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  • Men's Free Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Free Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    One look at this sweater is all you need to know that there’s a side of ol’ Saint Nick that he’s been hiding. He’s always been a jolly fella with rosy cheeks and a big red coat. But now you know he may have been hiding stolen guns and bootlegged jeans under that coat all this time, and his red face is probably from hitting the spiked egg nog a little too hard!At least this unexpected development gave us the perfect design to put on this Free Santa Christmas Sweater! It lets you show off a very different side of Kris Kringle than we’re all used to, so you can easily kick off a discussion about the North Pole’s criminal justice system at your next holiday party. Or, if you don’t want to risk starting a political argument with your fellow partygoers over Santa getting special treatment in jail, because he’s golfing buddies with the mayor of the North Pole, you can just tell everyone it’s a funny, festive looking sweater that also keeps you toasty on cold winter nights. Even though you darn well know that Santa totally owns the North Pole police department… there’s no other way he could get away with flying around with unlicensed reindeer…

    $29.99 Christmas Costumes
  • All I Want for Christmas is Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater

    All I Want for Christmas is Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You know the drill: if you’re good all year long, Santa Claus will bring you what you want for Christmas. Whether you let jolly ol’ Saint Nick know by mailing your wish list to his North Pole hideout, or you prefer to ask him in person by sitting on his lap at the mall (which, we gotta say, gets weirder the older you get, for everyone involved), the big guy in the red suit always seems to figure out the perfect present to make you jump for joy on Christmas morning.Of course, if you’re hoping to find a stash of your favorite delicious brewskies under the tree, wearing this funny All I Want for Christmas is Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect way to get your point across! The soft wool blend and silly knit designs will keep you nice and toasty, while letting everybody know that you can’t wait to find a 6-pack of pilsners in your stocking, or maybe unwrap a mini keg full of your favorite IPA. What better way to settle in for a long winter’s nap than with a cozy sweater and a couple of cold ones!

    $29.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    The holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That‚Äôs always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective‚Ķ at least for a while. Of course, we‚Äôre talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus!Some don’t view Santa’s visits as oh-so-jolly. Some just see it as wanton destruction and violence. While cookies might lose some of the friends in action, the rest of us are still stoked about Santa coming to visit, though, so you can spread the message about the strong feelings that Cookie Folk have regarding this season with this Cook Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The acrylic shirt is comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring their feelings, but, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? This is about as good as they‚Äôre going to get‚Ķ at least until they get eaten. Then, they‚Äôre going to be really good!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Do you love Christmas? Do you love Christmas, but also love Kung-Fu, and just wish there was a way to combine the two?Look, we‚Äôre not judging, but that‚Äôs kind of an unexpected combo, and we honestly never thought we would write the above query. It‚Äôs kind of like saying, ‚ÄúDo you like peanut butter? Do you also like mayonnaise? Do you ever wish that you could just combine the two and have a Peanut Butter Mayonnaise spread?‚Äù Because, like, mayonnaise and mustard? Now that makes sense! That‚Äôs even considered a regular condiment in European countries like Amsterdam (did you know that we lived in Europe once? Yeah, we lived there for a couple of years after college. Yeah, it wasn‚Äôt that big of a deal, but‚Ķyou know. It taught us some stuff). And like, Christmas and‚Ķpalm trees, maybe, now that also makes sense, because some people like to go away to tropical islands during the holidays (people like supermodels and celebrities, we mean. Like, what‚Äôs it like to be rich?!) and just because you live in Florida doesn‚Äôt mean that Christmas is canceled. Even though, just between us? It probably should be.But even though we‚Äôre probably sliding around a lot of judgement about a lot of things, you do you, boo! If you want a snowman who knows how to slice through the air with a Katana sword, who are we to tell you how to celebrate? We mean, we will, if you let us, but otherwise, go on with your bad self and rock this Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater around that Christmas Tree! Now, let’s talk about where you’re going to college…

    $29.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Rudolph the red nosed reindeer…Sing it with us!…Had a very shiny HORN. Wait, what?…And if you ever saw him…Ah, that‚Äôs better‚ĶYou would even say he‚Äôs a UNICORN. Now wait just a gosh darn minute!Disrupt the norms this holiday season with this super-fun take on a classic Christmas party trend. Leave the pom poms, sequins, and Grandma June‚Äôs needlework locked in a trunk; this Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater can get you ready for your eggnog in humorous and huggable style! It features a festive print of polka dots and pine trees, with an unmistakable Rudolph unicorn prancing front and center. Take a page out of ole‚Äô Rudy‚Äôs book and show that you‚Äôre comfy being different. It‚Äôs about time your pals learned your new rendition of a classic!

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You know how in basically every television series that you’ve ever seen that the characters are never seen excusing themselves from dinner to go “use the facilities?” Never prior to heading to an away mission does Picard let his team know that they better use the sonic scrubber for the down below… the Cosby clan never had to complain that in a house filled with kids and spouses that there weren’t enough bathrooms to use… the X-Men never borrowed the lavatory pass at Xavier’s School for Gifted Children. What sort of superpowers did the aliens of Star Trek, the mutants of the Marvel Universe, or a close-knit family in Brooklyn Heights have that they never once in dozens of seasons needed to go to the bathroom?If that kind of break from reality drove you crazy, than you’ll be incredibly comforted by this Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater which, for once and for all, admits that even the Big Guy up North doesn’t have the magical skills needed to disrupt his own basic biology. All those cookies certainly do the job on the guy. So, you can be comforted by both knowledge and this acrylic knit sweater… while you make everyone else incredibly uncomfortable, anyway.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    What are your Christmas plans this year? If all that’s on the agenda is to attend holiday parties, eat bacon, and be merry, then you need to make sure this sweater is hanging in your closet. This All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater makes it well-known that all you really REALLY want to receive in your stocking is crispy bacon-y goodness! Wear it to all of the holiday parties you attend because everyone will want to take a picture with the cool guy wearing a bacon sweater! Bring your own plate of bacon just in case they aren’t serving it at the party.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    What are your Christmas plans this year? If all that’s on the agenda is to attend holiday parties, eat bacon, and be merry, then you need to make sure this sweater is hanging in your closet. This All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater makes it well-known that all you really REALLY want to receive in your stocking is crispy bacon-y goodness! Wear it to all of the holiday parties you attend because everyone will want to take a picture with the cool guy wearing a bacon sweater! Bring your own plate of bacon just in case they aren’t serving it at the party.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You might not know this about Santa, but he spends a lot of time training for the big day. He needs to be in tip-top shape to deliver all those presents in a single night, so only the most intense training works for jolly old St. Nick. That’s why he fights grizzly bears during the other 11 months of the year. With their mammoth-like strength and feral nature, they’re the only thing that tempers Santa’s body into a well-oiled, present-delivering machine. This Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater commemorates his preparations for Christmas Eve with the epic battle between him and a bear on the front. It just doesn’t get more hardcore than that.

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You might not know this about Santa, but he spends a lot of time training for the big day. He needs to be in tip-top shape to deliver all those presents in a single night, so only the most intense training works for jolly old St. Nick. That’s why he fights grizzly bears during the other 11 months of the year. With their mammoth-like strength and feral nature, they’re the only thing that tempers Santa’s body into a well-oiled, present-delivering machine. This Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater commemorates his preparations for Christmas Eve with the epic battle between him and a bear on the front. It just doesn’t get more hardcore than that.

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Krampus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Krampus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Gruss vom Krampus!Every year little girls, and boys write Santa letters, telling him what they want for Christmas. And they believe that Santa is the only one watching them. The only one who is making a list of all the little girls, and boys. Checking it twice, to see who is naughty, and who is nice. They believe that if they are bad they won’t get any presents to open on Christmas day.With this Krampus Christmas Sweater you can remind people of what happens when they make Santa’s naughty list. They won’t be opening presents if they are bad. No, they will be getting a beating then taken to Krampus’ layer. What he does with them there no one knows, but it can be assumed that they don’t get prettily wrapped presents when they wake up on Christmas morning.Greetings from the Krampus!

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • All I Want for Christmas is Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater

    All I Want for Christmas is Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You know the drill: if you’re good all year long, Santa Claus will bring you what you want for Christmas. Whether you let jolly ol’ Saint Nick know by mailing your wish list to his North Pole hideout, or you prefer to ask him in person by sitting on his lap at the mall (which, we gotta say, gets weirder the older you get, for everyone involved), the big guy in the red suit always seems to figure out the perfect present to make you jump for joy on Christmas morning.Of course, if you’re hoping to find a stash of your favorite delicious brewskies under the tree, wearing this funny All I Want for Christmas is Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect way to get your point across! The soft wool blend and silly knit designs will keep you nice and toasty, while letting everybody know that you can’t wait to find a 6-pack of pilsners in your stocking, or maybe unwrap a mini keg full of your favorite IPA. What better way to settle in for a long winter’s nap than with a cozy sweater and a couple of cold ones!

    $29.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Where My Ho's At Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Where My Ho’s At Ugly Christmas Sweater

    We hear that your buddies have been giving you a hard time lately, claiming you‚Äôre ‚Äúall work and no play.‚Äù Sure, you‚Äôve put in some long nights at the office, but you totally still know how to play hard with the best of them. Put your crew in their place this year by showing up at your holiday party in this lighthearted Where My Ho’s At Christmas Sweater. Who‚Äôs no fun now? That oughta show them!Time to take your cue from the ultimate bad boy: ole‚Äô Mr. Claus himself. You seem surprised, but just think about it for a second: the guy has a sweet, flashy ride, he wears a flashy red outfit with gold bling on his belt buckle, and he has so much cash that he just gives away toys to kids. Kids he doesn‚Äôt even know! And what about his catchphrase? This swaggy sweater pays homage to the father of Christmas cheer, in a way that will totally cheer up a whole room full of people wearing sad secondhand sweaters. Here‚Äôs ho-ping this sweater helps you stay warm and at the top of your game this holiday season.

    $19.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Happy Holla Days Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Happy Holla Days Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Sometimes, the holiday season can be kind of rough. Yule has a way of working its charms in mysterious ways, and sometimes those ways are downright lame. But not for you! Never. Christmas-time is YOUR time to shine like a ridiculously polished gold chain.While family and friends may, at times, feel stressed out or downright down come December, you never lose your faith in the Christmas spirit. And we would like to reward your persistent positivity with this Happy Holla Days Christmas Sweater, so you never forget the true reasons for the festive season! Christmas, after all, is the ideal time for you to ‚Äúholla‚Äù at your family, at your friends, or at that special someone you’ve had your eye on–telling them you appreciate them beyond words (unless those words are emblazoned on a sweater, like these). It is the time to share love and bling with strangers and sweeties alike! It is the time to let the world know that you ain’t no bah-humbugging bro. So, congrats on your contagious Christmas cheer, champ! We know your loved ones appreciate it, especially since this year, it comes with a cleverly worn pun. As if that wasn‚Äôt enough to make everyone feel like their stockings were full and their goblets runneth over, this look comes with a large, yellow chain necklace. So go ahead, friend, deck the halls with boughs of ‚Äúholla,‚Äù because this season is all about good cheer, whatever that means to you.

    $14.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Christmas Wreath Door Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Christmas Wreath Door Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You can probably guess, pretty easily, what our favorite holiday is over here, but we know that there are some people out there who just can’t wait to hear sleigh bells ringing and see snow flakes falling, ever so delicately, from the sky. Maybe you are one of those people. Do you often have desires to decorate trees and leave angel imprints on the ground? If so, then you are definitely one of those people, and we have the prefect costume for you to walk around in this Halloween season, that will show the world what holiday truly is your favorite. There are tons of traditions during the Christmas season, one of the funnest being transforming your home into a winter wonderland, both inside and out. One of the simplest decorations to set up, yet still a cornerstone for any home celebrating the holiday, is the classic Christmas wreath hanging on the front door. Well, we went ahead and turned this standard Christmas custom into an easy to wear costume! No zippers to keep zipped or masks to struggle seeing through, nope, just slip into this knitted sweater and, boom, you’re a door! We didn’t settle for a wreath graphic imprinted into the sweater, you will be equipped with a faux fully decorated wreath that is removable! Using the state of the art technology we have here, we embedded Velcro on the back of the wreath and the front of the sweater! We know, we impress ourselves sometimes. In making the wreath detachable, we’re basically giving you two costumes in one. You could, either, show off your love for Christmas and attach the wreath to the sweater or, if you want, you could even just be a door, the choice is yours! So, if you really can’t wait till Christmas, grab this costume and make sure to hang on to that wreath!

    $19.99 Christmas Costumes
  • 3D Santa Face Ugly Christmas Sweater

    3D Santa Face Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa already knows if you’ve been naughty or nice. He knows when you are sleeping, and he know when you are awake. He knows all the dastardly deeds you have done. He knows how many times you’ve helped little old ladies across the street, and how many times you’ve called your grandmother. So If he already knows everything, why not just take him with you wherever you go?This 3D Santa Face Sweater will help remind you to be on your best behavior at all times. Even during the non-Christmas times of year. You will be looking for ways to stay off the naughty list. You might be tempted to get a little boozed up, and be naughty, all you’ll have to do is look down at Santa’s 3D face to remember that you should be good. Although, we’re sure that Santa likes to hit the egg nog a few times a year too.

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Anyone can wear a cozy knit and call it a Christmas sweater, but you are ready to rock the holidays in 3D!We think it is high time that you add some dimension to your seasonal apparel. And who doesn’t love poinsettias come Christmas-time? Humbugs, that’s who! This sweater features some beautiful felt poinsettias that bloom right out of the classic red tartan print, so it’s the perfect thing to wear to your holiday sweater party or even a candlelit Christmas Eve dinner. As if that wasn’t enough miracle for one sweater, the gold “pot” of this plant is also a pocket, so you can keep a few Christmas cookies close at hand. Stand out wherever you celebrate in this knit top and you may not even need to buy gifts this year–your presence in this sweater will be present enough!

    $19.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Snowman with Scarf Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Snowman with Scarf Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Casual Friday means different things for different people. At conservative places of business, it may mean that you can skip the tie and wear a pair of practical khakis. For more creative workplaces, jeans are de rigueur on this fun holiday. No one can really deny the appropriateness of a snowman shirt in December. It’s an ugly sweater party and T.G.I.F. all rolled up into one great big ball of fun.This winking snowman just screams, “How you doin’?” He innocently flirts with everyone from the coffee girl to the CEO and no one needs to call H.R. to file a complaint. With outstretched twig arms, a sewn-on and jauntily tied scarf, and a saucy, little wink, this Frosty is ready for a good time any day of the week.

    $19.99 Christmas Costumes
  • 3D Christmas Stocking Ugly Christmas Sweater

    3D Christmas Stocking Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Here’s something we never understood: if we were so good all year, why doesn’t Santa ever want to hang out with us?Sure, if we were naughty he’d have every right to turn down our invitations to Sunday brunch, or tell us to take a hike whenever we texted him to ask about catching a holiday movie together. But that crafty old sleighmaster always seems to be giving us the runaround. And now the tables are turning. This year, he’s going on our naughty list!We happen to have a source at the North Pole, and they may or may not have leaked certain details about the advanced Elfin technology that helps Kris Kringle stuff all those stockings in one night. And if our calculations are correct, anyone who wears this 3D Christmas Stocking Ugly Christmas Sweater next to their fireplace on Christmas Eve should find themselves face-to-face with the big guy!

    $14.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    The holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That‚Äôs always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective‚Ķ at least for a while. Of course, we‚Äôre talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus!Some don’t view Santa’s visits as oh-so-jolly. Some just see it as wanton destruction and violence. While cookies might lose some of the friends in action, the rest of us are still stoked about Santa coming to visit, though, so you can spread the message about the strong feelings that Cookie Folk have regarding this season with this Cook Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The acrylic shirt is comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring their feelings, but, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? This is about as good as they‚Äôre going to get‚Ķ at least until they get eaten. Then, they‚Äôre going to be really good!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes