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  • Girl's Sweet Santa Costume

    Girl’s Sweet Santa Costume

    After Halloween, Christmas is right around the corner! It really does creep up, so you need to make sure you have everything ready. Most importantly you’ll want to make sure to get the perfect Christmas cards ready to send out! Why not dress your little girl up in this Sweet Santa Costume!You’ll have the most festive holiday cards to send out this coming Christmas when your kiddo is dressed up as jolly ole Saint Nick! She’ll be ready to make the annual trip around the world giving gifts to all the good boys and girls. She may look much smaller than the Santa we all know and love but after having literally millions of cookies and all that milk things will certainly change. While she may lack the soft round physique of Father Christmas for now, her outfit will match his style perfectly! Her coat, pants, and hat all a matching hue of a shining red. Each is complemented by a fluffy white trim that’s as soft as freshly fallen snow and warm as a freshly lit fireplace. Santa’s signature black belt with a metal buckle will bring this entire guise together. All you’ll need to grab is an awesome pair of black boots and this authentic Kris Kringle costume will be completed!If you’re ready to make everyone’s holiday even merrier, grab this Sweet Santa Costume and let the photo shoot commence! You’ll have the most memorable Christmas cards of the year and bring a little more holiday cheer to everyone you love.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Adult Sweet Santa Costume

    Adult Sweet Santa Costume

    Face it, Christmastime is in a rut. And it’s time to shake things up. So this year let’s ditch the tried and true ol’ Saint Nick in favor of some gender equity. Because it’s the 21st century, and out is the rotund white bearded gentleman, and in is a Santa with curves. Are you ready to become the first female Santa Claus?We don’t think it will be all that hard to step into Santa’s shoes. You’re just going to make sure you have the right look, and this Sweet Santa costume is sure to be just the right style. With a cut tailored for women, all you’ll have to do is book a ticket to the North Pole and learn how to mush some reindeer!This exclusive costume is styled and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And you can rest assured that we’re not just experts on all things Halloween… we’re also all about the Season with a Reason! This classic costume features the jacket and pants combination that we all know so well. Polyester crushed velvet is accented with white faux fur trim, and will have you feeling like you’re wearing a North Pole look that is elf bespoke. Accent the look with the included traditional vinyl belt and boot tops, and classic puff ball long cap. With this ensemble, you’re sure to be welcome at any seasonal get-together, and whether you have a sack full of presents or are just showing up with a smile in search of cookies and milk… we’re sure that you’ll be able to put a modern spin on Kris Kringle!

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Girl's Sweet Santa Costume

    Girl’s Sweet Santa Costume

    After Halloween, Christmas is right around the corner! It really does creep up, so you need to make sure you have everything ready. Most importantly you’ll want to make sure to get the perfect Christmas cards ready to send out! Why not dress your little girl up in this Sweet Santa Costume!You’ll have the most festive holiday cards to send out this coming Christmas when your kiddo is dressed up as jolly ole Saint Nick! She’ll be ready to make the annual trip around the world giving gifts to all the good boys and girls. She may look much smaller than the Santa we all know and love but after having literally millions of cookies and all that milk things will certainly change. While she may lack the soft round physique of Father Christmas for now, her outfit will match his style perfectly! Her coat, pants, and hat all a matching hue of a shining red. Each is complemented by a fluffy white trim that’s as soft as freshly fallen snow and warm as a freshly lit fireplace. Santa’s signature black belt with a metal buckle will bring this entire guise together. All you’ll need to grab is an awesome pair of black boots and this authentic Kris Kringle costume will be completed!If you’re ready to make everyone’s holiday even merrier, grab this Sweet Santa Costume and let the photo shoot commence! You’ll have the most memorable Christmas cards of the year and bring a little more holiday cheer to everyone you love.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Santa Pup Dog Costume

    Santa Pup Dog Costume

    We all know the clear and undeniable truth: dogs are the best friends of humankind. The lists of reasons are too many to count and even attempting to list them all would crash not only the site you’re looking at but probably the entire Internet. Now, maybe if we took down a few cat videos, we’d have a chance… but we’ve pretty much accepted that the felines dominate the Web. Fortunately, that leaves the pups plenty of space to be the cuddliest of best buddies out there. But, despite their amazing traits, there is one other entity out there that keeps us all wagging our proverbial tails even more!We, of course, are speaking of the patron of the Christmas spirit, good ole Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus not only loves all kindly folks but has some pretty epic magical powers and brings us presents! For the rest of the year, the pooch is our precious, but come those winter months, Santa tends to take the focus. Fortunately, we’ve com up with a way to blend both into one entity of pure joy. You can bring that perfect festivity to your own home with this Santa Pup Dog costume. Your pup’s front legs fit into the fabric Santa booties and the velour hat and coat make for a seamless transformation. Celebrate year round—or at least as long as the pupper will tolerate!

    $19.99 Buy Now
  • Santa Claus Boots

    Santa Claus Boots

    Santa Claus ‚Äì the big man himself. He‚Äôs always ready to put in the hard work necessary to make sure that the children of the world get their gifts by the time they awaken on Christmas morning. But all of that work sure takes a toll on a guy, even Santa. It‚Äôs important that he have the right tools to do the job. From his trusty elves to his ornate sleigh, he needs to make sure all of his tools are in order at all times. That includes his boots. We wouldn‚Äôt want Santa to get back problems, would we? Then how would he deliver toys? A good pair of boots is the answer!Whether taking a walk with Mrs. Claus or delivering presents on Christmas Eve, make sure you always look your best while playing the role of Santa Claus with a pair of Santa Claus boots. After all, you don’t want any little children accusing you of not being the REAL Santa. These vinyl boots have a faux fur cuff at the top to match your Santa Claus costume and have a side zipper closure so you can easily get them on and off this winter.

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Plus Size Christmas Girl Costume

    Plus Size Christmas Girl Costume

    Well, if it isn’t you!? Who!? Why, you, who!? And anytime we see this particular who, we know it is approaching time for the most celebrated of holidays. Festive cheer is about to spread across the entire village and everyone will soon be decorating their tree with all the best tinsel and placing presents under the tree for the morning to come. Soon after, we’ll gather up in a big ring around the center city tree and sing carols together in a great celebration of the most generous and kindly of holidays!Well, almost everyone. There are always a few that want to complain about the holiday spirit and may even act to bring the rest of us down. But, we know exactly who is going to resist all of that bah-humbugery! But, you need to make sure that you’ve got the right style. You want to fit into the Christmas spirit while also standing out as your own person. You don’t want anyone not sure which Who you are, after all!So, what does a girl wear during the most wonderful time of year? If you’re tired of sporting Santa hats and holiday sweaters to advertise your excitement for the holidays, try wearing this Christmas Girl costume! The cute checkered design and fur trimmed cape will have you looking like you’re ready to wrap presents and trim the tree! Don’t be surprised if you feel the urge to start singing Christmas carols while joining hands with your neighbors. Remember to sing loudly to make even the grumpiest folks feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

    $54.99 Buy Now
  • Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas Sweater

    How many times has it happened where you see an adorable cat, stretched out and basking in the sun, it’s fuzzy little nubsy tum-tum calling out to you like fire to a moth. ‘So soft!’ you think and you know that you’re not only right but also about to be walking into a trap more severe than anything that fish-man admiral could have ever warned us about. That fuzzy kitten is made of equal parts cuddles and claws and, like a Jack-in-the-Box of doom, one never knows how many squishes and scratches we can dare before the terror is unleashed…But, to what lengths will these dangerous beasts go? We can see the apocalypse now: feline domination everywhere… beams of fiery lasers coming from their eyes. Nothing is sacred to them… for their tum-tums were touched for two seconds too long! Oh, the felinity of it all! They will destroy everything you hold dear, especially the Christmas gifts under the tree that mankind has too long told kitties were supposed to leave alone. Disaster awaits and you can warn humanity of this terrible fate with this Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas sweater. Speak of our future. You are our prophet and only salvation. If nothing else, it is warm and fuzzy… so maybe you will be able to resist the terrible tum-tums.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Classic Mrs. Claus Costume

    Classic Mrs. Claus Costume

    When you think about it, there’s not much that distinguishes Santa Claus from just another Jolly Home Burglar. They’ve both got a red suit, a cherry nose, and a knack for finding their way past locked doors or down skinny chimneys. There’s a similarly fine line between a Classic Mrs. Claus Costume and an Overly-Festive Granny Outfit. Just remember that less is sometimes more.It’s like this: if you show up unnanounced at your local shopping mall to perform some of the polka music you’ve been writing in your spare time, people are going to associate you with polka music. It’s that easy! But if you want to be a true polka legend, you’ll want to be a little more discreet. You’ll want to preserve some of the mystique of your ancient craft, no matter how proud of it you may be! Make yourself scarce: retreat to the Swiss Alps. Better yet, hole up at the North Pole! Now take that same advice and apply it to celebrating Christmas.You’re halfway to being Mrs. Claus already! But if you want to seal the deal, you’ll want a red dress (with a little stretch for extra Christmas cookies) and a festive white apron edged in lace. You’ll want to festoon yourself with symbols of the season, like holly leaves and candy canes. But whereas an Overly-Festive Granny might resort to an unsafe battery-powered musical light display, keep things simple and understated. After all, Mrs. Claus doesn’t need to prove to anybody that she’s got plenty of holiday cheer!

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Santa vs Shark Ugly Christmas Costume Sweater

    Men’s Santa vs Shark Ugly Christmas Costume Sweater

    Most people know Santa Claus as the guy with a fluffy white beard who brings presents to their house on Christmas Eve. Most people don’t know that he has dedicated the other 11 months of the years to fighting the world’s most dangerous predators. This Men’s Santa vs Shark Ugly Christmas Sweater commemorates St. Nick’s victory over the ocean’s deadliest beast, the great white shark. Santa defeated the sharp toothed opponent back in ’98 with a K.O. in the 4th round and this sweater captures that moment with stunning detail. (Editor’s Note: our knowledge on history and Santa Claus may not be 100% accurate.)However you envision your holiday get together going down, with this Santa vs. Shark Christmas sweater, it’s sure to be a lot cooler. With a warm and comfy wool and polyester blend, you’ll be ready for snuggling up by a yuletide fire, yet comfortable enough to get up and take on a shark if one sneaks into your humble abode. Because that’s really what the season is all about, isn’t it? At the very least, you’re sure to give Santa his props by wearing it this holiday season!

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Naughty List Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Naughty List Ugly Christmas Sweater

    The holidays are a joyous time of year for most with time spent eating delicious snacks and opening presents, but for some, it’s a time of reckoning. For those on the naughty list, it’s a time to receive their just deserts! This Men’s Naughty List Christmas Sweater serves as a warning to anyone teeters on the edge of the naughty list. The front of this sweater has Santa Claus spanking the evil out of some ill-behaved woman who made the top of the naught list and if your friends aren’t careful he’ll do the same to them! Make sure that everyone knows the dangers of the naught list this year and wear this sweater!

    $12.99 Buy Now
  • Pole Dancing Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Pole Dancing Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Once our favorite night of fun, Halloween, has passed there is another holiday that we all love here and that is Christmas! There are just so many fun things going on during this winter celebration. Decorating the outside of your home as well as the inside with bright and colorful lights is just the beginning! Then there’s the exchanging of gifts with loved ones and of course, who can forget the amazing ugly sweater parties! Our favorite part of Christmas is definitely all the ugly sweaters, they are just so unique and ugly each in their own way.Have THE hideous sweater no one is expecting when you enter the party scene wearing this Pole Dancing Elves Ugly Christmas Sweater! Everyone will get a hoot out of the bills and exotic dancing elves printed over this cozy apparel. You’ll be able to give the best gift this Christmas with this ugly sweater, the gift of laughter!

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater

    There are many times throughout the year that we find ourselves face-to-face with the power of a holiday spirit that almost overwhelmingly conquers all other impressions. Whether it is the push to invest time, energy, and perhaps more than a couple handfuls of dollars over Halloween towards the perfect costume that will conjure up any number of surprised faces and congratulatory compliments or the stirring wealth of candy cane tinted cheer that drives us to well-wish good tidings on our fellow humankind for the Christmas season, we can all be sure that we’ll have a number of expectations placed upon our shoulders to keep up with the droves of holiday spirit. And, let’s face it, that burden can be pretty difficult to maintain at times!Fortunately, there is more than one way to participate. And, we cannot help but feel that a good dose of goofy humor might be the perfect way to both join in the fun as well as counteract some of the force of cheer. It is for this reason that the complicated and dual-functioning Ugly Christmas Sweater tradition became a reality. And, this Pooping Moose Ugly Christmas Sweater is perhaps one of the greatest entries into that contest imaginable. Made of soft cotton and featuring wintery snowflakes and equally wintery moose in the process of being themselves, this otherwise red sweater will leave your friends and family blushing away the giggles for years to come.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Free Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Free Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    One look at this sweater is all you need to know that there’s a side of ol’ Saint Nick that he’s been hiding. He’s always been a jolly fella with rosy cheeks and a big red coat. But now you know he may have been hiding stolen guns and bootlegged jeans under that coat all this time, and his red face is probably from hitting the spiked egg nog a little too hard!At least this unexpected development gave us the perfect design to put on this Free Santa Christmas Sweater! It lets you show off a very different side of Kris Kringle than we’re all used to, so you can easily kick off a discussion about the North Pole’s criminal justice system at your next holiday party. Or, if you don’t want to risk starting a political argument with your fellow partygoers over Santa getting special treatment in jail, because he’s golfing buddies with the mayor of the North Pole, you can just tell everyone it’s a funny, festive looking sweater that also keeps you toasty on cold winter nights. Even though you darn well know that Santa totally owns the North Pole police department… there’s no other way he could get away with flying around with unlicensed reindeer…

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa runs into all kinds of things as he’s making his annual rounds on Christmas Eve. He flies to every corner of the globe, so naturally he’s going to run into a snag here and there. But, while he’s used to things like running from guard dogs, or evading fighter jets that get scrambled to intercept him whenever his sleigh shows up as a suspicious blip on a radar screen, he’s probably isn’t as ready for issues of extraterrestrial origin…Well, let’s just say if you’re going to zip around the world using flying reindeer to deliver gifts to millions of homes in a single night, you probably should expect some inquisitive aliens to eventually wonder how you can do it. If you’re looking for a festive way to show off your keen interest in paranormal activity at your next holiday party, this Men’s Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater is just what you’re looking for! The classic kitschy knit designs show your seasonal spirit, and the image of Santa on an examination table on board a UFO is quite the conversation starter. Needless to say, your fellow partygoers will have a couple questions about how jolly ol’ St. Nick found himself in such a position.

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Santa on Tank Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Santa on Tank Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Jolly old St. Nick seems like a pretty chill and laid back guy. Just look at him, he zips around the world one night a year, and delivers toys to millions of kids, and all he wants in return is some milk and cookies. It seems like Santa has a pretty good thing going for him! But what does he do if he’s running behind schedule, and needs something a little more modern to haul his presents around in than a rickety old sleigh and some flying deer? He has his buddy at the Pentagon pull some strings, and calls in some heavy metal reinforcements, because no kids are going to be without toys on Christmas morning if America has anything to say about it!This patriotic Santa on Tank Ugly Christmas Sweater is just what you need to show your support for Santa’s newest mode of transportation. If a sweater with a picture of Colonel Claus and his yuletide artillery doesn’t make you want to stand up and salute, then maybe having a gift wrapped surprise delivered to your tree with military precision will get your attention! It might blow a hole through a wall in the process, but you can just ask Santa for a new wall next year.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa runs into all kinds of things as he’s making his annual rounds on Christmas Eve. He flies to every corner of the globe, so naturally he’s going to run into a snag here and there. But, while he’s used to things like running from guard dogs, or evading fighter jets that get scrambled to intercept him whenever his sleigh shows up as a suspicious blip on a radar screen, he’s probably isn’t as ready for issues of extraterrestrial origin…Well, let’s just say if you’re going to zip around the world using flying reindeer to deliver gifts to millions of homes in a single night, you probably should expect some inquisitive aliens to eventually wonder how you can do it. If you’re looking for a festive way to show off your keen interest in paranormal activity at your next holiday party, this Men’s Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater is just what you’re looking for! The classic kitschy knit designs show your seasonal spirit, and the image of Santa on an examination table on board a UFO is quite the conversation starter. Needless to say, your fellow partygoers will have a couple questions about how jolly ol’ St. Nick found himself in such a position.

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Reason for the Season Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Reason for the Season Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Every year, it seems like more people are getting wrapped up and stressed out over the increased commercialization of the Christmas season. What once was an opportunity to spend time with your friends and family has been turned into a sugar cookie and egg nog fueled shopping free-for-all that, last time we checked, now begins in the middle of summer. Maybe we need to take a step back from all of the high tech light displays, extravagant decorations, and elaborate gift wrapping to remind ourselves what the reason for the season is, after all.Or, you could wear this festive Reason for the Season Ugly Christmas Sweater while you’re making your yuletide preparations, which will also do the trick. This cozy acrylic pullover has a picture of JC himself giving a big friendly thumbs up to everyone you see knitted on the front. If you can think of a more perfect way to stay positive and spread cheer, you should do that in addition to wearing this sweater, because you can never have too many reasons to be happy during the holiday season! And yes, you can absolutely still wolf down cookies and egg nog. We wouldn’t have it any other way.

    $6.99 Buy Now
  • Women's Christmas Tree Costume Dress

    Women’s Christmas Tree Costume Dress

    Think about the way everyone’s eyes light up when they see a Christmas tree. They marvel over the decorations, lights and presents and are filled with joy and good cheer. Now you can be the one who gets that kind of special attention in this Christmas Tree dress! It is pre-decorated and will make you the center of attention at any holiday celebration.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Let it Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Let it Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater

    We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America. That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really likes to take savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow. He packs it in perfect lines on his coffee table and then takes a big whiff to smell the high quality aroma of the snow. It’s exactly what he needs to get inspired for Christmas Eve. This Men’s Let it Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater captures that moment when Santa is finally ready to enjoy that sweet, imported snow. It’s also warm and comfy, so you can wear it any time the snow starts blowing this holiday season!

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Free Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Men’s Free Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    One look at this sweater is all you need to know that there’s a side of ol’ Saint Nick that he’s been hiding. He’s always been a jolly fella with rosy cheeks and a big red coat. But now you know he may have been hiding stolen guns and bootlegged jeans under that coat all this time, and his red face is probably from hitting the spiked egg nog a little too hard!At least this unexpected development gave us the perfect design to put on this Free Santa Christmas Sweater! It lets you show off a very different side of Kris Kringle than we’re all used to, so you can easily kick off a discussion about the North Pole’s criminal justice system at your next holiday party. Or, if you don’t want to risk starting a political argument with your fellow partygoers over Santa getting special treatment in jail, because he’s golfing buddies with the mayor of the North Pole, you can just tell everyone it’s a funny, festive looking sweater that also keeps you toasty on cold winter nights. Even though you darn well know that Santa totally owns the North Pole police department… there’s no other way he could get away with flying around with unlicensed reindeer…

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Cookie Hungry Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Serious SnackingThe holidays are a time of cheer and great fun for the whole family. We all acknowledge this and have sort of began taking all of our Christmas cheer for granted. That’s always a dangerous thing to do, especially when not everyone is going to enjoy the holiday. This can be a time of serious trauma for some and it is important to try to see things from their perspective… at least for a while. Of course, we’re talking about the real victims of the Christmas season: those terrified cookies that are about to get themselves completely munched upon by a host of kiddos and the big guy, himself, Santa Claus!Fun DetailsThis sweater has a relaxed fit, a super soft texture. The light blue color is sure to stand out at holiday parties and at your annual cookie exchange. The black cuffs on the sleeves, waist and at the neck maintain your coziness. The casual fit is sure to pair well with all sorts of outfits.Santa Clause is Coming…Comfortable and warm while also revealing the knitted design of panicked cookies who just know that Santa is going to be the death of them, this sweater will be a holiday favorite! It might not be the most sensitive way of exploring the secret feelings of cookies. But, when is the last time a cookie sat down and really tried to open up to you, anyway? The representation cookies get from this sweater is about as good as they’re going to get… at least until they get eaten. Hmm, maybe the cookie lifestyle would be safer if they weren’t so darn delicious. 

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Rudolph the red nosed reindeer…Sing it with us!…Had a very shiny HORN. Wait, what?…And if you ever saw him…Ah, that‚Äôs better‚ĶYou would even say he‚Äôs a UNICORN. Now wait just a gosh darn minute!Disrupt the norms this holiday season with this super-fun take on a classic Christmas party trend. Leave the pom poms, sequins, and Grandma June‚Äôs needlework locked in a trunk; this Unicorn Rudolph Ugly Christmas Sweater can get you ready for your eggnog in humorous and huggable style! It features a festive print of polka dots and pine trees, with an unmistakable Rudolph unicorn prancing front and center. Take a page out of ole‚Äô Rudy‚Äôs book and show that you‚Äôre comfy being different. It‚Äôs about time your pals learned your new rendition of a classic!

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    What are your Christmas plans this year? If all that’s on the agenda is to attend holiday parties, eat bacon, and be merry, then you need to make sure this sweater is hanging in your closet. This All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater makes it well-known that all you really REALLY want to receive in your stocking is crispy bacon-y goodness! Wear it to all of the holiday parties you attend because everyone will want to take a picture with the cool guy wearing a bacon sweater! Bring your own plate of bacon just in case they aren’t serving it at the party.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater

    What are your Christmas plans this year? If all that’s on the agenda is to attend holiday parties, eat bacon, and be merry, then you need to make sure this sweater is hanging in your closet. This All I Want for Christmas is Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater makes it well-known that all you really REALLY want to receive in your stocking is crispy bacon-y goodness! Wear it to all of the holiday parties you attend because everyone will want to take a picture with the cool guy wearing a bacon sweater! Bring your own plate of bacon just in case they aren’t serving it at the party.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You might not know this about Santa, but he spends a lot of time training for the big day. He needs to be in tip-top shape to deliver all those presents in a single night, so only the most intense training works for jolly old St. Nick. That’s why he fights grizzly bears during the other 11 months of the year. With their mammoth-like strength and feral nature, they’re the only thing that tempers Santa’s body into a well-oiled, present-delivering machine. This Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater commemorates his preparations for Christmas Eve with the epic battle between him and a bear on the front. It just doesn’t get more hardcore than that.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Yeti Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Bigfoot prefers to stay out of sight, but as rumor has it, your best chance for a sighting is actually on Christmas Eve. Why, you ask? Well you see, sasquatches (sasquatchi?) have a this pretty lucrative side gig working for ole’ Saint Nick. While he’s busy hopping from roof to roof in the big cities, the Christmas Yeti is more than happy to gather and deliver presents to all the kids in rural destinations…especially out west. Oregon, Washington, you know you‚Äôve glimpsed the Christmas Yeti from time to time. Why not grab this fun Christmas sweater to wear to this year‚Äôs inevitable sweater party? You can show off your affinity for more playful Christmas lore. Wow your pals–especially Mikey, who‚Äôs thrifted sweater looks like it once had another life as your aunt‚Äôs kitchen towel. You might be too old to be on his list, but you can still cross your fingers and hope for a sighting of the elusive Christmas Yeti!

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You might not know this about Santa, but he spends a lot of time training for the big day. He needs to be in tip-top shape to deliver all those presents in a single night, so only the most intense training works for jolly old St. Nick. That’s why he fights grizzly bears during the other 11 months of the year. With their mammoth-like strength and feral nature, they’re the only thing that tempers Santa’s body into a well-oiled, present-delivering machine. This Santa vs. Bear Ugly Christmas Sweater commemorates his preparations for Christmas Eve with the epic battle between him and a bear on the front. It just doesn’t get more hardcore than that.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Krampus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Krampus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Gruss vom Krampus!Every year little girls, and boys write Santa letters, telling him what they want for Christmas. And they believe that Santa is the only one watching them. The only one who is making a list of all the little girls, and boys. Checking it twice, to see who is naughty, and who is nice. They believe that if they are bad they won’t get any presents to open on Christmas day.With this Krampus Christmas Sweater you can remind people of what happens when they make Santa’s naughty list. They won’t be opening presents if they are bad. No, they will be getting a beating then taken to Krampus’ layer. What he does with them there no one knows, but it can be assumed that they don’t get prettily wrapped presents when they wake up on Christmas morning.Greetings from the Krampus!

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