Adult Dwarf Costume

$39.99

Heigh ho, Heigh ho it’s off to work we go!We bet you just LOVE going off to work almost as much as those dwarves do. When Monday morning rolls around, we know you just jump right out of bed before your alarm goes off, whistling, and greeting the day with a stretch, a shower, and a swell song of your own. Right? Oh. Well, that’s OK, we don’t either. In fact, we’d like to borrow a bit of that dwarf magic to invigorate our morning routines with a bit more melodious mojo. Who doesn’t want to whistle while they work? But wanting it and knowing how to do it are two very separate matters. And those dwarves walk the go-get’em walk, even down into a deep mine, where a million diamonds shine. Thus, it can be assumed that wearing this Adult Dwarf Costume may instill you with some kind of magical dwarfian work-centered positivity. That’s our theory, at least.If nothing else, this bearded costume will help you build your Snow White and the Seven Dwarves group theme look, and there’s nothing “dopey” about that. In fact, close social bonds have been scientifically proven to improve one’s mood and overall happiness. So maybe finding six other dwarves with whom to “dig-dig-dig-dig-dig the whole day through” would help put a little pep in your step come Monday mornings!

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Heigh ho, Heigh ho it’s off to work we go!We bet you just LOVE going off to work almost as much as those dwarves do. When Monday morning rolls around, we know you just jump right out of bed before your alarm goes off, whistling, and greeting the day with a stretch, a shower, and a swell song of your own. Right? Oh. Well, that’s OK, we don’t either. In fact, we’d like to borrow a bit of that dwarf magic to invigorate our morning routines with a bit more melodious mojo. Who doesn’t want to whistle while they work? But wanting it and knowing how to do it are two very separate matters. And those dwarves walk the go-get’em walk, even down into a deep mine, where a million diamonds shine. Thus, it can be assumed that wearing this Adult Dwarf Costume may instill you with some kind of magical dwarfian work-centered positivity. That’s our theory, at least.If nothing else, this bearded costume will help you build your Snow White and the Seven Dwarves group theme look, and there’s nothing “dopey” about that. In fact, close social bonds have been scientifically proven to improve one’s mood and overall happiness. So maybe finding six other dwarves with whom to “dig-dig-dig-dig-dig the whole day through” would help put a little pep in your step come Monday mornings!