Adult Pig Half-Mask

$9.99

Why are pig faces so often off-putting? Is it because they are so much like us with their pink skin and love of chocolate chip cookies? Is it because so many philosophies teach us to meet them with disgust? Or is it because they’re normally cute, making creepy versions of them that much more unsettling? Who knows!? But at least we’re certain they’re delicious.Our Pig Half-Mask makes a great foundation for a creepy pig or butcher costume, and it may also be worn alone to startle and scare the pants off of anyone you sneak up on. If you’re a lawyer, wear it to court and break the ice with a “Law and Snorter” joke! They’ll love it so the judge will let the defendant walk free! (Assuming you’re working for the prosecution.)

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Why are pig faces so often off-putting? Is it because they are so much like us with their pink skin and love of chocolate chip cookies? Is it because so many philosophies teach us to meet them with disgust? Or is it because they’re normally cute, making creepy versions of them that much more unsettling? Who knows!? But at least we’re certain they’re delicious.Our Pig Half-Mask makes a great foundation for a creepy pig or butcher costume, and it may also be worn alone to startle and scare the pants off of anyone you sneak up on. If you’re a lawyer, wear it to court and break the ice with a “Law and Snorter” joke! They’ll love it so the judge will let the defendant walk free! (Assuming you’re working for the prosecution.)