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  • Adult Happy Elephant Costume

    Adult Happy Elephant Costume

    You get an invite to your best friend‚Äôs trunk show, and you can‚Äôt wait; a perfect excuse to break out your favorite outfit! But when you show up, your are shocked to find out that a trunk show is not, as you assumed, a parade of people dressed in elephant costumes (though that would be our natural assumption, too) but rather a sought-after sales event set up to parade select merchandise to select customers. Semantics. Though, that would explain why the invite had very little elephant-related imagery and the additional 15% off offer good until 11 A.M. Ah, well. What can you do? We would rather go to the trunk show you were envisioning (when you plan one, we‚Äôre all ears!) and as it turns out, so would everyone else. Because suddenly, you‚Äôre the hit of the sale in this Happy Elephant Costume, and your friend gets more business with you as her mascot than she has in the past five events, combined. We can‚Äôt blame the shoppers for being tickled pink by your gray velour jumpsuit and tufted tail. But it is the hood, with its majestic stuffed trunk, tusks, and ears that is drawing the most attention. When you do a little dance in front of your pal‚Äôs booth, her sales double! That‚Äôs some powerful elephant magic. So why not parade this playful costume around for an encore performance come Halloween and see what kind of crowd you can please, there? We bet it’ll be an unforgettable night!

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  • Plus Size Happy Elephant Costume

    Plus Size Happy Elephant Costume

    Roar! Hang on, that’s not right. “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” Hmm, no, something’s off. “Ooh ooh, ahh ahh!” Alright, we give up. There’s no elephant impression coming for you, folks. Forget the impression, because it’s time to make an even bigger impression with this happy elephant costume! It takes a ton of training to handle an elephant, so skip all the heavy lifting and suit up to be your own gray best friend! You’ll never forget the experience when you first walk into a room and everyone sees you there, your proud ears flapping and your trunk and tusks proudly on display. “Whoa, who is that?” they’ll ask. You might have people calling you Dumbo all night, but you’ll be able to hear everyone better than Horton hearing a who! So everyone better play it cool before you go on a stampede or use your trunk to hose them down with water.Alright, we’ll address the elephant in the room (wink): you can grab this costume right now and make it yours for peanuts. Or maybe the costume isn’t for you at all. It would be the perfect gift for a White Elephant party though! Forget about wolves or lions or whatever animal people are saying is “in” right now, because elephants are always in and never become irrelevant. Don’t believe us? Even Abraham Lincoln himself once said “When you’ve got an elephant by the hind legs and he’s trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.” Makes a lot of sense, although not particularly applicable here. The point is, never forget your favorite costume of all time when you put on this elephant.

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  • Adult Happy Elephant Costume

    Adult Happy Elephant Costume

    You get an invite to your best friend‚Äôs trunk show, and you can‚Äôt wait; a perfect excuse to break out your favorite outfit! But when you show up, your are shocked to find out that a trunk show is not, as you assumed, a parade of people dressed in elephant costumes (though that would be our natural assumption, too) but rather a sought-after sales event set up to parade select merchandise to select customers. Semantics. Though, that would explain why the invite had very little elephant-related imagery and the additional 15% off offer good until 11 A.M. Ah, well. What can you do? We would rather go to the trunk show you were envisioning (when you plan one, we‚Äôre all ears!) and as it turns out, so would everyone else. Because suddenly, you‚Äôre the hit of the sale in this Happy Elephant Costume, and your friend gets more business with you as her mascot than she has in the past five events, combined. We can‚Äôt blame the shoppers for being tickled pink by your gray velour jumpsuit and tufted tail. But it is the hood, with its majestic stuffed trunk, tusks, and ears that is drawing the most attention. When you do a little dance in front of your pal‚Äôs booth, her sales double! That‚Äôs some powerful elephant magic. So why not parade this playful costume around for an encore performance come Halloween and see what kind of crowd you can please, there? We bet it’ll be an unforgettable night!

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Toddler Happy Penguin Costume

    Toddler Happy Penguin Costume

    <p>Now, if you have plans to travel far to the southernmost continent of Antarctica and visit some seriously cold environments, you better be prepared to speak the language of the locals.  You’d think that the place is uninhabited but you would be wrong!  The entire place is actually an <i>empire</i> and there are some protocols that must be observed.</p> <p>First, make sure that you recognize the liege in charge.  He’ll likely be the biggest there and dressed in his finest penguin suit.  You’ll recognize his empress by the delightful stone that he will waddle over to her and place on her feet.  It’s truly a magical moment.  Wait… you look confused.  Oh, of course.  We’re talking about penguins.  Literally.  Emperor penguins.  They rule with a mighty fin and some pretty epic dance moves, too!</p> <p>In fact, you should probably have an emissary go with you.  Someone that knows the giddy and happy language by nature.  We would recommend your kiddo.  But, make sure that they’re dressed up in formal attire!  We’ve got this spectacular Toddler Happy Penguin costume that will do the court of Antarctica justice.  This black and white bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear and hand openings in the wing shaped sleeves in case anything needs to be done with the hands… like passing cute stones.  Slippers and a pullover hood complete the look, but the penguin manners are all your tyke’s!  Fortunately, we do make the suit available in multiple sizes, so if you’re able to learn all the appropriate mannerisms, the whole family can be happy penguins together.  What could be better!?</p>

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Kids Happy Penguin Costume

    Kids Happy Penguin Costume

    In some areas, Winter can be hard. You may get a ton of snow, icy roads, or blistering cold temperatures that fall below 0. Sometimes, just just want to get away in winter, but just can’t. Or can you? We’re not saying you won’t have to endure the elements, but maybe you can just become something else. Something like a penguin! Penguins have no problem with cold weather and snow. They live in it! With an outfit like this penguin costume, you’ll be far better equipped for dealing with the harshest of winters. You might just have to work on your waddling skills. This child happy penguin costume features a full body penguin suit that zips up the back. It’s made from polyester fleece fabric, so you’ll stay warm while out trick-or-treating and all through the winter. Complete the look with the orange web-footed slippers and you’re ready to venture into the cold. The happy penguin costume is available in a variety of sizes so you can have a whole family of penguins!

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  • Mascot Happy Easter Bunny Costume

    Mascot Happy Easter Bunny Costume

    Every week at the Holiday Mascot Support Circle, numerous holiday spirits gather to expose their vulnerabilities and fears. Of all things, the most common thing we hear about is the date-locked oppression that these wondrous hosts feel about being somehow sequestered only to those lonely dates called their own. Santa Claus is locked away in the North Pole until the end of December… the Pumpkin King can only appear in late October with the harvest and thinning of the veil… Cupid only flies through the skies with his quiver of enchanting arrows in mid-February… It is tragic and something that we constantly work to fixing.The magical folks that help to spread glee and affirm the festive spirit of their associated holidays don’t just cease to exist in their off months! They aren’t locked up under a strange sort of Gregorian House Arrest because no one is actively in need of their unique array of gifts. In fact, we have established cross-holiday events to help them get out and visit each other in their down time, exchanging stories and the addresses of folks who are particularly spirited or are in need of some ghostly reminders of the people they might better be. Surprisingly enough, it is the Easter Bunny who usually hosts these occasions, making a mean Egg Salad Sandwich.So, it is no surprise that the Easter Bunny is the first on the guest list for the other holiday occasions and All Hallows Eve is no different. It is time to gear up again in this Mascot Happy Easter Bunny costume and hop your way to the holiday events. This faux fur jumpsuit fastens with a back zipper and has fur mitts with comfortable elastic bands. The blue diamond plaid vest has fabric ties and a matching bow tie to give you that flair of entertainment and professionalism. The molded latex mask is covered in white fur and has mesh eye openings to keep your disguise while even letting you see where you’re going! Accompany the garb with a wicker basket and some chocolate eggs to remind even the ghouls of the festive Spring. Heck, you might even earn some bonus points from Santa who is sure to be there, too!

    $59.99 Buy Now
  • Plus Size Happy Cow Costume

    Plus Size Happy Cow Costume

    Have you ever seen such a happy cow? Well, there’s good reason why this cow is so happy. He’s got all the grass he could ever eat, and with how long it takes for this guy to chew his cud, he might never run out of grass. His life consists of eating, sleeping, and slapping flies off his back with his long tail. He gets lots of attention because he’s often mistaken for a celebrity cow from a certain popular fast food chicken restaurant. This cow also gets to mingle with all the lady cows in the field as part of his sleeping and eating deal.Now that you understand why this cow is so happy, what’s stopping you from getting a piece of the action? You can’t actually transform yourself into a cow (trust us, we’ve talked for quite a while with our team of scientists), but you can dress the part and maybe even pull a little inspiration from the happy cow in this Plus Size Happy Cow Costume. Everyone will be begging for moooooooo-re when they see you dressed in this plush cow costume.Now, this costume is 100% polyester and built to last. The spotted jumpsuit has a full zipper in the back with pink utters at the center of the jumpsuit. The headpiece uses Velcro to attach under the chin, and has plush ears and horns. Foot covers stretch over the ankles and an elastic strap goes under the bottom of the feet. Finally, there’s a tail in the back of the jumpsuit. Grab yourself a glass of milk and you’re all ready to head out this Halloween!

    $54.99 Buy Now
  • Adult Happy Cow Costume

    Adult Happy Cow Costume

    Remember in the ‘90s, when people were always going around, telling you “don’t have a cow?” We all thought we were so cool back then, didn’t we?Well, we’re here to agree. We absolutely, positively, without a doubt, 150% do NOT want you to have a cow over what to be this Halloween; we want you to be one. Why not, we ask, don a spotted jumpsuit and allow your party guests to draw their own significance from your adorable costume? Are you the cow jumping over the moon? You just may be, to your pal who cherished that favorite bedtime story. Are you the cow that started the Great Chicago Fire? Could be! Grab a friend to dress as Mrs. O’Leary and fascinate folks with your historic knowledge (just watch that there aren’t any lanterns around for the dramatic retelling). The truth is, people LOVE cows. Whether the sight of you takes them back to their days growing up on a farm or your floppy ears just make folks giggle, you’re bound send a message to all the others costumes around: moo-ve over, there’s a new cow in the pasture. Once you don the plush tail, horns, and pink udder of this getup, there is absolutely no way to not “have a cow.” You’re here, you’re in this party for the long haul, and you intend to milk this costume for all it’s worth!

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  • Toddler Happy Horse Costume

    Toddler Happy Horse Costume

    Horses share a special part of America and its founding. Just imagine what our country would have been like without horses to carry the wagons. Or what the cowboy would have been like without his trusty steed. We don’t rely on horses to get us around anymore, but we still love to watch them race, watch them perform in pageants, or just ride them for fun. Their majestic coats and rapid trots are some of the many reasons why we still find them so fascinating.This goes double usually for kids. They love to hear those horse’s neigh and stomp their hooves, and they love to pet those gentle animals at petting zoos or, if they’re lucky, on the farm. If your little toddler loves everything about horses, we might have the perfect costume for that future cowpoke this Halloween. Presenting our Toddler Happy Horse Costume. This one’s an exclusive and we know you’re going to love it!The costume is 100% polyester velour with faux fur and faux leather. The jumpsuit has a back zipper with a long tail sewn on back. There are faux leather mitts sewn to sleeve cuffs that fold back to free hands, and faux leather hoof shoe covers that are sewn to the pant cuffs with elastic bands for easy removal. The hood has soft-sculpted nose and ears with appliqued eyes and a faux fur mane; this fastens under the chin with Velcro. Your little child will love this furry costume for Halloween!

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  • Adult Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Knit Sweater

    Adult Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Knit Sweater

    This is a Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Adult Knit Sweater.

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  • Toddler Happy Christmas Elf Costume

    Toddler Happy Christmas Elf Costume

    You know those moments when you bring your kiddo into the mall to visit Santa and they just light up? It takes everything just to keep them from rushing up and busting through those gold-tinted or candy-cane gates and plowing through the cotton snow just to get right up there. They sometimes dodge through the line, skipping over other kids and parents who are waiting for their turn to greet Old Saint Nick… and then your kiddo is spending more time chatting up the elves than Santa?Well, we’ve seen it a few times. It seems that, once in a while, a tyke is born with a pretty intensely elfish soul. They like to dress up in goofy colors. They might enjoy drawing on everything. Probably a bit inventive as well, building up all sorts of weird things out of randomly acquired materials throughout the house… even if they occasionally need to dismantle things to get to it.Well, we’ve got some news for you. That Elfish soul might be particularly active and that is going to present you with an interesting challenge, especially around the holiday seasons. We do have a somewhat risky tactic you can try to keep that Elf to tone it down a bit. That is with this Toddler Happy Christmas Elf costume. The bright green flannel shirt and pant combo sips up he back and comes with a jester styled collar of bright red. The faux leather belt has a flashy slide buckle and the candy-cane socks and sleeves are a perfect match to the curly toed boot covers. Your tyke will be full blown Christmas Elf in no time and, who knows, might even bring in a Christmas bonus from the big guy!

    $19.99 Buy Now
  • Toddler Happy Christmas Elf Costume

    Toddler Happy Christmas Elf Costume

    You know those moments when you bring your kiddo into the mall to visit Santa and they just light up? It takes everything just to keep them from rushing up and busting through those gold-tinted or candy-cane gates and plowing through the cotton snow just to get right up there. They sometimes dodge through the line, skipping over other kids and parents who are waiting for their turn to greet Old Saint Nick… and then your kiddo is spending more time chatting up the elves than Santa?Well, we’ve seen it a few times. It seems that, once in a while, a tyke is born with a pretty intensely elfish soul. They like to dress up in goofy colors. They might enjoy drawing on everything. Probably a bit inventive as well, building up all sorts of weird things out of randomly acquired materials throughout the house… even if they occasionally need to dismantle things to get to it.Well, we’ve got some news for you. That Elfish soul might be particularly active and that is going to present you with an interesting challenge, especially around the holiday seasons. We do have a somewhat risky tactic you can try to keep that Elf to tone it down a bit. That is with this Toddler Happy Christmas Elf costume. The bright green flannel shirt and pant combo sips up he back and comes with a jester styled collar of bright red. The faux leather belt has a flashy slide buckle and the candy-cane socks and sleeves are a perfect match to the curly toed boot covers. Your tyke will be full blown Christmas Elf in no time and, who knows, might even bring in a Christmas bonus from the big guy!

    $19.99 Buy Now
  • Adult Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Knit Sweater

    Adult Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Knit Sweater

    This is a Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Adult Knit Sweater.

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Plus Size Happy Cow Costume

    Plus Size Happy Cow Costume

    Have you ever seen such a happy cow? Well, there’s good reason why this cow is so happy. He’s got all the grass he could ever eat, and with how long it takes for this guy to chew his cud, he might never run out of grass. His life consists of eating, sleeping, and slapping flies off his back with his long tail. He gets lots of attention because he’s often mistaken for a celebrity cow from a certain popular fast food chicken restaurant. This cow also gets to mingle with all the lady cows in the field as part of his sleeping and eating deal.Now that you understand why this cow is so happy, what’s stopping you from getting a piece of the action? You can’t actually transform yourself into a cow (trust us, we’ve talked for quite a while with our team of scientists), but you can dress the part and maybe even pull a little inspiration from the happy cow in this Plus Size Happy Cow Costume. Everyone will be begging for moooooooo-re when they see you dressed in this plush cow costume.Now, this costume is 100% polyester and built to last. The spotted jumpsuit has a full zipper in the back with pink utters at the center of the jumpsuit. The headpiece uses Velcro to attach under the chin, and has plush ears and horns. Foot covers stretch over the ankles and an elastic strap goes under the bottom of the feet. Finally, there’s a tail in the back of the jumpsuit. Grab yourself a glass of milk and you’re all ready to head out this Halloween!

    $54.99 Buy Now
  • Happy Holidays Mickey Mouse Juniors Light Up Sweater

    Happy Holidays Mickey Mouse Juniors Light Up Sweater

    This is the Mickey Mouse Happy Holidays Juniors Light Up Sweater

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  • Mascot Happy Easter Bunny Costume

    Mascot Happy Easter Bunny Costume

    Every week at the Holiday Mascot Support Circle, numerous holiday spirits gather to expose their vulnerabilities and fears. Of all things, the most common thing we hear about is the date-locked oppression that these wondrous hosts feel about being somehow sequestered only to those lonely dates called their own. Santa Claus is locked away in the North Pole until the end of December… the Pumpkin King can only appear in late October with the harvest and thinning of the veil… Cupid only flies through the skies with his quiver of enchanting arrows in mid-February… It is tragic and something that we constantly work to fixing.The magical folks that help to spread glee and affirm the festive spirit of their associated holidays don’t just cease to exist in their off months! They aren’t locked up under a strange sort of Gregorian House Arrest because no one is actively in need of their unique array of gifts. In fact, we have established cross-holiday events to help them get out and visit each other in their down time, exchanging stories and the addresses of folks who are particularly spirited or are in need of some ghostly reminders of the people they might better be. Surprisingly enough, it is the Easter Bunny who usually hosts these occasions, making a mean Egg Salad Sandwich.So, it is no surprise that the Easter Bunny is the first on the guest list for the other holiday occasions and All Hallows Eve is no different. It is time to gear up again in this Mascot Happy Easter Bunny costume and hop your way to the holiday events. This faux fur jumpsuit fastens with a back zipper and has fur mitts with comfortable elastic bands. The blue diamond plaid vest has fabric ties and a matching bow tie to give you that flair of entertainment and professionalism. The molded latex mask is covered in white fur and has mesh eye openings to keep your disguise while even letting you see where you’re going! Accompany the garb with a wicker basket and some chocolate eggs to remind even the ghouls of the festive Spring. Heck, you might even earn some bonus points from Santa who is sure to be there, too!

    $59.99 Buy Now
  • Pop-Open Color Change Ghost - Happy Smile

    Pop-Open Color Change Ghost – Happy Smile

    BOO-TIFULNot all ghosts are dark and grim; that’s just an unfortunate ghost stereotype the dead have to deal with. A lot of ghosts out there are similar to Casper the friendly ghost—they’re optimistic and endearing and want to put on a smile on everyone’s face instead of making them scream in terror. Here’s a little advice: next time you come across one of these phantoms, try befriending them first and see what happens. The happy smile ghost you’re looking at right now is one of the friendly phantoms. Hang it in the porch and the pop-open color change ghost will always greet you with an amicable grin or suspend it by the garage and it will wish you farewell whenever you leave for the day.           PRODUCT DETAILSThis decoration comes with an 18-inch printed fabric ghost, a hanging frame, a 6-inch color-changing LED lantern and 3-LR44 batteries. Once assembled, hit the on/off switch and the ghost will start glowing and changing color from blue to green to red. A SPOOKTACULAR SQUADCreate a ghostly scene with the help of this light-up decoration. Check out all of our hanging ghost decorations and use them to decorate a tree in your front yard.  

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  • Happy Birthday Drinking Hat

    Happy Birthday Drinking Hat

    ANOTHER YEAR OLDER…Another year wiser. It’s what “they” say, anyway. We’re pretty convinced that “they” are right, even though we don’t know who “they” are. If we had to guess, “they” are a group of sage, elders who’ve had many birthdays. As a result, they know a thing or two about moving up the age ladder. Their verdict? Getting older isn’t so bad, especially if you have fun gadgets like this happy birthday drinking hat. Forget the tiaras and party sashes because this birthday accessory is actually functional. Not only is this accessory funky headgear, but it doubles as a wearable beverage. Put your favorite drinks inside the can holders, take a sip, and get the party started! PRODUCT DETAILSCreated from felt, the soft-sculpted hat features plush candles on top, while the inner size-adjustment band is capable of fitting all adult-sized heads. Attached can holders on each side of the hat carry two of your favorite drinks. The plastic tube allows liquid to passes directly into your mouth. Take sips or big gulps! WHOOP IT UPWe hope you have the time of your life on your birthday! Add a pair of shades and a hot pink boa to achieve the complete birthday boy/girl look.           

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  • Infant Happy Cow Costume

    Infant Happy Cow Costume

    Country ComfortsEvery little kid loves to go visit the farm! There’s so much to look at, so many little animals to cuddle and feed. Are you looking forward to introducing your little one to the sites and sounds of the farm? Be prepared to make some unforgettable memories. There’s nothing like seeing Junior stroke the velvety soft nose of a calf for the first time. Or throw a handful of corn for goslings and shriek as they peck near his feet. Those moments might bring you back to your own upbringing. Trying to make friends with the little wild kittens in the barn and carefully offering a pony an apple from your palm. A connection to the farm brings families together. Your grandparents saw you pet a cow for the first time and thought about the first time they tucked their fingers into the thick tuft of hair on the top of a bovine’s head. So, it’s no wonder why we can’t wait to get our little ones to the countryside to see all the things we loved so much when we were kids. In the meantime, get your little one into country character with this adorable cow costume.Product Details & DesignThis little cow costume is classic in black and white but it’s far from run-of-the-mill since it’s Made-By-Us. You’ll love how easy it is to slip this jumpsuit on your child. Simply zip up the back, slip on the booties, and secure the hood over your child’s head. The headpiece has large pink ears and plush horns making your look complete. The udders are perfectly delightful, giving your Instagram photos an extra boost of cute!Getting a Mooove onHalloween isn’t the only time this cow costume is completely adorable. You can also bring this little costume out during your town’s dairy festival or county fair. The whole family can get involved. Your little cows older sister can dress as a waddling duck and dad can even dress up as a sheep. Huh, looks like you’ve finally got that farm you always wanted!

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  • Toddler Happy Christmas Elf Costume

    Toddler Happy Christmas Elf Costume

    You know those moments when you bring your kiddo into the mall to visit Santa and they just light up? It takes everything just to keep them from rushing up and busting through those gold-tinted or candy-cane gates and plowing through the cotton snow just to get right up there. They sometimes dodge through the line, skipping over other kids and parents who are waiting for their turn to greet Old Saint Nick… and then your kiddo is spending more time chatting up the elves than Santa?Well, we’ve seen it a few times. It seems that, once in a while, a tyke is born with a pretty intensely elfish soul. They like to dress up in goofy colors. They might enjoy drawing on everything. Probably a bit inventive as well, building up all sorts of weird things out of randomly acquired materials throughout the house… even if they occasionally need to dismantle things to get to it.Well, we’ve got some news for you. That Elfish soul might be particularly active and that is going to present you with an interesting challenge, especially around the holiday seasons. We do have a somewhat risky tactic you can try to keep that Elf to tone it down a bit. That is with this Toddler Happy Christmas Elf costume. The bright green flannel shirt and pant combo sips up he back and comes with a jester styled collar of bright red. The faux leather belt has a flashy slide buckle and the candy-cane socks and sleeves are a perfect match to the curly toed boot covers. Your tyke will be full blown Christmas Elf in no time and, who knows, might even bring in a Christmas bonus from the big guy!

    $19.99 Buy Now
  • Toddler Happy Horse Costume

    Toddler Happy Horse Costume

    Horses share a special part of America and its founding. Just imagine what our country would have been like without horses to carry the wagons. Or what the cowboy would have been like without his trusty steed. We don’t rely on horses to get us around anymore, but we still love to watch them race, watch them perform in pageants, or just ride them for fun. Their majestic coats and rapid trots are some of the many reasons why we still find them so fascinating.This goes double usually for kids. They love to hear those horse’s neigh and stomp their hooves, and they love to pet those gentle animals at petting zoos or, if they’re lucky, on the farm. If your little toddler loves everything about horses, we might have the perfect costume for that future cowpoke this Halloween. Presenting our Toddler Happy Horse Costume. This one’s an exclusive and we know you’re going to love it!The costume is 100% polyester velour with faux fur and faux leather. The jumpsuit has a back zipper with a long tail sewn on back. There are faux leather mitts sewn to sleeve cuffs that fold back to free hands, and faux leather hoof shoe covers that are sewn to the pant cuffs with elastic bands for easy removal. The hood has soft-sculpted nose and ears with appliqued eyes and a faux fur mane; this fastens under the chin with Velcro. Your little child will love this furry costume for Halloween!

    $39.99 Buy Now
  • Toddler Happy Penguin Costume

    Toddler Happy Penguin Costume

    <p>Now, if you have plans to travel far to the southernmost continent of Antarctica and visit some seriously cold environments, you better be prepared to speak the language of the locals.  You’d think that the place is uninhabited but you would be wrong!  The entire place is actually an <i>empire</i> and there are some protocols that must be observed.</p> <p>First, make sure that you recognize the liege in charge.  He’ll likely be the biggest there and dressed in his finest penguin suit.  You’ll recognize his empress by the delightful stone that he will waddle over to her and place on her feet.  It’s truly a magical moment.  Wait… you look confused.  Oh, of course.  We’re talking about penguins.  Literally.  Emperor penguins.  They rule with a mighty fin and some pretty epic dance moves, too!</p> <p>In fact, you should probably have an emissary go with you.  Someone that knows the giddy and happy language by nature.  We would recommend your kiddo.  But, make sure that they’re dressed up in formal attire!  We’ve got this spectacular Toddler Happy Penguin costume that will do the court of Antarctica justice.  This black and white bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear and hand openings in the wing shaped sleeves in case anything needs to be done with the hands… like passing cute stones.  Slippers and a pullover hood complete the look, but the penguin manners are all your tyke’s!  Fortunately, we do make the suit available in multiple sizes, so if you’re able to learn all the appropriate mannerisms, the whole family can be happy penguins together.  What could be better!?</p>

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Adult Happy Penguin Costume

    Adult Happy Penguin Costume

    *Read in the voice of Morgan Freeman*It is October. Summer is behind us. Another holiday season is about to begin. We are, too soon, going to be forced to host family that will not leave. Cook elaborate meals that will get demolished by said family. But for now, we can still look forward to Halloween. Let us check in on a soon to be costumed man.Here he is. A magnificent human male specimen. See how he is not getting ready to leave, like his wife asked him to do 20 minutes ago. See how he lounges on the bed, watching episodes of Futurama on Netflix. Oh, wait he hears her blow dryer stop. A sure sign he can start getting ready.Now look as the male stuffs one leg, then both legs into the Adult Happy Penguin Costume. See the magnificent way in which he pulls the zipper up the back of the body suit. Oh, he seems to be have snagged the zipper on a piece of fabric from his shirt. His human mate sees him unable to pull the zipper any farther, his elbows high in the air, trying in vain to get the zipper to come back down. This is why male penguins keep the egg warm, while their female counterparts hunt for the food. She instructs him to put his arms in the wings. Then graciously zips him up. This is a joyful moment of human triumph, before the dreaded holiday season begins.

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  • Plus Size Happy Elephant Costume

    Plus Size Happy Elephant Costume

    Roar! Hang on, that’s not right. “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” Hmm, no, something’s off. “Ooh ooh, ahh ahh!” Alright, we give up. There’s no elephant impression coming for you, folks. Forget the impression, because it’s time to make an even bigger impression with this happy elephant costume! It takes a ton of training to handle an elephant, so skip all the heavy lifting and suit up to be your own gray best friend! You’ll never forget the experience when you first walk into a room and everyone sees you there, your proud ears flapping and your trunk and tusks proudly on display. “Whoa, who is that?” they’ll ask. You might have people calling you Dumbo all night, but you’ll be able to hear everyone better than Horton hearing a who! So everyone better play it cool before you go on a stampede or use your trunk to hose them down with water.Alright, we’ll address the elephant in the room (wink): you can grab this costume right now and make it yours for peanuts. Or maybe the costume isn’t for you at all. It would be the perfect gift for a White Elephant party though! Forget about wolves or lions or whatever animal people are saying is “in” right now, because elephants are always in and never become irrelevant. Don’t believe us? Even Abraham Lincoln himself once said “When you’ve got an elephant by the hind legs and he’s trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.” Makes a lot of sense, although not particularly applicable here. The point is, never forget your favorite costume of all time when you put on this elephant.

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  • Happy Halloween Party Cup

    Happy Halloween Party Cup

    Signs of HalloweenCan you feel it? That magical day is slowly approaching! Soon, sweet treats will fill your candy bowls. Little toy bats will adorn the ceiling. Fake spider-webs will dangle from the walls. Kids dressed as goblins, ghouls, and probably superheroes, will be parading down the street. The sounds of “trick or treat” will be ringing through the air!Yes, Halloween, also known as the best holiday of the year, is almost upon us and it’s time to celebrate! So, go ahead and throw you a glass in the air and make a toast the holiday dedicated to ghosts and scares! Just make sure that you bring your festive cup, like this Happy Halloween party cup.Product DetailsThis festive cup is made of molded hard plastic. It holds approximately 20 oz. of your favorite cold beverage (not recommended for hot drinks). It has a printed design on the exterior which has stylized lettering and a small witch’s hat near the bottom. It even has little ghosts and pumpkins on it.Witch’s Brew for YouYou don’t have to drink your witch’s brew or fruit punch out of a normal cup ever again! This Happy Halloween cup can help you drink with true Halloween style this year!

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  • Plus Size Happy Cow Costume

    Plus Size Happy Cow Costume

    Have you ever seen such a happy cow? Well, there’s good reason why this cow is so happy. He’s got all the grass he could ever eat, and with how long it takes for this guy to chew his cud, he might never run out of grass. His life consists of eating, sleeping, and slapping flies off his back with his long tail. He gets lots of attention because he’s often mistaken for a celebrity cow from a certain popular fast food chicken restaurant. This cow also gets to mingle with all the lady cows in the field as part of his sleeping and eating deal.Now that you understand why this cow is so happy, what’s stopping you from getting a piece of the action? You can’t actually transform yourself into a cow (trust us, we’ve talked for quite a while with our team of scientists), but you can dress the part and maybe even pull a little inspiration from the happy cow in this Plus Size Happy Cow Costume. Everyone will be begging for moooooooo-re when they see you dressed in this plush cow costume.Now, this costume is 100% polyester and built to last. The spotted jumpsuit has a full zipper in the back with pink utters at the center of the jumpsuit. The headpiece uses Velcro to attach under the chin, and has plush ears and horns. Foot covers stretch over the ankles and an elastic strap goes under the bottom of the feet. Finally, there’s a tail in the back of the jumpsuit. Grab yourself a glass of milk and you’re all ready to head out this Halloween!

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  • Adult Happy Cow Costume

    Adult Happy Cow Costume

    Remember in the ‘90s, when people were always going around, telling you “don’t have a cow?” We all thought we were so cool back then, didn’t we?Well, we’re here to agree. We absolutely, positively, without a doubt, 150% do NOT want you to have a cow over what to be this Halloween; we want you to be one. Why not, we ask, don a spotted jumpsuit and allow your party guests to draw their own significance from your adorable costume? Are you the cow jumping over the moon? You just may be, to your pal who cherished that favorite bedtime story. Are you the cow that started the Great Chicago Fire? Could be! Grab a friend to dress as Mrs. O’Leary and fascinate folks with your historic knowledge (just watch that there aren’t any lanterns around for the dramatic retelling). The truth is, people LOVE cows. Whether the sight of you takes them back to their days growing up on a farm or your floppy ears just make folks giggle, you’re bound send a message to all the others costumes around: moo-ve over, there’s a new cow in the pasture. Once you don the plush tail, horns, and pink udder of this getup, there is absolutely no way to not “have a cow.” You’re here, you’re in this party for the long haul, and you intend to milk this costume for all it’s worth!

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  • Happy Halloweenie Costume

    Happy Halloweenie Costume

    Yup, you clicked on this costume, didn’t you? But don’t worry, we’re not thinking any less of you. Perhaps you’re a high school health teacher. What better visual aid than a giant, anatomically correct (well… relatively) penis that you can wear?! Finally, an easy way to illustrate the difference between the urethra and the vans deferens (as if you didn’t already know, right?). Or maybe you just want to show your guy friends that you’re willing to take on any possible dare, like wearing this outfit to work. It’s a ballsy move, bud. Some people say size matters. Some people say size doesn’t matter. But when you’re talking about a six foot tall penis, does anything really matter?Strutting around in this outfit, you’ll definitely feel like the cock of the walk (ahem). These are the twig and berries you’ve been looking for. This trouser snake is on the loose. Your soldier is at attention and reporting for duty. If you want an outfit sure to attract envy from every man around, stand tall. We could make a whole bunch more penis puns, but you don’t care, do you? No, of course not. You didn’t click on this costume because it’s a maybe. You clicked here because you already know what you want. You want to walk around dressed as a giant penis and that’s that. We’d be surprised if you even read this far, given how obviously excited you are. So go on, buy it, try it on, see if it fits and have yourself an unforgettable time!

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  • Happy Poop Costume

    Happy Poop Costume

    Let’s get real about poop for a hot second: poop is a real downer. While you’re standing in line with a cart full of groceries and your little bundle of joy decides to make a stinky in their diaper, well my friend, that stinks. When you leave your dog at home all afternoon only to come back to find a heaping pile of crap on your rug, well, that stinks too. Like you, we have experienced our fair share of poo-dilemmas which have left us feeling down in the dumps (ha, get it?). Then the poop emoji entered our lives and like a rainbow after a storm, our opinion on poop became much brighter.What a splendid take on a disgusting, but necessary, bodily function, we thought as we stared at the smiling poop emoji illuminating from our iPhone. It looks more like soft serve ice cream or a chocolate truffle than a rancid turd. We loved the idea of taking something so foul and transforming it into something so undeniably cute, thus our infatuation with the poop emoji began! We started collecting everything poop related- keychains, pens, shirts, mugs, pins, jewelry, slippers, and pillows. But as our obsession for poop novelty items grew, our satisfaction with these trinkets dwindled. We needed something more! Instead of merely acquiring poop knickknacks, we wanted to transform into the brown pile of dung with the wide eyes, so we got our hands on this happy poop costume and our lives have never been happier. This tunic style costume for adults features a surprised poop emoji face and appropriate holes for you head and arms. Wear it to announce that you’re (newly) down with the brown and you don’t care who knows it!   

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  • Toddler Happy Horse Costume

    Toddler Happy Horse Costume

    Horses share a special part of America and its founding. Just imagine what our country would have been like without horses to carry the wagons. Or what the cowboy would have been like without his trusty steed. We don’t rely on horses to get us around anymore, but we still love to watch them race, watch them perform in pageants, or just ride them for fun. Their majestic coats and rapid trots are some of the many reasons why we still find them so fascinating.This goes double usually for kids. They love to hear those horse’s neigh and stomp their hooves, and they love to pet those gentle animals at petting zoos or, if they’re lucky, on the farm. If your little toddler loves everything about horses, we might have the perfect costume for that future cowpoke this Halloween. Presenting our Toddler Happy Horse Costume. This one’s an exclusive and we know you’re going to love it!The costume is 100% polyester velour with faux fur and faux leather. The jumpsuit has a back zipper with a long tail sewn on back. There are faux leather mitts sewn to sleeve cuffs that fold back to free hands, and faux leather hoof shoe covers that are sewn to the pant cuffs with elastic bands for easy removal. The hood has soft-sculpted nose and ears with appliqued eyes and a faux fur mane; this fastens under the chin with Velcro. Your little child will love this furry costume for Halloween!

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