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  • Boobs EVA Foam

    Boobs EVA Foam

    These are EVA Foam Boobs.

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  • Poop Hat

    Poop Hat

    Doodie HeadsHas anyone ever called you a doodie head? It sounds childish, but people call us a doodie head all the time. It feels like we’re in 2nd grade all over again. Like, really. Who calls someone a doodie head in this day and age. It’s like you can’t head out in public wearing a poop hat on your head without getting called names!Oh, wait a second. Do you think that people call us that because of this hat? It IS shaped like a doodie…Product DetailsWell, if anyone calls you a doodie head while wearing this Poop Hat, don’t be alarmed. It’s pretty normal. The foam hat is a dark, chocolate brown color and it’s shaped like the iconic poop emoji from texts and emails. It even has a pair of felt eyes and mouth to round out the look. It’s one size fits most, so all you have to do is plop this on your head to become a real doodie head.Just for LaughsOkay, so maybe the hat is the reason that our friends and family have been calling us a doodie head and laughing! If you don’t mind being called that, and if you like making your friends laugh, then this may just be the hat for you.

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  • Breathalyzer Costume

    Breathalyzer Costume

    A night on the town usually means that a few drinks are had. Wheather it be the best of craft beer or great top shelf rum someone who has a few too many should make sure they know where they’re at on the scale of drunkness. Luckily for everyone you’ll be there ready to help out anyone who wants to find out. All someone needs to do is to blow into the blowing tube and you’ll be able to tell them if a few drinks more are needed or if maybe they should have a glass of water. You’ll be the perfect party accessory this holiday in this hilarious costume.

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  • Frank the Flasher Costume

    Frank the Flasher Costume

    Let‚Äôs face it: some people are prudes. But you? Nah. You‚Äôve dreamed and dreamed about living au natural at a nudist colony. But…you‚Äôve also just made partner and closed on a pretty amazing house. So, how to satisfy your desire to be out in the wind without a care in the world?Enter Frank. Frank is…kinda like your alter ego (on a good day) and your weird grandpa (on a not so good day) mixed together. Frank doesn‚Äôt hold back. Frank doesn‚Äôt do pinstripes. Frank doesn‚Äôt shine his shoes. In fact, Frank doesn‚Äôt even own shoes. Frank is ten-hour work weeks, tops. Frank is devil-may-care. Frank is throw-caution-to-the-wind. Frank may or may not be losing his mind. Frank has nipples because Frank is…well…Frank is naked. And Frank seems quite happy about it. So, maybe you can‚Äôt go off and leave it all behind to feel the sun beaming on your bum. Ah, well. We can‚Äôt have it all, can we? We can‚Äôt all be Frank. Or…can we? Pick up this Frank the Flasher Costume and you can draw laughs from everyone you…er…encounter all while feeling the freedom you long for (in a totally legal way!) Your real birthday suit is reserved for bath time, but Frank here has a way of making his way to all the happening parties in town. That Frank. We know it sounds counterintuitive to your (ahem) sensitive nature, but slipping on this jumpsuit (with all its…bits n‚Äô pieces‚Ķ) and its accompanying trench coat may be just the ticket for you to let it all hang loose this Halloween!

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  • Adult Fabric Sexy Doll Mask

    Adult Fabric Sexy Doll Mask

    Are you looking for a new style to wear to a costume party that will guarantee some curious looks? Or, perhaps you need something to wear to an office party that shows everyone how happy you are to be there. In any case, it never hurts to sport a look that shouts “I am here to make new friends!” when you are mingling in a crowd. Whatever your situation may be, you can’t go wrong when you’re wearing this darling Sexy Doll Mask! Sure, some people might find the expression a little creepy at first, but that’s just because they don’t know the whole story. Maybe she is making that face because she just saw a really scary movie, and hasn’t recovered yet. Or, maybe she’s a world class opera singer, and is doing some face stretches to prepare for an upcoming performance. Party guests will be lining up to find out more!

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  • Keep Off The Grass Costume

    Keep Off The Grass Costume

    The recent legalization of marijuana has kicked off a firestorm of political debates. Is marijuana a harmless diversion or a gateway drug to harder, more dangerous substances? Should it be legal for medicinal purposes? Where does individual choice end and government oversight begin? How do you weigh the one person’s freedom to live their life as they want against the good of society?But we’re not going to tackle any of that right now. We’re just going to point out how very fun it can be to get high—not from experience, of course! We would never do that… We’re not based in Colorado, after all. So we are not saying you should go out and try this for yourself. In fact, when you think about it, there are a lot of negative side effects with getting high (so we’ve been told): getting super hungry, feeling dizzy, paranoia, depression…If you want all the fun of marijuana but none of those annoying side effects, why not try out our Keep off the Grass costume? You’ll definitely be the life of the party when you show up looking like everyone’s favorite five-leafed plant. The costume comes with a green leaf top that fastens with Velcro straps and a brown flower pot bottom with an elastic waistband for a comfy fit—plus a sign proclaiming, “Keep Off The Grass,” in case someone doesn’t quite get the joke. … Alternatively, the costume can also be used as a clever protest against marijuana, if that’s how you roll (or rather, don’t roll). It’s all there in the sign: Keep Off The Grass.This costume has received very high ratings from our focus groups…. Very high indeed.

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  • Lets Get Physical Costume

    Lets Get Physical Costume

    Are you friends on your case lately about working out more? Are they constantly hassling you to get off the couch and get to the gym? Are you wanting to send them a…not so subtle…message this Halloween?Show them that not everything to come out of gym culture is a good thing! High-cut leotards, for instance. Sweat bands. Really, really bad pop music. Poor hygiene. Since your friends aren‚Äôt being subtle with their nagging, why be subtle with your response? We think this Let‚Äôs Get Physical Costume may have them eating their words about wanting your participation at their morning circuit training. Man, they were right, working out does make you feel more confident. In this swell leotard, you feel much freer to just let it all hang out. If you had any reservations about your new routine, this bold and brash costume will help you lose them in no time. Plus it gives you killer cleavage without a single round of pec exercises. Amazing.That‚Äôs actually due to this blue sleeveless body suit‚Äôs plush fake breasts, thank you very much. It‚Äôs got ‚ÄúLets Get Physical‚Äù printed on the front, just for added effect. This costume also comes with a blue elastic headband to wear atop a fun wig, and another ‚Äúwig-like‚Äù synthetic hair piece, too add that special dash of crude panache your sense of humor is known for. So go do some aerobic leg lifts around your buddies all night long, then relax on the couch the rest of the weekend, recovering from all that physical exertion!

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  • Banana Flasher Costume

    Banana Flasher Costume

    Well, if you want to get some good laughs with your costume this Halloween, we‚Äôve got the perfect one for you. Fruit alone isn‚Äôt all that funny, this is true, but there isn‚Äôt really anything more hysterical than produce with a bad attitude. Check out this Banana Flasher Costume and try not to laugh!In the fruit world, it is a well-known fact that the bananas are the crazy ones. These wacky, potassium-filled guys are always running around getting into some zany trouble. What kind of trouble? Well, they just hate wearing their peel suits so they’re always finding reasons to unpeel and enjoy the breeze against their bare fruit. They describe it as an unfathomable degree of freedom. So if you want to show off the naturalistic side of your favorite fruit then this flashing banana costume is perfect for you. You and a group of friends can all grab fruit-themed costumes this year and go out as the rowdiest fruit salad anyone has ever encountered. You, of course, will be the wild card of the gang. While grapes, apples, and berries may feel comfortable in their own skin, it will be your duty, as the banana of the group, to let it all hang out!Change everyone‚Äôs view on bananas this Halloween when you go out in this Banana Flasher Costume. Along with giving everyone an eye peeling experience, you‚Äôll be sure to get plenty of laughs‚Ķ Maybe a scoff or two but don‚Äôt let that ruin your fruity fun!

    $59.99 Buy Now
  • Longuini and Meatballs Costume

    Longuini and Meatballs Costume

    Spicy SausageWhat do Italians eat on Halloween?… Fettuccini A-fraid-o!While this costume may not be a typical Halloween costume, it sure is the one you should choose – especially if you want to make a grand entrance. It may not scare everyone at the party, but it will sure make them laugh! Send some nood(le)s to the lucky lady in your life with this Men’s Longuini and Meatballs Costume!Food can be a lot like clouds. Sometimes your mind can see it as something it isn’t. Whenever you go to Longuini’s you may just realize this fact when you order their signature pasta dish. Sitting on your noodles may be some meat that looks like something else. You can’t be positive but it sure does look suspicious. Oh well, life is too short to worry about such trivial things, it looks really tasty after all!Product DetailsThis costume is 100% polyester and 100% full of laughter, at least the room will be full of laughter one you debut your new costume. The costume comes with an Apron that has a cartoon caricature screen printed on it. It has ”Longuini’s Ristorante” and ”Nobody beats our sausage” printed on it as well. The centerpiece of the costume is literally in the center. The polyfoam bowl is attached to the front of the costume and it features a heaping bowl of fabric noodles. Besides the noodles, two large plush meatballs and a plush sausage are also nestles securely in the bowl.Pepperoni PalsWe love a good Italian restaurant, and we think it’s always a go-to for a good date night. With plenty of options, from meatballs to longuini, we know that your next date night at the best Italian place in town is going to be filled with saucy memories and truly be a Bella Notte! 

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  • Plug and Socket Costume

    Plug and Socket Costume

    In the vast world of domestic hardware and fixtures, you’d be hard pressed to find two things more perfectly designed for each other than the electrical plug and socket. Without each other, plugs and sockets are just spare parts in separate bins; but if you put them together, magic happens! It sounds sappy, we know, but when you and your sweetie are wearing this cute Plug and Socket Costume together, you’ll feel that magic too!When talking about actual plugs and sockets, the ‚Äúmagic‚Äù we’re talking about is really that modern electrical wonder, alternating current, which is a lot like love when you think about it. Both allow you to do things you previously couldn’t have done without it, both can warm you up and make you feel tingly inside (although with electricity, you generally wanna avoid the tingly part), and both can blow up in your face if you don’t treat them right. So, if a plug and a socket that fit perfectly do happen to find each other, they can channel that mystical electric love magic to light up their lives together!Now, when we’re talking about the ‚Äúmagic‚Äù of the plug and socket in this couple’s costume, all the stuff we just said still applies, except we’re trying not to giggle while we say it. You and your special someone can wear these polyester and foam costumes to show everyone how perfectly you go together! Or, you can wear them to an electrician’s convention and see how many awkward looks you can get from people. If that sounds like fun, then you two really are made for each other!

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  • Dr. Seymour Bush Costume

    Dr. Seymour Bush Costume

    There’s nothing that instills a sense of respect quite like an “M.D.” after one’s name, and that’s certainly also true of the classic white lab coat. People admire and revere doctors, and why shouldn’t they? It’s a noble profession. That’s why when you go out wearing this dignified Dr. Seymour Bush Costume, everyone you meet, everywhere you go, will respect you. Deeply. They’ll look upon your fine name and the specialty you’ve chosen with instant gratitude and admiration, for only the finest of medical professionals can protect the health of the world’s women. Now, you might think you hear people “laughing” when you frequent upscale establishments such as wine bars and bistros, but it’s probably just because they’re jealous of your success and respectable bearing.Heck, who are we kidding? Laughs are exactly what you’re going for with this awesome, simple, and hilarious costume. Those who get the joke will instantly think you’re the boldest, funniest guy at the Halloween party, and those who don’t… well, they’ll probably just think you’re an off-duty doctor who chose a demanding specialty and simply needs a break. You can wear this smock with practically anything (including a tie, dress shirt, and slacks, like the fine gentleman in the picture) and your fellow partiers will think you’re a medical professional. But we suggest going the extra mile with a set of medical scrubs and doctor’s accessories like a stethoscope — all of which we happen to sell right here.So if you’re looking to scare up some serious laughs this Halloween, this Dr. Seymour Bush Costume is just what the gynecologist ordered!

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  • Middle Finger Costume

    Middle Finger Costume

    In ancient Greece a gesture was created to let people know how you really think about them but what is the story of how it came to be? Long ago there was a Greek rickshaw driver who was having a bad day. His fares were rude to him all day and he was stiffed on a tip a few too many times. Near the end of his shift of running people around on his cart he hit his wall when he was shorted in pay for a ride. In a fit of anger he shouted the worst curses in Greek he could muster and extended his middle finger out at the person. This is how this gesture was born and now you can bring it to life in this large hand costume.

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  • Snake Charmer Costume

    Snake Charmer Costume

    On the dark streets of the shadiest parts of town you may run into an individual with a hidden talent. This musical genius can work a flute like no other. Once he plays a tune something will come out of his pants, his trusty snake Richard. The longer the song is played the more energetic Richard gets, which is weird, considering most snakes enter into a sort of dazed trance. Huh, I guess we never thought about that. Maybe someone should have a word or two with that flute player‚Äîyou know, get to the bottom of this.Now you can try your hand at charming a snake with music in this hilarious costume. It’s comprised of a 100% polyester maroon red long-sleeve tunic with an attached tan vest, brown pants that open in the front, a soft, plush snake attached to the (admittedly fake) flute with fishing line, a colorful bead necklace, and a turban to match the tunic! Now that our gears are turning, we watched a nature documentary the other day. These little baby iguanas on the Galapagos islands hatched in the sand and felt an instinctive urge to get to the shore, where their parents laid basking in the sun on a rock. The only problem: hundreds of snakes lay in wait, behind rocks and in shadows, for the little iguanas to pass unsuspectingly by. We’re still mad about those sinister snakes, and we hope that you put your talents to better use than that street musician. You’d be our hero, dude.

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  • Anita Waxin Costume

    Anita Waxin Costume

    What, you don’t remember the most popular character from the hit TV show “Inlet Watch”? Of course you do! Everyone knows Anita Waxin, who was daring, beautiful, and uh… natural. Very, very natural. Anita didn’t have a care in the world, and really just let it all hang out. And even though she was a really good lifeguard, for some strange reason a surprisingly high number of rescuees refused help from her, and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? Forget it. We can’t imagine why. Anyway, the character was a huge hit, and so will you be at the Halloween party when you wear this awesome Anita Waxin Costume!It’s the ultimate Halloween gag costume, the kind that’s guaranteed to make everyone at the party take notice, and probably laugh their heads off, too. Because who doesn’t chuckle at people who make, shall we say, cosmetic blunders? Anita Waxin is definitely one of those people. Either she can’t afford to visit a Brazilian wax shop (or hasn’t heard of such places), or is simply a lot like your eccentric old Aunt Sally. In other words, she never got the memo on proper hygiene and grooming. Whatever the case may be, this hilarious and slightly adult costume will make you the life of the party… at Anita’s expense, of course.And best of all, it’s a deceptively simple suit to get into. It consists of just one piece: the bodysuit, which has every important (and gross) part of Anita rolled into one. You get the bathing suit, prosthetic breasts, tanned thighs, and, of course, the not-so-short-and-curlies in the crotch area. Just don’t try giving anybody mouth-to-mouth!

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  • Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume

    Wet T-Shirt Winner Costume

    Let us tell you a little story, before all those free beers hit you and it doesn’t get stuck in your noggin. Yeah, we saw you sucking down those light and bubbly pilsners as if they were water!In 1997, a few teenagers from Portland, Oregon, celebrating the completion of high school held a wet T-shirt contest on a Boeing 727 to a Mexican resort. Yeah, and you thought you were cool. We bet you’ve never started a party early like that before. Anyway, a flight attendant even helped them out, encouraging the contest on the flight deck—like, in the cockpit, next to the person who was flying the entire plane! It wasn’t all a happy ending, though. The flight attendants were disciplined and, we’re sure, the participants were rather embarrassed when they became the subjects of a then-viral news story. Oops!The moral of the story is nothing, really. We just want you to go try to top that. Go ahead, try it. But don’t bother writing a letter if it ends up being a list of excuses—oh, and as the saying goes, videos or it didn’t happen! You can slip into this costume to get a quick start at it. It’s a 100% polyester mesh t-shirt top with a blue sash printed with “Wet T-Shirt Winner.” There, we even got you started. Now, what’s your gameplan? We highly, highly recommend steering clear of aircraft.

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  • Seymour Bush Plus Costume

    Seymour Bush Plus Costume

    This Halloween, why not go for a professional look? Maybe something that conveys expertise, implies seriousness (from a distance), and smells like stale medicine? Are stethoscopes your thing? Maybe you’ve always wanted a certain job, but you didn’t pass the initial personality tests? We might have something for you.Maybe. Would you agree that there’s nothing that instills a sense of respect quite like an “M.D.” after one’s name‚Äîperhaps inscribed on a personalized classic white lab coat? People admire and revere doctors, and why shouldn’t they? It’s a noble profession. That’s why when you go out wearing this dignified Dr. Seymour Bush Costume, everyone you meet, everywhere you go, will respect you as a professional and as a friend and as a friend.Deep trust. The most trust… Just kidding! Laughs, we know, are exactly what you’re going for with this simple costume. Those who get the joke will instantly think you’re the boldest guy at the Halloween party, and those who don’t… well, they’ll probably just think you’re on break at the night shift. You can pair this white lab coat with practically anything (including a tie, dress shirt, and slacks, like the fine gentleman in the picture) and your fellow partiers will think bow to your aura of professionalism. But we have it on good authority that going the extra mile with a set of medical scrubs and a stethoscope will set this costume over the edge‚Äîand we happen to sell it all right here!So if you’re looking to scare up some serious laughs this Halloween, this Dr. Seymour Bush Costume is just what the serious, dedicated, respectful medical professional ordered!

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  • Men's Skeleboner Costume

    Men’s Skeleboner Costume

    So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. We‚Äôll call him…Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. ‚ÄúDear Halloween Costume Shop,‚Äù his letter read, ‚ÄúI‚Äôm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people…kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards.‚Äù That letter, well, it got us thinking… Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there’s not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well…hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say ‚Äúkeep up with your correspondence.‚Äù Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! It‚Äôs positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. It‚Äôs also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this one‚Äôs for you!The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, ‚ÄùOh, good skeleton costume!‚Äù But as your (ahem) ego begins to…inflate…they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We‚Äôve created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn’t mean we’re ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way…up.

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  • Plug and Socket Plus Size Costume

    Plug and Socket Plus Size Costume

    Which is more important the socket or the plug?Well, without a socket there is no access to the electrical grid. No way to power the lights in the house. No way to run the refrigerator. No heat, no warm water, no cooking. No recharging your cell phone. No watching TV. No working on your computer. No internet. That might be the line: a life without internet. Who could imagine such a life?!However, without a plug there is little need for access to the electrical grid. Sure the lights are wired into the house. Same with the heat, and water. But the fridge has a plug, that once plugged in keeps your great aunt Etta’s minced pie cold. Without a plug there is nothing to connect the television to the socket. No way to watch the latest How to Get Away With Murder.So, is it fair to say that they are equally important? We think so. Therefore, this Halloween, when your friends ask you why you and your wife are dressed in these Plus Size Plug and Socket Costumes, just say because “we need each other”. It will make your wife smile, and lets face it, you would somehow accidentally burn the house down without her. Then when you are alone you can woo her with song: “I got chills, they’re multiplying, And I’m losing control, ‘Cause the power, you’re supplying, It’s electrifying!”

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  • Tequila Dude Costume

    Tequila Dude Costume

    If you want to establish your reputation as a man who’s ready to party, then look no further than this Tequila Dude costume. The costume comes with a bright green serape top with yellow and red accents, but that’s not the part that makes this a true party costume! No, sir. The bandoliers with little loops for shot glasses are what makes this a party costume. Each bandolier fits with a buckle and the included shot glasses are made of plastic, so they’re more durable than a glass shot glass. The final piece to this costume is the sombrero, which has the word “Tequila” etched into the top of it.The entire ensemble will have your friends shouting, “¡Salud! Taquila Man, ¡salud!” during your next Cinco De Mayo outing!

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  • Emoji 5 oz. Flask for Adults

    Emoji 5 oz. Flask for Adults

    Hijinks AfootIt’s the universal symbol for mischief. You toss it onto every teasing text message and you don’t dare leave it out when you make a sarcastic jab! Sometimes, you might even add one to a playful email that you’re sending to a pal. You know what we’re talking about. That magical sequence of semi-colon, dash, capital P! Wouldn’t be great if you could one for real life that you could flash at parties? Well, with this handy Emoji Flask, it’s never been easier!Product DetailsThis convenient flask packs all of the great details of the Face with Stuck-Out Tongue emoji into a sweet party accessory. The flask is made out of metal and holds 5 ounces of your favorite beverage. The exterior has a bright yellow paint job and it even has the famous emoji painted onto the side. Take it with you to the next party and you can flash a sarcastic emoji after any wisecrack.Texting For Real LifeThis Emoji Flask is a fun way to express yourself at your next party! It sort of makes any conversation feel a little more like a quick text exchange when you can flash this sassy emoji at them!

    $6.49 Buy Now
  • Men's Skeleboner Costume

    Men’s Skeleboner Costume

    So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. We‚Äôll call him…Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. ‚ÄúDear Halloween Costume Shop,‚Äù his letter read, ‚ÄúI‚Äôm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people…kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards.‚Äù That letter, well, it got us thinking… Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there’s not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well…hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say ‚Äúkeep up with your correspondence.‚Äù Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! It‚Äôs positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. It‚Äôs also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this one‚Äôs for you!The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, ‚ÄùOh, good skeleton costume!‚Äù But as your (ahem) ego begins to…inflate…they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We‚Äôve created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn’t mean we’re ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way…up.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Weed Mask

    Weed Mask

    Are you looking to turn over a new leaf? Perhaps you’ve found yourself in some sticky situations recently? Or maybe you’re just looking for a new look that will make your best buds green with envy. Any which way, isn’t it high time you made a change? If you’re tired of falling back on half-baked schemes and ending up lost in the weeds, you can get your next party buzzing and make sure everybody’s having a smoking good time with just a simple change of appearance. Sure, changing your entire face seems like a high price to show your pals a token of your appreciation, but when it comes to friends, you don’t want to nickel and dime yourself.This mask looks like a great big marijuana leaf, is what we’re saying. Crafted from molded latex with an elastic security band, it fits your face comfortably and stays in place throughout the night’s revelries. The green face mask blossoms out into seven curly leaves and a stem, with a faux cigar butt protruding from the lips. Your more pun-inclined friends might call you a pothead, but you’ll be too busy livening up the joint to pay them any mind.

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  • The Big Smoke Joint

    The Big Smoke Joint

    There are lots of ways to unwind after a long and stressful day. You could go have a couple cocktails with your friends, or maybe you prefer going to the gym and sweating all that tension out. You could be one of those “long soak in the tub with candles and a glass of wine” fans, or maybe you go the opposite way by cranking up the music and banging your head until you pass out. But sometimes, when things have been an exceptional pain in the tail, you just got to roll up a joint, grab a box of graham crackers, and binge-watch cartoons on the couch. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, check out this Big Smoke Joint, man! This bad boy will make a groovy accessory next time you are dressing up for 4/20, no matter what the laws in your area happen to be. It’ll blow everyone’s mind! But, seriously dude, quit bogarting the cheese puffs.

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  • What's Under the Kilt Costume

    What’s Under the Kilt Costume

    Look, we all have things about our body that we‚Äôre secretly – or not so secretly – proud of. Like the mom in Freaks & Geeks says, you have a beautiful body! Don‚Äôt be afraid to show it off! Sure, you might make some people uncomfortable, and you might even get arrested, but it‚Äôs only because you just have so much body positivity! Right? It‚Äôs nothing to be ashamed of!In fact, if you‚Äôre a proud Scotsman who gets – ahem – excited to to show off his biggest asset, then this What‚Äôs Under the Kilt Costume was made just for you!With all the thrill of surprising and delighting everyone who maybe didn‚Äôt really need to know that much about you, but okay, guess this is where we are right now, this What’s Under the Kilt Costume will give you the rare chance to show ‚Äòem what you‚Äôre working with, but in a (slightly more) socially acceptable way! The black polyester shirt has long white sleeves and plaid accents on the torso, and flouncing over it is a white satin ascot complete with lace edging, because you‚Äôre funny and fancy. The ascot attaches to the read plaid sash with Velcro, and the sash attaches to your right shoulder and hangs loose in the back for an authentic touch. The costume even comes with a black tam o’ shanter hat that sports a red pom pom and a red plaid brim, and even the white socks have matching plaid cuffs! The red plaid kilt has a black inset and an elastic waist to keep you comfortable when you‚Äôre constantly raising your leg after someone dares to read the ”What’s under the kilt?” that‚Äôs sprinted on the black pouch attached to the kilt. And, of course, the main event – a stuffed shiny 18” weiner is secured around your waist and legs with stretchy elastic. One flick of your Scottish wick, and you‚Äôll have ‚Äòem all shrieking out in horror, but in the best way!

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  • Giant Boob Costume

    Giant Boob Costume

    In this day and age, even with the internet, smartphones, and constant contact with everyone you know, it can still be tough to keep up with everything going on in the world. If you’re wearing this silly Giant Boob Costume, though, you won’t have any problem staying abreast of things!Of course, there are many things one could be referring to when talking about a “giant boob” besides a… ahem, you know. They might be talking about somebody they know who is not very bright. Or, maybe someone is having a heated discussion about a particularly large specimen of a famous tropical bird with blue feet they saw in a nature documentary. This costume obviously isn’t about dim witted folks or blue footed boobies, but with the right accessories and a bit of ingenuity, it could be! Put on a latex mask of your favorite celebrity to make fun of, or a pair of blue shoes or boots, and you can add a whole new level to this already voluptuous costume!This plush foam boob suit is a pretty simple look, so it’s easy to customize and turn into an even more unique costume that’s sure to get some laughs! It loops around your neck and ties up in the back, so you won’t have any problems fitting it over your other clothes and accessories. But, if you just want to sport this look the au naturale way, team up with a buddy who’s also wearing one, and you two will make a lovely pair!

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  • Happy Halloweenie Costume

    Happy Halloweenie Costume

    Yup, you clicked on this costume, didn’t you? But don’t worry, we’re not thinking any less of you. Perhaps you’re a high school health teacher. What better visual aid than a giant, anatomically correct (well… relatively) penis that you can wear?! Finally, an easy way to illustrate the difference between the urethra and the vans deferens (as if you didn’t already know, right?). Or maybe you just want to show your guy friends that you’re willing to take on any possible dare, like wearing this outfit to work. It’s a ballsy move, bud. Some people say size matters. Some people say size doesn’t matter. But when you’re talking about a six foot tall penis, does anything really matter?Strutting around in this outfit, you’ll definitely feel like the cock of the walk (ahem). These are the twig and berries you’ve been looking for. This trouser snake is on the loose. Your soldier is at attention and reporting for duty. If you want an outfit sure to attract envy from every man around, stand tall. We could make a whole bunch more penis puns, but you don’t care, do you? No, of course not. You didn’t click on this costume because it’s a maybe. You clicked here because you already know what you want. You want to walk around dressed as a giant penis and that’s that. We’d be surprised if you even read this far, given how obviously excited you are. So go on, buy it, try it on, see if it fits and have yourself an unforgettable time!

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  • Genie and Magic Lamp Costume

    Genie and Magic Lamp Costume

    There are only a few important rules that all genies must adhere to: no one can wish for more wishes, an obvious rule to prevent a genie from hanging out with the same wish-seeker until the end of time; no wishes to return the dead back to life, because everyone should have learned by the first few horror flicks about that subject that it never works out as expected, anyway; and, of course, no mortal can wish for another mortal to fall in love with them! That last one is generally the real tough one for people to follow, so all genies must be prepared for wishers to try to come up with innovative ways to get around that problem… like wishing for things that others tend to love. (Of course, that never works out either.)Beyond that, you’re pretty much open to grant wishes as you desire. But, the one thing few genies are prepared for is when the wishers end up falling in love with you! Let’s face it: you’re a pretty good catch. A hot genie all bottled up for countless generations, just waiting for someone to rub your lamp the right way and release you from your containment, and unlimited cosmic power to boot! It is not hard to imagine while people would be flocking to garner your attention.So, with all that in mind, we feel that you’re ready to go out into the world and tackle the legion of mortals seeking your attention. Before you go, though, be sure to don your traditional genie garb, this Genie and Magic Lamp costume. The green polyester vest with bright gold accents will give a clear call to your mystical nature, though the gold tasseled hat is certainly an additional giveaway. Golden wrist cuffs keep you bound to your oaths—no removing those, now!—and, naturally, your lamp will be the star attraction of the night. A vivid polyfoam lamp belt features gray smoke netting and clear instructions for anyone unfamiliar with the rules of making a genie come to grant their wishes! Make some magic happen, but remember those rules!

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  • Adult Shocker Costume

    Adult Shocker Costume

    What does this mean? Is it a rock on symbol? If you know then you’re probably laughing. If you don’t you can either look it up, or keep scrolling because this is an adult humor costume and it is meant to garner laughs, but it may not be suitable for everyone. However, if this costume tickles your taste buds, you have come to the right place! You are sure to shock anyone you encounter in this Adult Walking Shocker Costume, no pun intended – well, puns are always intended, but we literally mean this will shock just about anyone who sees you. While you may need to explain your costume to some people, most Urban Dictionary trained minds will see right through your costume, and will get the joke! Hand gestures can say a lot of things. Some of these things can be nice like a thumbs up or a peace sign, while others can show anger like the raised middle finger. Now when your index, middle, and little fingers are raised, with the thumb and ring finger tucked away, you will have to make your guests guess as to what that means. This costume is just a polyfoam hand tunic, with the fingers positioned into the shocker gesture. While it may be simple, nothing else is needed. You are sure to surprise everyone with or without a flashy costume. The costume is 100% polyester, and 100% comical!

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  • Turn Me On/Off Light Switch Costume

    Turn Me On/Off Light Switch Costume

    You can light up the party with a flick of the switch in this Turn Me On/Off Light Switch Costume! This easy to slip on sleeveless pullover can help you make the world a brighter place in no time! Just watch as people’s faces light up with a smile when they see an oversized light switch walking around the party. You may be surprised at how many compliments you get at your next costume party!Now with the help of this unique costume, everyone will know exactly how you feel. When you’re in full on party mode keep your light switch up, and everyone will know that the party is still ON! Party your face off for as long as you can and as soon as your bed sounds like a better place to be than the dance floor, simply flip the switch down. Once somebody noticed that you are switched OFF they will know it is probably for the best that they get you to bed before you get so tired that you fall into the punch bowl and take out the DJ booth. We can’t have a repeat of last year, and you never will when you are partying responsibly with this Light Switch Costume! So if you are ready to be the ‘light’ of the party (see what we did there) and also have a non-verbal way to communicate with your friends when you get too tired, grab this costume and hit the dancefloor!

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  • Happy Poop Costume

    Happy Poop Costume

    Let’s get real about poop for a hot second: poop is a real downer. While you’re standing in line with a cart full of groceries and your little bundle of joy decides to make a stinky in their diaper, well my friend, that stinks. When you leave your dog at home all afternoon only to come back to find a heaping pile of crap on your rug, well, that stinks too. Like you, we have experienced our fair share of poo-dilemmas which have left us feeling down in the dumps (ha, get it?). Then the poop emoji entered our lives and like a rainbow after a storm, our opinion on poop became much brighter.What a splendid take on a disgusting, but necessary, bodily function, we thought as we stared at the smiling poop emoji illuminating from our iPhone. It looks more like soft serve ice cream or a chocolate truffle than a rancid turd. We loved the idea of taking something so foul and transforming it into something so undeniably cute, thus our infatuation with the poop emoji began! We started collecting everything poop related- keychains, pens, shirts, mugs, pins, jewelry, slippers, and pillows. But as our obsession for poop novelty items grew, our satisfaction with these trinkets dwindled. We needed something more! Instead of merely acquiring poop knickknacks, we wanted to transform into the brown pile of dung with the wide eyes, so we got our hands on this happy poop costume and our lives have never been happier. This tunic style costume for adults features a surprised poop emoji face and appropriate holes for you head and arms. Wear it to announce that you’re (newly) down with the brown and you don’t care who knows it!   

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