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  • Butt Crack Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Butt Crack Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Once the night of Halloween fun has passed there is another holiday that we all love here and that is Christmas! There are just so many fun things going on during this winter celebration. Decorating the outside of your home as well as the inside with bright and colorful lights is just the beginning! Then there‚Äôs the exchanging of gifts with loved ones and, of course, who can forget all the amazing ugly sweater parties! Our favorite part of Christmas is definitely all the ugly sweaters, they are just so unique and ugly each in their own way.This hysterical apparel will give everyone a ‘full moon’ for Christmas! No one really gives him all that much credit but Santa likes to get a little ‘cheeky’ from time to time. And you have to admit, Santa has a pretty cute Christmas ham, so it‚Äôs no wonder why he likes showing it off. Dance around at all the ugly sweater parties this year in this Butt Crack Santa Christmas Sweater. You‚Äôll be sure to get some good laughs when people see Santa shaking his booty!

    $34.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You know how in basically every television series that you’ve ever seen that the characters are never seen excusing themselves from dinner to go “use the facilities?” Never prior to heading to an away mission does Picard let his team know that they better use the sonic scrubber for the down below… the Cosby clan never had to complain that in a house filled with kids and spouses that there weren’t enough bathrooms to use… the X-Men never borrowed the lavatory pass at Xavier’s School for Gifted Children. What sort of superpowers did the aliens of Star Trek, the mutants of the Marvel Universe, or a close-knit family in Brooklyn Heights have that they never once in dozens of seasons needed to go to the bathroom?If that kind of break from reality drove you crazy, than you’ll be incredibly comforted by this Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater which, for once and for all, admits that even the Big Guy up North doesn’t have the magical skills needed to disrupt his own basic biology. All those cookies certainly do the job on the guy. So, you can be comforted by both knowledge and this acrylic knit sweater… while you make everyone else incredibly uncomfortable, anyway.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    There are many times throughout the year that we find ourselves face-to-face with the power of a holiday spirit that almost overwhelmingly conquers all other impressions. Whether it is the push to invest time, energy, and perhaps more than a couple handfuls of dollars over Halloween towards the perfect costume that will conjure up any number of surprised faces and congratulatory compliments or the stirring wealth of candy cane tinted cheer that drives us to well-wish good tidings on our fellow humankind for the Christmas season, we can all be sure that we’ll have a number of expectations placed upon our shoulders to keep up with the droves of holiday spirit. And, let’s face it, that burden can be pretty difficult to maintain at times!Fortunately, there is more than one way to participate. And, we cannot help but feel that a good dose of goofy humor might be the perfect way to both join in the fun as well as counteract some of the force of cheer. It is for this reason that the complicated and dual-functioning Ugly Christmas Sweater tradition became a reality. And, this Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater is perhaps one of the greatest entries into that contest imaginable. Made of soft cotton and featuring wintery snowflakes and equally wintery moose in the process of being themselves, this otherwise red sweater will leave your friends and family blushing away the giggles for years to come.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Granny Got Run Over by a Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Granny Got Run Over by a Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Everyone knows and loves the classic jingle about a poor elderly woman being the victim of a hit and run. Now you can easily get that catchy tune stuck in the heads of your friends and family. Once the Christmas season starts up you can start wearing this Granny Got Run Over By A Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater and entrap the lovable ditty in everyone‚Äôs mind!It‚Äôs cuddly, it‚Äôs warm, and it will be perfect to wear while enjoying your winter nights wrapped up in a blanket with a cup of hot cocoa. Of course, if you‚Äôre more of an active person then you can enjoy dancing around at all the ugly sweater parties you’re invited to over the holiday season. This sweater is so ugly that it‚Äôs almost cute‚Ķ in an ugly sort of way. Whichever way you decide to spend your holiday this year, just make sure you‚Äôre staying nice and toasty with this humorous novelty sweater!

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Sunglasses

    Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Sunglasses

    Seeing the world through the eyes of Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas might be a little scary. Would you see a land covered in glowing jack o lanterns? Would you see a glowing Oogie Boogie carrying a burlap sack with a kidnapped Sandy Claws inside? Or would the Pumpkin King himself be standing before you, serenading you with a beautifully sad ballad?We can’t attest to any of this because when we put the Sally sunglasses on, our surroundings didn’t change. We opened our eyes and we saw our bright office and not the dark and scary Halloween Town. We’re not complaining tho because when we looked in the mirror, we saw Sally looking back at us!If you want to complete your transformation into Dr. Finklestein’s prized creation then add these Sally shades to your ensemble. There’s nothing like looking at your reflection and seeing Sally’s big eyes staring back at you!

    $9.99 Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Sunglasses

    Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Sunglasses

    If you thought it would be tricky to gain a position of power in Halloween Town, think again. Sure, Jack Skellington used his spooky prowess to win the title of Pumpkin King over and over again. It may also have had something to do with timing and wit, mostly, though, it had to do with looks. With these glasses, you can put Jack’s debonair eyes over your own. Some people might think you’re a bonehead for running for Pumpkin King but you know that becoming a bonehead is kind of the point. These sunglasses are the easiest way to see the world through Jack’s eyes. With his instantly recognizable eyebrow lift, you’ll have Santas everywhere shaking in their fur lined boots. These sunglasses are UV protected so Jack take in the summertime sun. Who knows, he might end up taking over the 4th of July next, he’s a pretty ambitious guy. So when Jack’s making his summer debut be cautious if, when he takes a bite of ice cream, he sings, “What’s this? What’s this?”

    $9.99 Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Christmas Lights Necklace

    Christmas Lights Necklace

    It’s that time of year to light up the night with some holiday fun. And let’s face it, you want to be festive! But, an ugly Christmas sweater isn’t enough. Add a fun Santa hat and Christmas Lights Necklace to bring joy to the holiday party. Be just like a Christmas tree with blinking lights and fun decor. Just add eggnog, some holiday tunes, and candy canes for additional cheer. The Christmas Lights Necklace is a perfect addition to your winter wardrobe. The six blinking lights blink continually for 10-12 hours. The Christmas Lights Necklace requires three AG-3 button cell batteries that are included. Bring additional joy to your next holiday gathering with the Christmas Lights Necklace. This necklace will make any Grinch happy to celebrate.

    $6.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    There are many times throughout the year that we find ourselves face-to-face with the power of a holiday spirit that almost overwhelmingly conquers all other impressions. Whether it is the push to invest time, energy, and perhaps more than a couple handfuls of dollars over Halloween towards the perfect costume that will conjure up any number of surprised faces and congratulatory compliments or the stirring wealth of candy cane tinted cheer that drives us to well-wish good tidings on our fellow humankind for the Christmas season, we can all be sure that we’ll have a number of expectations placed upon our shoulders to keep up with the droves of holiday spirit. And, let’s face it, that burden can be pretty difficult to maintain at times!Fortunately, there is more than one way to participate. And, we cannot help but feel that a good dose of goofy humor might be the perfect way to both join in the fun as well as counteract some of the force of cheer. It is for this reason that the complicated and dual-functioning Ugly Christmas Sweater tradition became a reality. And, this Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater is perhaps one of the greatest entries into that contest imaginable. Made of soft cotton and featuring wintery snowflakes and equally wintery moose in the process of being themselves, this otherwise red sweater will leave your friends and family blushing away the giggles for years to come.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Men's OppoSuits Red Christmas Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Red Christmas Suit

    They say you can tell everything you need to know about a man by his suit. We can’t remember who exactly said that, but we’re pretty sure it was someone wearing a really nice suit. Whether you dress in fine, imported fabrics, or you get your outfits tailored perfectly to your physique, or you wear your suits right off the rack, your attire speaks volumes about you.So, it goes without saying that the best way to tell everyone you know that you’re absolutely ready for Christmas isn’t with a goofy card, or a Santa-themed screensaver on your work computer, but by donning this Red Christmas Suit from OppoSuits! This cheerfully debonair ensemble is the perfect look for the distinguished gentleman for whom celebrating the wintry season is serious business. Anyone can just casually toss on a holiday-themed outfit, like an ugly sweater or a reindeer antler headband, for a couple of days out of the year, and be done with the festivities until next Christmas. But when you’re strolling around the office in a bright red two-piece suit covered with presents and snowmen, there won’t be any question about who the holiday pro in the room is.This attire may look like joyful wrapping paper, but don’t be fooled, this is a genuine suit that will have you looking smart and merry at any professional holiday function. The fully lined jacket features functional pockets, and can be worn with the matching necktie in a professional yuletide style, or without it for more of a jolly business casual look. This Christmas season, what is your suit going to say about you?

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Women's Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest Shirt

    Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest Shirt

    As much as your grandma tries to knit you some really terrible sweaters (which she thinks are really cute) for you to wear to your office Christmas party, she can’t compete with this piece of, uh interesting, apparel. Ugly Christmas sweater parties are all the rage right now! We are also aware of how hard it is to find that perfect sweater that’s both a little ugly and a little cute, am I right? Like really, who knew it could be so hard to pick out something that is suppose to be ugly? Instead of rummaging through dusty old thrift stores to find a sweater that doesn’t smell like mildew, we can make the shopping experience easy for you! This perfectly hideous Christmas vest is sure to get you those compliments we all secretly want to hear. You will be the envy of the office and the best part is, it can be shipped right to your door!Grandma raised a winner, right? She wants you to be showered with all the glory of winning that ugly sweater contest, so the only logical choice is to wear this shirt, which has puppies, kitties and the other cliched goodness that make up the perfect ugly Christmas sweater!

    $24.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Men's OppoSuits Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit

    Hey, we totally get it if you’re making a conscious effort to look like an ‚Äúadult‚Äù around your friends and relatives, and you think fuzzy sweaters covered in tacky designs are for the youngins. And even though ugly sweaters in recent years have become as much a part of Christmas tradition as roasting chestnuts, giving gifts, and your uncle getting trashed on egg nog, it doesn’t mean there’s no room left for improvement. Well, get ready for this cheesy holiday tradition to get improved!You’ll be the talk of your Christmas (or office non-denominational holiday) party when you stroll through the door in your new Christmas Sweater Suit, from OppoSuits! And we’re not just saying that figuratively. Everyone will be talking about your swanky threads, and discussing whether it’s a suit that looks like an ugly Christmas sweater, or an ugly Christmas sweater that looks like a suit. We think it’s a suit that looks like a sweater, but it is called a ‚ÄúChristmas Sweater Suit‚Äù so technically it could be either, if you really want to get philosophical about it.One thing that everyone can agree on, though, is that this is one festive looking outfit. It comes with all the standard features of a two piece suit and tie (pockets, buttons, lining, the works), but in the traditionally flashy pattern of a snow and reindeer covered Christmas sweater. Wear it to spread cheer with your standard dress shoes, or check out some of our colorful costume dress shoes, to make your style really pop. Following traditions has never looked so grown up!

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Home Alone Green Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Home Alone Green Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Christmas Sweater

    We love it when a movie is quotable. We love talking to friends, and realizing that they just said “Has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?” It is so great. Then sometimes the movie has another movie inside of it, and that movie is super quotable too! Have you ever been talking to your brother when he says someone he knows has an “ugly, yella’, no-good keister”? We sure have.This Christmas walk around with the most quotable line from a movie inside of a movie with this Home Alone Green Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweater. (Jeez Louise, our minds just melted a little writing that sentence.) You’ll be able to have an awesome time with your friends quoting Home Alone, and the movie inside it: Angel’s With Filthy Souls back at you!

    $44.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Home Alone Red Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Home Alone Red Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Christmas Sweater

    It’s your favorite time of year again, when you blow the dust off your old VHS (or laserdisc) copy of Angels with Filthy Souls and use the ultra-violent audio to play cruel pranks on hapless pizza delivery boys… or scare off bumbling burglars before they break into your house. The film’s lead antagonist, Johnny, and his classic line, “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!” have given you endless joy and gotten you out of your fair share of sticky situations, so why not show your appreciation this Christmas? This Adult Home Alone Red Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweater is a great way to give a holiday shout-out to one of the greatest movie lines of all time!Of course, Angels with Filthy Souls is only a fictional film from one of the funniest scenes in Home Alone, but the laughs will be very real when you show up to the “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” wearing this awesome sweater. Even though it’s far from ugly, you’re sure to win the night with this wearable reference to everyone’s favorite Christmas movie!

    $44.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Men's OppoSuits Red Christmas Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Red Christmas Suit

    They say you can tell everything you need to know about a man by his suit. We can’t remember who exactly said that, but we’re pretty sure it was someone wearing a really nice suit. Whether you dress in fine, imported fabrics, or you get your outfits tailored perfectly to your physique, or you wear your suits right off the rack, your attire speaks volumes about you.So, it goes without saying that the best way to tell everyone you know that you’re absolutely ready for Christmas isn’t with a goofy card, or a Santa-themed screensaver on your work computer, but by donning this Red Christmas Suit from OppoSuits! This cheerfully debonair ensemble is the perfect look for the distinguished gentleman for whom celebrating the wintry season is serious business. Anyone can just casually toss on a holiday-themed outfit, like an ugly sweater or a reindeer antler headband, for a couple of days out of the year, and be done with the festivities until next Christmas. But when you’re strolling around the office in a bright red two-piece suit covered with presents and snowmen, there won’t be any question about who the holiday pro in the room is.This attire may look like joyful wrapping paper, but don’t be fooled, this is a genuine suit that will have you looking smart and merry at any professional holiday function. The fully lined jacket features functional pockets, and can be worn with the matching necktie in a professional yuletide style, or without it for more of a jolly business casual look. This Christmas season, what is your suit going to say about you?

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit

    Hey, we totally get it if you’re making a conscious effort to look like an ‚Äúadult‚Äù around your friends and relatives, and you think fuzzy sweaters covered in tacky designs are for the youngins. And even though ugly sweaters in recent years have become as much a part of Christmas tradition as roasting chestnuts, giving gifts, and your uncle getting trashed on egg nog, it doesn’t mean there’s no room left for improvement. Well, get ready for this cheesy holiday tradition to get improved!You’ll be the talk of your Christmas (or office non-denominational holiday) party when you stroll through the door in your new Christmas Sweater Suit, from OppoSuits! And we’re not just saying that figuratively. Everyone will be talking about your swanky threads, and discussing whether it’s a suit that looks like an ugly Christmas sweater, or an ugly Christmas sweater that looks like a suit. We think it’s a suit that looks like a sweater, but it is called a ‚ÄúChristmas Sweater Suit‚Äù so technically it could be either, if you really want to get philosophical about it.One thing that everyone can agree on, though, is that this is one festive looking outfit. It comes with all the standard features of a two piece suit and tie (pockets, buttons, lining, the works), but in the traditionally flashy pattern of a snow and reindeer covered Christmas sweater. Wear it to spread cheer with your standard dress shoes, or check out some of our colorful costume dress shoes, to make your style really pop. Following traditions has never looked so grown up!

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Red Christmas Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Red Christmas Suit

    They say you can tell everything you need to know about a man by his suit. We can’t remember who exactly said that, but we’re pretty sure it was someone wearing a really nice suit. Whether you dress in fine, imported fabrics, or you get your outfits tailored perfectly to your physique, or you wear your suits right off the rack, your attire speaks volumes about you.So, it goes without saying that the best way to tell everyone you know that you’re absolutely ready for Christmas isn’t with a goofy card, or a Santa-themed screensaver on your work computer, but by donning this Red Christmas Suit from OppoSuits! This cheerfully debonair ensemble is the perfect look for the distinguished gentleman for whom celebrating the wintry season is serious business. Anyone can just casually toss on a holiday-themed outfit, like an ugly sweater or a reindeer antler headband, for a couple of days out of the year, and be done with the festivities until next Christmas. But when you’re strolling around the office in a bright red two-piece suit covered with presents and snowmen, there won’t be any question about who the holiday pro in the room is.This attire may look like joyful wrapping paper, but don’t be fooled, this is a genuine suit that will have you looking smart and merry at any professional holiday function. The fully lined jacket features functional pockets, and can be worn with the matching necktie in a professional yuletide style, or without it for more of a jolly business casual look. This Christmas season, what is your suit going to say about you?

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit

    Hey, we totally get it if you’re making a conscious effort to look like an ‚Äúadult‚Äù around your friends and relatives, and you think fuzzy sweaters covered in tacky designs are for the youngins. And even though ugly sweaters in recent years have become as much a part of Christmas tradition as roasting chestnuts, giving gifts, and your uncle getting trashed on egg nog, it doesn’t mean there’s no room left for improvement. Well, get ready for this cheesy holiday tradition to get improved!You’ll be the talk of your Christmas (or office non-denominational holiday) party when you stroll through the door in your new Christmas Sweater Suit, from OppoSuits! And we’re not just saying that figuratively. Everyone will be talking about your swanky threads, and discussing whether it’s a suit that looks like an ugly Christmas sweater, or an ugly Christmas sweater that looks like a suit. We think it’s a suit that looks like a sweater, but it is called a ‚ÄúChristmas Sweater Suit‚Äù so technically it could be either, if you really want to get philosophical about it.One thing that everyone can agree on, though, is that this is one festive looking outfit. It comes with all the standard features of a two piece suit and tie (pockets, buttons, lining, the works), but in the traditionally flashy pattern of a snow and reindeer covered Christmas sweater. Wear it to spread cheer with your standard dress shoes, or check out some of our colorful costume dress shoes, to make your style really pop. Following traditions has never looked so grown up!

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Adult Krampus the Christmas Demon Costume

    Adult Krampus the Christmas Demon Costume

    Are you a fan of both Halloween and Christmas? Who isn’t? They’re both awesome holidays that are super fun to celebrate! Don’t you wish you had a costume that you could wear for both? Well, check out this Adult Krampus the Christmas Demon Costume!You can wear this demonic costume at Halloweens and be one of the most terrifying creatures on the dance floor. Then, once Christmas rolls around, you can toss this on to celebrate the festivities! Those Christmas sweaters are always so itchy and when you dress up as Santa all the sudden a line of children start sitting on your lap and telling you their wish list. However, this Krampus Costume allows you to enjoy your Christmas in peace and quiet! After all, with the disturbing details on the included half mask, no child is going to want to be anywhere near you. Whether you wear this costume for Halloween or Christmas or for both, you’ll sever as a constant reminder for people to be on their best behavior. Krampus, like Santa, has a list that he’s checking twice. Although, the unlucky soles that end up on his naughty list don’t have to deal with a lump of coal in their stocking… they’re just never heard from again. Oh boy, you can bet you pointy horns that everyone’s going to be extra nice around you!We know that you’re ready to have a horrific and festive look that you can get away with wearing on you two favorite holidays. So grab this Krampus the Christmas Demon Costume and let the celebrations begin!

    $84.99 Horror Movie Costumes
  • Adult Frisky Deer Ugly Christmas Sweater Shirt

    Adult Frisky Deer Ugly Christmas Sweater Shirt

    When anyone asks you what you might think of the meaning of the winter and holiday season, there are a number of answers that you’re sort of obligated to offer. The common answers, of course, are that it is a time of giving or that it is a moment where the family can get together and fight over the last turkey leg. Some might suggest that it is all about the presents. Of course, hundreds of holiday films profoundly argue that such meanings are false! Christmas spirit, they claim! World Peace, of course! But, can anyone really put a thumb down on what that means? Tangibly?It is tough to try to explain all of that fluffy supernatural and deep-in-the-heart sentiment! But, it is important, folks. You’ve got to bear your heart to the world. “Wear your heart on your sleeve,” they say. So, we have exactly the thing to help you do that. Show what the season really means to you with this… oh! Well… We didn’t know that’s what you were thinking. Kind of embarrassing, actually. But, we don’t judge. Who says the holidays can’t be about frisky deer enjoying themselves in the snow!? So, show us your feelings, friend, with this Adult Ugly Frisky Deer Sweater and… well, show everyone a little more than they expected, too!

    $29.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Remember when you were a little kid and you just couldn’t wait to grow up so that you could have your first kiss under the Christmas mistletoe?Well, the boy and the humor have grown up since then, but the sentiment is more or less the same. Kind of. If you want to be the Christmas joker and be met with a mixture of uproarious laughter and eye rolls, then this Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Ugly Christmas Sweater is the way to go this holiday season. It will fit in with an Ugly Sweater party theme and will be a welcomed bit of lighthearted joviality. You know deep down you are “that guy,” so go ahead and be “that guy” in this red and green yarn pullover. Whether you’re headed to the frat or headed to drown your holiday “joy” in a pint at the pub, this sweater will deliver on laughs, but…and we don’t want to be a Grinch here but…perhaps not on your ultimate Christmas wish. Sad, we know.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Home Alone Green Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Home Alone Green Ya Filthy Animal Ugly Christmas Sweater

    We love it when a movie is quotable. We love talking to friends, and realizing that they just said “Has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?” It is so great. Then sometimes the movie has another movie inside of it, and that movie is super quotable too! Have you ever been talking to your brother when he says someone he knows has an “ugly, yella’, no-good keister”? We sure have.This Christmas walk around with the most quotable line from a movie inside of a movie with this Home Alone Green Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweater. (Jeez Louise, our minds just melted a little writing that sentence.) You’ll be able to have an awesome time with your friends quoting Home Alone, and the movie inside it: Angel’s With Filthy Souls back at you!

    $44.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Mean Girls Christmas Costume

    Mean Girls Christmas Costume

    Being a member of the Plastics, a gang of the most popular girls in school, just isn’t enough for Regina George and her posse of fellow mean girls. They need to put on the most fetch performance for the winter talent show. Every year the whole school looks forward to seeing the Plastics dance to “Jingle Bell Rock” in their risque Santa outfits because well, the reasons are obvious. Plus, hottie Aaron Samuels is sitting in the audience and it’s important to impress him since he’s Regina’s highly sought-after man-candy. Of course, you have some obstacles to overcome, like the fact that Gretchen Weiners can no longer be on Regina’s left and Cady’s homeschool past leaves her clueless about the lyrics to the holiday tune. But nothing can stop the clique from debuting their spectacular Christmas time performance, not even Gretchen kicking the boom box at Jason’s noggin! Grab your group of gorgeous gal pals and put on a sassy performance of your favorite holiday song while wearing this officially licensed Mean Girls costume. You’ll look exactly like one of the Plastics in this red spaghetti strap dress with faux fur trim. The black sash and matching long black gloves add a subtle hint of Mean Girls style that will set you a part from your fellow classmates. Just don’t forget to wear your high heeled boots but make sure you leave the Burn Book at home for obvious reasons. We have a feeling that your performance will be the talk of the school and not even Damian’s cover of “Beautiful” can steal the spotlight away from you and your fellow Plastics.

    $49.99 Mean Girls Costumes
  • Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    There are many times throughout the year that we find ourselves face-to-face with the power of a holiday spirit that almost overwhelmingly conquers all other impressions. Whether it is the push to invest time, energy, and perhaps more than a couple handfuls of dollars over Halloween towards the perfect costume that will conjure up any number of surprised faces and congratulatory compliments or the stirring wealth of candy cane tinted cheer that drives us to well-wish good tidings on our fellow humankind for the Christmas season, we can all be sure that we’ll have a number of expectations placed upon our shoulders to keep up with the droves of holiday spirit. And, let’s face it, that burden can be pretty difficult to maintain at times!Fortunately, there is more than one way to participate. And, we cannot help but feel that a good dose of goofy humor might be the perfect way to both join in the fun as well as counteract some of the force of cheer. It is for this reason that the complicated and dual-functioning Ugly Christmas Sweater tradition became a reality. And, this Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater is perhaps one of the greatest entries into that contest imaginable. Made of soft cotton and featuring wintery snowflakes and equally wintery moose in the process of being themselves, this otherwise red sweater will leave your friends and family blushing away the giggles for years to come.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes
  • Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

    How many times has it happened where you see an adorable cat, stretched out and basking in the sun, it’s fuzzy little nubsy tum-tum calling out to you like fire to a moth. ‘So soft!’ you think and you know that you’re not only right but also about to be walking into a trap more severe than anything that fish-man admiral could have ever warned us about. That fuzzy kitten is made of equal parts cuddles and claws and, like a Jack-in-the-Box of doom, one never knows how many squishes and scratches we can dare before the terror is unleashed…But, to what lengths will these dangerous beasts go? We can see the apocalypse now: feline domination everywhere… beams of fiery lasers coming from their eyes. Nothing is sacred to them… for their tum-tums were touched for two seconds too long! Oh, the felinity of it all! They will destroy everything you hold dear, especially the Christmas gifts under the tree that mankind has too long told kitties were supposed to leave alone. Disaster awaits and you can warn humanity of this terrible fate with this Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas sweater. Speak of our future. You are our prophet and only salvation. If nothing else, it is warm and fuzzy… so maybe you will be able to resist the terrible tum-tums.

    $39.99 Christmas Costumes