Adult Goddess Sandals

$9.99

Goddess, hear the pleas from your people! They wish to bear witness to your incredible grace, your unmatched wisdom, your blinding beauty. Please, come down from the heights of Mount Olympus so they may cast their eyes upon you. But wait! You can’t simply stroll into town barefoot like a common lowly hobo (no disrespect to hobos, of course)! No! You’re a goddess! You’ve got to strike just the right note. But how… what would be worthy of a goddess? What could a goddess possibly step on that would be worthy of the touch of her feet? If only there was some solution… somewhere on this page… hmmm…Oh! Of course! These golden sandals are the perfect solution! Slip these on, lace them up, and let the golden leaves flutter as your throngs of admirers kneel before you, ready to kiss those feet of yours… if they are worthy, and that’s a big if.

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Goddess, hear the pleas from your people! They wish to bear witness to your incredible grace, your unmatched wisdom, your blinding beauty. Please, come down from the heights of Mount Olympus so they may cast their eyes upon you. But wait! You can’t simply stroll into town barefoot like a common lowly hobo (no disrespect to hobos, of course)! No! You’re a goddess! You’ve got to strike just the right note. But how… what would be worthy of a goddess? What could a goddess possibly step on that would be worthy of the touch of her feet? If only there was some solution… somewhere on this page… hmmm…Oh! Of course! These golden sandals are the perfect solution! Slip these on, lace them up, and let the golden leaves flutter as your throngs of admirers kneel before you, ready to kiss those feet of yours… if they are worthy, and that’s a big if.