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  • Flirty Mouse Costume

    Flirty Mouse Costume

    There are a lot of animals in the world (scientists count as many as 50), but very few of them are appropriate to base a flirty costume on. Some animals just don‚Äôt lend themselves to flirtiness at all. ‚ÄúFlirty Dog Costume‚Äù doesn‚Äôt gel because being called ‚Äúdog‚Äù is rarely a compliment for people. ‚ÄúFlirty Sea Cucumber Costume‚Äù is even worse. Most people hate cucumbers because they are the worst kind of sushi. ‚ÄúFlirty Glyptapanteles Wasp Costume‚Äù might have potential, but we‚Äôll never find out because we don‚Äôt know how to spell that even though we just did in this very sentence.Do you know what‚Äôs a good flirty animal? The mouse. Everyone knows what it is, it‚Äôs very cute, it runs around and eats cheese and outsmarts house cats. That‚Äôs nice. That‚Äôs good. You have to keep it simple when you‚Äôre coming up with flirty animals. Maybe there are still some good ones out there that we haven‚Äôt thought of, but we‚Äôre sticking to tradition anyway!Do yourself a favor and go with our Flirty Mouse Costume. Made from quality materials to facilitate flirting, its ruffled skirt, polka dots, and short, puffy sleeves all bring to mind no particular famous cartoon mouse. Supple velour ears truly bring the whole mouse element together — so don‚Äôt leave home without them, because then you won‚Äôt be a flirty mouse at all. You‚Äôll just be flirty.

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Vampire Vixen Costume

    Women’s Vampire Vixen Costume

    Most people say that being a vampire is terrible. They call it a curse, they try to kill vampires with stakes, eat lots of garlic, whatever they can think of. But why? Really? Being a vampire sounds kind of awesome. Sure, there’s the whole being undead for all of eternity thing, and the eternal damnation thing, we’re not saying those aren’t negatives, they certainly are. But you’ve got to look at the silver lining (ooh, not silver since you’re allergic now). Think of the positives: Never getting older, getting wrinkled or bad joints. Vampires probably can’t get cancer or hangnails or anything. It’s easy to embrace the plus side when you’re wearing this costume. It features a dark red mini dress with black lace and a long black velvet overskirt that has a batwing-cut hem. You’ll feel one with the night in the classic vamp high collar and the wide lace sleeves. So embrace your newfound life as the undead elite. How else can you pull off a big collar, blood red lipstick, and those fishnet stockings?So listen, we know you’ve been feeling down in the dumps that you were turned into a vampire and you’re not sure what to do now but you can’t help drinking people’s blood. That’s only natural. But you’re beautiful, friend. Just take a look in the mirror- Huh, you know what never mind, that might not work for you. Just trust us that you’re not just a vampire now, but a vampire vixen, the sexiest creature of the shadows there is. And you’ll need a wardrobe that shows it, like this sexy costume. Just don’t be surprised when your friends are all jealous. Anyone who isn’t happy for you turning into a vampire vixen isn’t a true friend anyway. We’ll stake our reputation on it. Whoops, poor choice of words! We cross our hearts- nope, that doesn’t work. Let’s just say being sexy is in your blood.

    $39.99 Buy Now
  • Flirty Mouse Costume

    Flirty Mouse Costume

    There are a lot of animals in the world (scientists count as many as 50), but very few of them are appropriate to base a flirty costume on. Some animals just don‚Äôt lend themselves to flirtiness at all. ‚ÄúFlirty Dog Costume‚Äù doesn‚Äôt gel because being called ‚Äúdog‚Äù is rarely a compliment for people. ‚ÄúFlirty Sea Cucumber Costume‚Äù is even worse. Most people hate cucumbers because they are the worst kind of sushi. ‚ÄúFlirty Glyptapanteles Wasp Costume‚Äù might have potential, but we‚Äôll never find out because we don‚Äôt know how to spell that even though we just did in this very sentence.Do you know what‚Äôs a good flirty animal? The mouse. Everyone knows what it is, it‚Äôs very cute, it runs around and eats cheese and outsmarts house cats. That‚Äôs nice. That‚Äôs good. You have to keep it simple when you‚Äôre coming up with flirty animals. Maybe there are still some good ones out there that we haven‚Äôt thought of, but we‚Äôre sticking to tradition anyway!Do yourself a favor and go with our Flirty Mouse Costume. Made from quality materials to facilitate flirting, its ruffled skirt, polka dots, and short, puffy sleeves all bring to mind no particular famous cartoon mouse. Supple velour ears truly bring the whole mouse element together — so don‚Äôt leave home without them, because then you won‚Äôt be a flirty mouse at all. You‚Äôll just be flirty.

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Vampire Vixen Costume

    Women’s Vampire Vixen Costume

    Most people say that being a vampire is terrible. They call it a curse, they try to kill vampires with stakes, eat lots of garlic, whatever they can think of. But why? Really? Being a vampire sounds kind of awesome. Sure, there’s the whole being undead for all of eternity thing, and the eternal damnation thing, we’re not saying those aren’t negatives, they certainly are. But you’ve got to look at the silver lining (ooh, not silver since you’re allergic now). Think of the positives: Never getting older, getting wrinkled or bad joints. Vampires probably can’t get cancer or hangnails or anything. It’s easy to embrace the plus side when you’re wearing this costume. It features a dark red mini dress with black lace and a long black velvet overskirt that has a batwing-cut hem. You’ll feel one with the night in the classic vamp high collar and the wide lace sleeves. So embrace your newfound life as the undead elite. How else can you pull off a big collar, blood red lipstick, and those fishnet stockings?So listen, we know you’ve been feeling down in the dumps that you were turned into a vampire and you’re not sure what to do now but you can’t help drinking people’s blood. That’s only natural. But you’re beautiful, friend. Just take a look in the mirror- Huh, you know what never mind, that might not work for you. Just trust us that you’re not just a vampire now, but a vampire vixen, the sexiest creature of the shadows there is. And you’ll need a wardrobe that shows it, like this sexy costume. Just don’t be surprised when your friends are all jealous. Anyone who isn’t happy for you turning into a vampire vixen isn’t a true friend anyway. We’ll stake our reputation on it. Whoops, poor choice of words! We cross our hearts- nope, that doesn’t work. Let’s just say being sexy is in your blood.

    $39.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Vampire Vixen Costume

    Women’s Vampire Vixen Costume

    Most people say that being a vampire is terrible. They call it a curse, they try to kill vampires with stakes, eat lots of garlic, whatever they can think of. But why? Really? Being a vampire sounds kind of awesome. Sure, there’s the whole being undead for all of eternity thing, and the eternal damnation thing, we’re not saying those aren’t negatives, they certainly are. But you’ve got to look at the silver lining (ooh, not silver since you’re allergic now). Think of the positives: Never getting older, getting wrinkled or bad joints. Vampires probably can’t get cancer or hangnails or anything. It’s easy to embrace the plus side when you’re wearing this costume. It features a dark red mini dress with black lace and a long black velvet overskirt that has a batwing-cut hem. You’ll feel one with the night in the classic vamp high collar and the wide lace sleeves. So embrace your newfound life as the undead elite. How else can you pull off a big collar, blood red lipstick, and those fishnet stockings?So listen, we know you’ve been feeling down in the dumps that you were turned into a vampire and you’re not sure what to do now but you can’t help drinking people’s blood. That’s only natural. But you’re beautiful, friend. Just take a look in the mirror- Huh, you know what never mind, that might not work for you. Just trust us that you’re not just a vampire now, but a vampire vixen, the sexiest creature of the shadows there is. And you’ll need a wardrobe that shows it, like this sexy costume. Just don’t be surprised when your friends are all jealous. Anyone who isn’t happy for you turning into a vampire vixen isn’t a true friend anyway. We’ll stake our reputation on it. Whoops, poor choice of words! We cross our hearts- nope, that doesn’t work. Let’s just say being sexy is in your blood.

    $39.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Vampire Vixen Costume

    Women’s Vampire Vixen Costume

    Most people say that being a vampire is terrible. They call it a curse, they try to kill vampires with stakes, eat lots of garlic, whatever they can think of. But why? Really? Being a vampire sounds kind of awesome. Sure, there’s the whole being undead for all of eternity thing, and the eternal damnation thing, we’re not saying those aren’t negatives, they certainly are. But you’ve got to look at the silver lining (ooh, not silver since you’re allergic now). Think of the positives: Never getting older, getting wrinkled or bad joints. Vampires probably can’t get cancer or hangnails or anything. It’s easy to embrace the plus side when you’re wearing this costume. It features a dark red mini dress with black lace and a long black velvet overskirt that has a batwing-cut hem. You’ll feel one with the night in the classic vamp high collar and the wide lace sleeves. So embrace your newfound life as the undead elite. How else can you pull off a big collar, blood red lipstick, and those fishnet stockings?So listen, we know you’ve been feeling down in the dumps that you were turned into a vampire and you’re not sure what to do now but you can’t help drinking people’s blood. That’s only natural. But you’re beautiful, friend. Just take a look in the mirror- Huh, you know what never mind, that might not work for you. Just trust us that you’re not just a vampire now, but a vampire vixen, the sexiest creature of the shadows there is. And you’ll need a wardrobe that shows it, like this sexy costume. Just don’t be surprised when your friends are all jealous. Anyone who isn’t happy for you turning into a vampire vixen isn’t a true friend anyway. We’ll stake our reputation on it. Whoops, poor choice of words! We cross our hearts- nope, that doesn’t work. Let’s just say being sexy is in your blood.

    $39.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Cruel Diva Costume

    Women’s Cruel Diva Costume

    People might think that you’re cruel and cold but they will never understand. How could you be cold and unfeeling when you’re such a big fan of puppies? Sure, you might be a little obsessed with their soft and beautiful fur rather than their annoying slobbery personalities but your appreciation for their looks should count for something, right? So, it’s difficult to understand why people were so rude when you showed up to that Humane Society fundraiser. When you exited your limousine at the red carpet you saw people clutching their mixed breed dogs as if you would have any interest in them. Why would you care about those mutts? They didn’t even have spots! You walked the red carpet anyway, how could you let this gorgeous gown go to waste? After all, the whole point of your infamous dog fiasco was all for the love of fashion. While you didn’t like the way you were treated at the fundraiser you had to admire the way you looked in the pictures that the scandalized tabloids published. The backless halter dress really made an impact on the front page. When you cut out the image to put in your fur lined scrapbook you had to notice how well the black and white dress matched your black and white hairstyle. This Halloween let everyone know what a fashionista you are. The chic gown twists around your body in a faux wrap making a deep slit in the skirt to make walking and dancing gracefully. People might see you as cruel but they will never see you as dowdy if that was ever suggested you would really see spots.

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Cruel Diva Costume

    Women’s Cruel Diva Costume

    People might think that you’re cruel and cold but they will never understand. How could you be cold and unfeeling when you’re such a big fan of puppies? Sure, you might be a little obsessed with their soft and beautiful fur rather than their annoying slobbery personalities but your appreciation for their looks should count for something, right? So, it’s difficult to understand why people were so rude when you showed up to that Humane Society fundraiser. When you exited your limousine at the red carpet you saw people clutching their mixed breed dogs as if you would have any interest in them. Why would you care about those mutts? They didn’t even have spots! You walked the red carpet anyway, how could you let this gorgeous gown go to waste? After all, the whole point of your infamous dog fiasco was all for the love of fashion. While you didn’t like the way you were treated at the fundraiser you had to admire the way you looked in the pictures that the scandalized tabloids published. The backless halter dress really made an impact on the front page. When you cut out the image to put in your fur lined scrapbook you had to notice how well the black and white dress matched your black and white hairstyle. This Halloween let everyone know what a fashionista you are. The chic gown twists around your body in a faux wrap making a deep slit in the skirt to make walking and dancing gracefully. People might see you as cruel but they will never see you as dowdy if that was ever suggested you would really see spots.

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Cruel Diva Costume

    Women’s Cruel Diva Costume

    People might think that you’re cruel and cold but they will never understand. How could you be cold and unfeeling when you’re such a big fan of puppies? Sure, you might be a little obsessed with their soft and beautiful fur rather than their annoying slobbery personalities but your appreciation for their looks should count for something, right? So, it’s difficult to understand why people were so rude when you showed up to that Humane Society fundraiser. When you exited your limousine at the red carpet you saw people clutching their mixed breed dogs as if you would have any interest in them. Why would you care about those mutts? They didn’t even have spots! You walked the red carpet anyway, how could you let this gorgeous gown go to waste? After all, the whole point of your infamous dog fiasco was all for the love of fashion. While you didn’t like the way you were treated at the fundraiser you had to admire the way you looked in the pictures that the scandalized tabloids published. The backless halter dress really made an impact on the front page. When you cut out the image to put in your fur lined scrapbook you had to notice how well the black and white dress matched your black and white hairstyle. This Halloween let everyone know what a fashionista you are. The chic gown twists around your body in a faux wrap making a deep slit in the skirt to make walking and dancing gracefully. People might see you as cruel but they will never see you as dowdy if that was ever suggested you would really see spots.

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Flirty Mouse Costume

    Flirty Mouse Costume

    There are a lot of animals in the world (scientists count as many as 50), but very few of them are appropriate to base a flirty costume on. Some animals just don‚Äôt lend themselves to flirtiness at all. ‚ÄúFlirty Dog Costume‚Äù doesn‚Äôt gel because being called ‚Äúdog‚Äù is rarely a compliment for people. ‚ÄúFlirty Sea Cucumber Costume‚Äù is even worse. Most people hate cucumbers because they are the worst kind of sushi. ‚ÄúFlirty Glyptapanteles Wasp Costume‚Äù might have potential, but we‚Äôll never find out because we don‚Äôt know how to spell that even though we just did in this very sentence.Do you know what‚Äôs a good flirty animal? The mouse. Everyone knows what it is, it‚Äôs very cute, it runs around and eats cheese and outsmarts house cats. That‚Äôs nice. That‚Äôs good. You have to keep it simple when you‚Äôre coming up with flirty animals. Maybe there are still some good ones out there that we haven‚Äôt thought of, but we‚Äôre sticking to tradition anyway!Do yourself a favor and go with our Flirty Mouse Costume. Made from quality materials to facilitate flirting, its ruffled skirt, polka dots, and short, puffy sleeves all bring to mind no particular famous cartoon mouse. Supple velour ears truly bring the whole mouse element together — so don‚Äôt leave home without them, because then you won‚Äôt be a flirty mouse at all. You‚Äôll just be flirty.

    $49.99 Buy Now