can make your Halloween legendary by becoming a strip of delicious bacon. (Do not actually eat this costume, however tempted you might be. It’s not food… it’s awesome).

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