Adult Mossy Oak Camo Hunter Costume

$39.99

Want to feel like you spend your weekends bonding with mother nature? Good news, even if you spend your weekends under a blanket playing video games you can still feel like you’re one of those blaze orange wearing, duck calling guys when you wear this gear. The only question is, what kind of hunter do you want to be? Blaze orange could make you one of those hunters that simply get together to hunt small game in the woods. They leave their houses on early morning Saturdays to go share a couple cold ones and whisper with their buddies while they wait for some action. Or, if you’re feeling ambitious, you could use this ensemble to channel a big time YouTube hunter. These people gain fame with their home movies of blurry shots of leaves, trying to focus on the buck in the trees with their GoPro. If you don’t feel like dressing as a run of the mill hunter, you could use this camo suit to channel the classic horror movie hunter, the one the city kids pass when they’re stopping at the dusty “Dead End” Gas station on the way to that creepy cabin in the woods. You don’t have to do much to make this character work, just leer at people from a corner of your costume party. If anyone asks you where the bathroom is, simply answer, “Don’t think a city kid should be in these parts”, chuckle, and spit in a tin can. Listen, we aren’t going to tell you what to do with this blaze orange and camo costume, but we have one main recommendation. Have fun with it, tell everyone how you bagged those party wieners during last fall’s hot dog hunt or pass out “wild” venison that’s actually just beef jerky. After all, there’s no party like a hunting party cause a hunting party don’t stop.

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Want to feel like you spend your weekends bonding with mother nature? Good news, even if you spend your weekends under a blanket playing video games you can still feel like you’re one of those blaze orange wearing, duck calling guys when you wear this gear. The only question is, what kind of hunter do you want to be? Blaze orange could make you one of those hunters that simply get together to hunt small game in the woods. They leave their houses on early morning Saturdays to go share a couple cold ones and whisper with their buddies while they wait for some action. Or, if you’re feeling ambitious, you could use this ensemble to channel a big time YouTube hunter. These people gain fame with their home movies of blurry shots of leaves, trying to focus on the buck in the trees with their GoPro. If you don’t feel like dressing as a run of the mill hunter, you could use this camo suit to channel the classic horror movie hunter, the one the city kids pass when they’re stopping at the dusty “Dead End” Gas station on the way to that creepy cabin in the woods. You don’t have to do much to make this character work, just leer at people from a corner of your costume party. If anyone asks you where the bathroom is, simply answer, “Don’t think a city kid should be in these parts”, chuckle, and spit in a tin can. Listen, we aren’t going to tell you what to do with this blaze orange and camo costume, but we have one main recommendation. Have fun with it, tell everyone how you bagged those party wieners during last fall’s hot dog hunt or pass out “wild” venison that’s actually just beef jerky. After all, there’s no party like a hunting party cause a hunting party don’t stop.

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