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  • Toddler Fleece Bat Costume

    Toddler Fleece Bat Costume

    Halloween can be hard to shop for when you have little kids. They always want to be the character off the newest Disney or Pixar movie. And sure that is cute. But how many Anas and Elsas did you see running around last year? And that movie came out how long ago?You want your little girl to stand out from all the rest. That’s why when she came to you asking to be a bat for Halloween you didn’t hesitate. You started looking all over the internet, and in the stores. Trying to find the perfect costume. You aren’t really sure where she got the idea. Maybe an episode of Scooby Doo! or some other cartoon or book. Either way you are just glad she isn’t asking to be the same thing as everyone else.It was a long search, but here you are. We designed this Toddler Fleece Bat Costume to be cute, and easy to get on. (We know how kids like to wriggle and worm out of your hold as you try to put anything on them.) She will look adorable as she flaps her wings around pretending to be a bat. Who knows, maybe this Halloween costume will inspire a love of bats, and she will become Batman when she grows up. Or she will just enjoy eating some Halloween candy before passing out in her cute little fuzzy bat eared suit.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Child Beast Costume

    Child Beast Costume

    We all have our bad days. Even the most well behaved kiddos can take a ride on the ‚Äúgrumpy wagon‚Äù from time to time. But some kids are real beasts, and we aren’t talking about just complaining because they’re not getting to do what they want; we mean they really turn into a beast! It’s actually not as bad as it sounds, though, especially when your little one looks as cute as they do in our dashing Beast Costume!At first, having a little beast running around your home might sound bad. You might walk into the living room and find pillows and cushions all rearranged like a nest, or the kitchen floor may be all covered in snack crumbs (since beasts aren’t known for being careful snackers). But once you realize that the grouchy little monster is actually a little prince, who was placed under a magic spell and transformed into a monstrous looking creature to teach them how to be considerate of others, he won’t seem so scary. You’ll probably even find him to be pretty cute and charming, even when he’s stomping around and getting crumbs all over the place!This exclusive costume lets your little one look fearsome and adorable all at once! The formal costume jacket and vest, featuring royal looking gold braid trim and details, are positively regal and stately, while the furry horned hood gives them a beastly vibe. Add some matching trousers and a bit of face paint to complete their fairy tale look, and this little beast will be ready to roar!

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Child Beast Costume

    Child Beast Costume

    We all have our bad days. Even the most well behaved kiddos can take a ride on the ‚Äúgrumpy wagon‚Äù from time to time. But some kids are real beasts, and we aren’t talking about just complaining because they’re not getting to do what they want; we mean they really turn into a beast! It’s actually not as bad as it sounds, though, especially when your little one looks as cute as they do in our dashing Beast Costume!At first, having a little beast running around your home might sound bad. You might walk into the living room and find pillows and cushions all rearranged like a nest, or the kitchen floor may be all covered in snack crumbs (since beasts aren’t known for being careful snackers). But once you realize that the grouchy little monster is actually a little prince, who was placed under a magic spell and transformed into a monstrous looking creature to teach them how to be considerate of others, he won’t seem so scary. You’ll probably even find him to be pretty cute and charming, even when he’s stomping around and getting crumbs all over the place!This exclusive costume lets your little one look fearsome and adorable all at once! The formal costume jacket and vest, featuring royal looking gold braid trim and details, are positively regal and stately, while the furry horned hood gives them a beastly vibe. Add some matching trousers and a bit of face paint to complete their fairy tale look, and this little beast will be ready to roar!

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Toddler Fleece Bat Costume

    Toddler Fleece Bat Costume

    Halloween can be hard to shop for when you have little kids. They always want to be the character off the newest Disney or Pixar movie. And sure that is cute. But how many Anas and Elsas did you see running around last year? And that movie came out how long ago?You want your little girl to stand out from all the rest. That’s why when she came to you asking to be a bat for Halloween you didn’t hesitate. You started looking all over the internet, and in the stores. Trying to find the perfect costume. You aren’t really sure where she got the idea. Maybe an episode of Scooby Doo! or some other cartoon or book. Either way you are just glad she isn’t asking to be the same thing as everyone else.It was a long search, but here you are. We designed this Toddler Fleece Bat Costume to be cute, and easy to get on. (We know how kids like to wriggle and worm out of your hold as you try to put anything on them.) She will look adorable as she flaps her wings around pretending to be a bat. Who knows, maybe this Halloween costume will inspire a love of bats, and she will become Batman when she grows up. Or she will just enjoy eating some Halloween candy before passing out in her cute little fuzzy bat eared suit.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Dammy the Clown Mask

    Dammy the Clown Mask

    It’s hand-painted! Now that’s quality! What did Dammy do with the painters? He’s not telling!Ringling Brothers are closing down shop. Between video games and endless Star Wars movies keeping the kids entertained and the ASPCA asking questions about how they got those bears to ride trikes, it’s just gotten to be too much to handle. So Dammy’s out of a job. And Dammy’s not happy about it. What’s Dammy going to do to occupy all that newfound free-time? He’s not going to stop traveling from town to town, that’s for sure. Dammy’s got a traveling spirit. Can’t keep a good clown down. So Dammy’ll just get up to what mischief he can before he moves on to the next town.Our Dammy the Clown mask is for the Halloweener who’d rather default straight to trick––nobody’s going to be waiting around to see what you drop in their bucket when you’re wearing this thing. Dammy’s keeping all the candy for himself.

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Boogeyman Mask

    Boogeyman Mask

    Checking under the bed for a scary monster is a big part of every little kid’s childhood. All little one know that first you must check under the bed, then the closet, then behind the curtain, then one last time under the bed just to make sure. There’s no such thing as being too careful, when you’re looking for the Boogey Man. After all, he is the entity that is responsible for haunting the nightmares of children. Be honest, were you afraid of the big, bad, Boogey Man when you were a kid? If you were, then what better way to pay homage to your most feared childhood monster than by wearing this Boogey Man Mask. Plus, you get the added bonus of scaring every little annoying kid on your block. They’ll run in terror when they see you! This Boogey Man mask is a quality mask that is made from latex. It appears to have a ghostly-like gray head that forms a small tip in the back. The bloodshot eyes pop out from the mask. There are tiny slits underneath so you can see out easily while you terrorize the neighborhood kids. The mouth is one of the scariest features of this mask because of the sharp jagged teeth. Put on the mask and transform into every kid’s worst nightmare!

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  • Dark Light Eyes Application

    Dark Light Eyes Application

    There’s a common misconception that it is physically impossible to keep your eyes open while sneezing. This guy here decided to prove all of science wrong. Well he definitely did, and that, kids, is why when we sneeze, we close our eyes so they can stay in our brains, and not all over our friends. We’re just hoping these grow back. It’s a bit unsettling seeing him every day especially because of how it happened. We don’t really know whether to laugh or cry. If anybody who wasn’t there asks him though, he says it had something to do with seeing something he wasn’t supposed to see so demons clawed them out. It typically draws a little more sympathy.For everybody else out there we can get a similar effect for a much shorter period of time with this Dark Light Eyes Application kit. The mesh openings help you see and really creep out your friends at the same time. Just remember about our little advice for sneezing. Watching that made us want to tear our own eyes out.

    $9.99 Buy Now
  • Adult Witch Costume

    Adult Witch Costume

    If you go deep into the scary fairytale forest, you may come across a house made of candy. As sweet as that house looks, do not take a bite out of it because then you’ll awaken the most evil of all witches. This horrible witch captures lost children who nibble on her home and cooks them up for her nightly dinner.If you‚Äôre easily scared, then perhaps a dark, scary forest isn‚Äôt a place you should be lingering in. But if you‚Äôre not into the highly terrifying, then maybe you can turn scary on its head by getting in on the action. A scary witch costume could be just what you need to turn heads this Halloween while simultaneously getting rid of your own fear of witches. It‚Äôs a win-win situation!Give all the neighborhood kids the frights when you wear this scary witch costume. Don’t be shocked if they are a little too scared to take candy from you! This adult witch costume starts with a brown burlap robe that is fully lined for a warm, comfortable look. Green and tan cheesecloth drapes add a much-needed scary element to the robe and you can drape them however you wish to give yourself a unique look for Halloween. Top off this scary witch look with the green latex witch mask that has attached black hair for the ultimate in scary this Halloween.

    $99.99 Buy Now
  • Boys Teen Titans Robin Costume

    Boys Teen Titans Robin Costume

    At first thought, you might think that regular teens and superhero teens really don’t have much in common. Most normal teenage kids spend their days dealing with homework, making it to class on time and trying to figure out what to say to their crush. Robin? He’s a superhero kid that spends his days fighting crime, trading blows with Slade, unraveling Brother Blood’s latest scheme and trying to figure out what to say to his crush, Starfire. Hey, all teens share some things in common, even teens that also happen to be superheroes! Now, your child can share something else in common: the superhero outfit.With this licensed Teen Titans Robin costume, your kid can join the ranks of superhero teens, who never have to worry about homework. Instead, your kid will be battling it out with Slade! The costume comes with a bright red top and green bottoms which combine to recreate Robin’s costume from the iconic cartoon series. Robin’s “R” symbol appears on the chest of the costume. It also has plenty of yellow accents for a heroic style that would make Batman proud. Of course, it comes with a black and yellow cape like the one he wears in the cartoon for a complete look.Once your child has all the pieces on, he’ll look ready to command his own team of Teen Titans. Whether he’s giving orders to Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg and Starfire, or he’s just leading his group of friends on the next mission, he’ll certainly look the part.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume

    Men’s Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume

    We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn’t help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot’s often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you’re looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you’ve scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you’ll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren’t a mime!

    $54.99 Buy Now
  • Kylo Ren Super Deluxe Boys Costume

    Kylo Ren Super Deluxe Boys Costume

    Sometimes it‚Äôs just luck of the draw when it comes to kids. You wanted him to be a doctor or a lawyer, or some other kind of highly sought after profession, but when you ask him what he wants to be when he grows up‚Ķ his answer is “Master of the Dark Side”. When you‚Äôre a parent, you just got to roll with it.Maybe you give him a few lightsaber lessons and teach him how harness his passion to tap into the Dark Side of the Force. Perhaps you could put him in charge of a whole army of Stormtroopers. You could even start teaching him how to intimidate would-be Jedi Knights like Rey. You could even go out on a journey to find Darth Vader‚Äôs lost lightsaber to reclaim the title of the most deadly villain in the galaxy. Or, maybe you could just let him parade around the neighborhood wearing this Kylo Ren costume!This Deluxe Kylo Ren costume is a great look based on the villain from Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It comes with a black robe and belt, along with the signature mask. It quickly turns your child from ordinary kid, into a menace to be reckoned with in the galaxy far, far away.Of course, you‚Äôd better put him to work quickly if you wish stand a chance against the Resistance! Word on the galaxy is that they‚Äôre already trying to find Luke Skywalker, so you better send him off to track him down before they can find him.

    $29.99 Buy Now
  • Star Wars BB8 Girls Costume Dress

    Star Wars BB8 Girls Costume Dress

    So, when your daughter said that she wanted to be that cute robot from Star Wars you were hoping that she meant C-3PO. Your heart sunk when she clarified, saying that she wanted to go as the roly-poly BB-8. How were you supposed to make your very human shaped daughter into a round robot? Well, you’re a good parent so you started drafting plans, a costume as complicated as this one won’t show up at your door, right? Sometimes you have to bend the rules to make your kids happy. Sure, your yoga instructor wasn’t happy with you when she found out you borrowed an exercise ball to use as a Paper Mache mold. No one was happy when the paste and paper ball kept escaping your clutches and rolling all over the floor. You finally cut arm, leg, and head holes painted BB-8’s orange and gray details on the body and stepped back to admire your work. You wondered if your daughter wouldn’t prefer to go trick-or-treating as an old orange that has been squished and growing mold at the bottom of someone’s gym locker because it seemed like that was what you had created. Now, if we lived in a time before the internet, that would be the end of that, however, those dark times are behind us. Your daughter deserves to be more than a moldy orange for Halloween, she deserves this super cute BB-8 dress. Whether you and your family are doing a Star Wars group costume or your daughter is a solo robot, she’ll love this simple bubble dress printed with the round robots recognizable details. When she puts on the matching antenna headband the look will be complete. She could even have some sound effects ready on a phone so she could communicate with BB-8’s adorable beeps and squeaks. Well, we’re glad it worked out, turns out you don’t have to work on those Paper Mache skills, after all, costumes this cool can just show up at your door.

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  • Child Red Sequin Shoes

    Child Red Sequin Shoes

    Children are a lot like tornadoes. They come out of nowhere, with little to no warning, and leave a trail of debris in their wake. While we do have storm chasers and Doppler radar to act as advanced warning systems for severe weather, nothing can you prepare you for the mess that children can create.If the storm has transported your child to another time and place, they may need a new pair of shoes before they go exploring. Whether traipsing down a street covered with yellow bricks or walking in the woods to visit her grandma, this red sequined shoes are sure to please.Now, close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and transport them to your shopping cart. If only cleaning up after your kids was that easy!

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Child Cow Kigurumi Costume

    Child Cow Kigurumi Costume

    Moo. Moo moo moo. Moo?Okay, so maybe you don’t speak cow. And maybe your little guy or gal doesn’t either. But let us give you the skinny on what we’re talking about here. It’s a little bit pajamas. And a little bit costume. And a whole lotta fun!Of course, we’re talking about this Cow Kigurumi set for kids. And if you’re not Kigurumi savvy, let’s get you up to speed real quick. These pj’s originate from Japan, where they first started as simple upgrade to standard pajamas. But with the fun animal themes they feature, folks started to want to wear them all day long.And wear them all day is what they did. Sometimes under their everyday clothes, and sometimes just to shake things up and wear a costume instead of regular clothes! Kigurumis became a hit in Japan and began to take hold worldwide too. And when you throw some spots on a Kigurumi… well, they’re a serious moooooooo!These kid’s pajamas are a simple way to get your boy or girl into the Kigurumi game. Whether they’d like a fun set for sleepwear, or you’d just like to get them an easy costume solution, we’re sure they’ll love moooing around in these delightful Kigurumis. With sizes for kids and adults, you could even have some cow themed fun by getting your entire family into one. And if you did that, we think cows everywhere would be very, very proud. Moo!

    $44.99 Buy Now
  • Child Monkey Kigurumi Costume

    Child Monkey Kigurumi Costume

    Quit monkeying around! It’s time to put on your pajamas and get ready for bed.Is that a phrase that you’ve ever used in parenthood? How about we flip the script!”Hey it’s time to start monkeying around! Let’s get your pj’s on and get you ready for bed!”We’re sure you’ll be able to convince them that bedtime won’t be that bad when you get them these super sweet monkey Kigurumi set! And it will be the first time in your parenting career that you actually encourage your little one to “monkey around.” Because these pajamas double as a sweet costume!This delightful Kigurumi originates from Japan, where they were designed to be a fun upgrade from standard sleepwear. But with awesome animal designs, folks started wearing them all day everyday to break the norm! (Now that’s a costume revolution we can support.)Long story short, now they’re a major hit worldwide as both a costume and as pajamas. This monkey Kigurumi for kids has an adorable style that any little kiddo will love. The Monkey face on the hood has a big little smile, and pink trim and a tail will make them look like a wild animal!This Kigurumi set is made of 100 percent polyester fleece, so it’s a super soft and comfortable selection, for both snoozing and for costuming around. With a soft-sculpted face and button-up design, we’re sure this set is going to become one of their favorites.

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  • Quidditch Goggles

    Quidditch Goggles

    When the other kids were signing up for soccer and joining the basketball team, you had your mind on a somewhat loftier sport. When they dreamed of scoring touchdowns and throwing no-hitters, you dreamed of dodging bludgers and snatching snitches. When they talked about the thrill of stepping onto the court or the field, your mind drifted off to the glory of floating over the arena and looking down at the crowd gathered below. It’s a pity you happened to be living in a world where most sports are tied to the earth. Those wizards have all the luck.But even if your childhood dreams of quidditch stardom were never to be, that doesn’t mean you can’t still look the part. And fortunately for you, it isn’t a game that requires a lot of gear. Get yourself a good pair of goggles and a streamlined broom, and you’re all set for a friendly pickup match. These fine-looking quidditch goggles feature a faux leather strap and UV-protective lenses, just right for fantasies of tossing a nice quaffle shot at the goalkeeper. Now as to where you’re going to find a broom that can get you off the ground, we’re afraid you’re on your own. A kid can always dream, right?

    $19.99 Buy Now
  • Child Giraffe Kigurumi Costume

    Child Giraffe Kigurumi Costume

    Sometimes, does it feel like your child belongs on the sprawling savannahs of Africa? Why, with some of their wild behavior, it’s almost a wonder that the zoo hasn’t come over to collect them for their next exhibit! That’s just kids being kids, but there’s certainly a way you can make it more fun for the both of you. What if you had an adorable animal outfit for your child that was not only cozy, but also cute as a button? That’d be grand, just grand…Well, now there is such an outfit for you and your little one. This child Giraffe kigurumi is exactly what you’re looking for. Kigurumi’s are a Japanese pajama costume, which double as both a great outfit to wear to a costume party, or easy costume to relax in. This particular one has an adorable look, since it’s designed to help your child look like a wild animal. It has a little giraffe face designed into the hood, along with a spotted pattern to mimic that of the African creature. A row of buttons down the center make it easy to put on and take off, while the fleece material makes it cozy enough to wear to bed.Once your child has it on, their antics will make you feel like you took a trip to the zoo without ever leaving your home. Just make sure to let all the real zookeepers know that this little critter is actually your child in disguise.

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  • Girls Pokemon Charizard Costume

    Girls Pokemon Charizard Costume

    Hang on, is that Charmander? No, is it Charmeleon? No, it’s Charizard! There’s no need to Pok√©mon GO anywhere when you’ve got a Charizard costume to put on. Even if Charizard’s fire doesn’t keep you warm, those sleeves and hood sure will. This has got to be the big new thing in Pok√©mon. Pok√©mon GO is soooo last month. Walking around with your phone, trying to find images of little creatures to throw your virtual pok√©balls at? Who needs it. All the cool kids today are playing Pok√©mon LIFE! Why hunt Pok√©mon when you can be a Pok√©mon. That’s right, none of this pretend stuff. Now put on this costume and watch the world around you come to life as one big Pok√©mon gym. See if your trainer can help you defeat other Pok√©mon as you grow stronger and stronger. Pikachu? More like Pika-choose someone else. Squirtle? You stomped that little hurdle. Jiggly Puff? Jiggly had enough (Maybe work on your trash talk)! As Charizard you’ll rule the Pok√©mon land and the Pok√©mon skies.Okay, Pok√©mon LIFE may not actually be a game… yet! Maybe someday it will be. If enough people get Pok√©mon costumes like this one, it definitely will be. Who are we kidding? It probably already is a game somewhere in the world. Like LARPing. Live Action Real Pok√©mon (Okay, also not a real thing). But we do know that everyone loves Charizard. He’s basically a giant fire-breathing dragon. And this costume is both cool enough for a party but practical enough for every day wear. And it’s bright orange! What better color to make sure you always know where your kid is. Just look for the Charizard!

    $39.99 Buy Now
  • Tween Joker Costume

    Tween Joker Costume

    You tend to understand that you can‚Äôt take like too seriously. After all, you will have plenty of time to be serious when you‚Äôre older. Yes, life is to be lived lightly. Except Halloween. Halloween is to be taken very, VERY seriously. It‚Äôs a good thing you have a foolproof idea of how to strike fear into the hearts of your classmates and teachers alike, this year.After all, there is only one thing that scares Batman, and that is the awful agent of chaos known as the Joker. We figure if he‚Äôs scary enough for Batman, he should be scary enough for you, right? This clownish prince of crime doesn’t play by the rules (sound like someone you know?), which troubles the dark knight, who‚Äôs set on keeping order in Gotham‚Ķkinda like your principal. Arrive to class dressed as this evil-doer and watch as the seven kids dressed as Batman all turn ashen, wishing the Batmobile‚Äînot the school bus‚Äîwas coming to pick them up and whisk them to the Batcave. While we know your class will love a good scare, best save your mischief and trickery for after the final bell. After all, the Joker always had impeccable timing. Trick-or-treating will prove a perfect opportunity to run through the neighborhood in this iconic long purple jacket and rubber mask, screaming and laughing like a maniac. Why not even bring your pal dressed as Batman and you can continue your longstanding rivalry and argue all night over who is deserving of the best candy! Our vote is with you. Mostly because you’re terrifying in this costume!

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • 36-Piece Small Orange Pumpkins Set

    36-Piece Small Orange Pumpkins Set

    Every year your family comes to your house in droves. It starts in October, and doesn‚Äôt end until after the New Year. You don’t mind. You love your family, no matter how crazy they can be. The amount of cooking that goes into feeding that many people though, geez louise, so much cooking. But, it’s fun watching the younger kids helping out, mashing potatoes, cutting the sugar cookies, eating the decorating sprinkles when they think you aren’t looking.But, the cooking isn’t the only time consuming part. The amount of decorations that go up can take a few hours. You haul out boxes and boxes. Some contain pretty leaf wreaths. Others have holiday dishes. But, for some reason the one with the plastic pumpkins is gone. This 36-Piece Small Orange Pumpkins Set is the easy replacement for that missing box. They can be strewn around the food table. Adding a little color to the beautiful food you slaved over, and the misshapen sugar cookies the little kids made. And, they are small enough to store with other decorations for next year.

    $14.99 Buy Now
  • Top Gun Flight Dress Girls Costume

    Top Gun Flight Dress Girls Costume

    Here’s the mission goose, we need to fly this plan to dangerous territory. Gear up it’s going to be a bumpy ride.Free flying just like a bird through open sky is beautiful. Once you go up coming down is not something you want to do. Barrel roles, and spiffy maneuvers may make pilots nauseated but are stunning from the air. Once you’re up there the earth looks so small. Pilots can see everything from the sky. As the fighter jet glides through the air everyone holds a sense of awe. A well-designed machine driven by one heck of a talented girl. She knows all the perfect maneuvers. So what if it’s just a fantasy? Fantasies are the place dreams start so they can someday become true. Your pilot can start day dreaming about flight wearing the licensed Girls Top Gun Flight Dress. This licensed movie costume is sure to get kids excited about flying jets. The dress is 100 percent polyester with a zipper front. Patches are attached to the front and sleeve of the costume with a ruffle hemline for a feminine detail. For more polish gold framed aviator glasses come with the costume. Add some cool boots and the look will be complete. Watch as your girl takes off to new levels of flight. Goose and Maverick are excited to meet the new pilot.

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

    You know how in basically every television series that you’ve ever seen that the characters are never seen excusing themselves from dinner to go “use the facilities?” Never prior to heading to an away mission does Picard let his team know that they better use the sonic scrubber for the down below… the Cosby clan never had to complain that in a house filled with kids and spouses that there weren’t enough bathrooms to use… the X-Men never borrowed the lavatory pass at Xavier’s School for Gifted Children. What sort of superpowers did the aliens of Star Trek, the mutants of the Marvel Universe, or a close-knit family in Brooklyn Heights have that they never once in dozens of seasons needed to go to the bathroom?If that kind of break from reality drove you crazy, than you’ll be incredibly comforted by this Toilet Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater which, for once and for all, admits that even the Big Guy up North doesn’t have the magical skills needed to disrupt his own basic biology. All those cookies certainly do the job on the guy. So, you can be comforted by both knowledge and this acrylic knit sweater… while you make everyone else incredibly uncomfortable, anyway.

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  • Women's Prairie Lady Costume

    Women’s Prairie Lady Costume

    Life on the frontier is hard. Like harvesting crops, taking care of the kids, livestock, chores and doing ALL of the cooking hard. And don’t even get us started on about laundry day… those washboards are not fun!! At least on Sundays, you get to put on a fancy dress and feel like a civilized woman. This Prairie Lady costume will have you looking like you just stepped off of the wagon on a 19th century morning. You’ll be ready for church or for shopping for all of the newest fashions at the boutique. It’s the perfect historical look for a true genteel lady of the Wild West!

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  • Mens Disco Shirt

    Mens Disco Shirt

    Y‚Äôknow, disco music sometimes gets a bad rap (heck, there was a whole stadium event where hundreds of kids destroyed disco records in a huge bonfire and then basically started rioting over how much they hated the genre) but we gotta be honest: We‚Äôre big fans! Hear us out: There‚Äôs nothing like a four-on-the-floor drum beat and syncopated electric bass line to get you off your seat and on the floor, ya dig? And those symphonic components‚Ķ? String sections, flutes, horns, and electric piano, sometimes all in one song?! That stuff is LUSH!Also, you can‚Äôt beat a great back story, and a lotta disco songs got ‚Äòem. ‚ÄúDisco Inferno‚Äù by The Trammps – often cited as the first ‚Äúofficial‚Äù disco song (there‚Äôs earlier stuff by The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, and The Jackson 5 that sound like disco, but disco purists often argue that ‚ÄúDisco Inferno‚Äù was the first song that had all the technical and classic elements of a disco song) – was inspired by a scene in the 1974 blockbuster film The Towering Inferno in which a discotheque is caught in the blaze. Le Freak (Freak Out) by Chic was written after the members of Chic were denied entry at Club 54 (the pinnacle nightclub during the disco era). To vent their frustration, they began riffing on a song whose original chorus of the song was ‚ÄúAhhhh, __ Off!‚Äù, which then eventually became ‚ÄúFreak Out‚Äù. And while disco may have died, just before it cashed it out, it gave birth to a new and enduring genre of music with the very first hip hop song, ‚ÄúRapper‚Äôs Delight‚Äù by Sugar Hill Gang (hint: Listen to the song‚Äôs lyrics to find out why the genre became known as ‚Äúhip hop‚Äù).So anyway! You should get this Mens Disco Shirt. It’s got a classic 70s wide collar and front buttons, and it even comes with a black curly wig for an extra sweet ’70s touch. Pair the shirt with some swingin’ bell bottomed slacks and platform shoes, and you’ll be ready Le Freak your way to a good time!

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  • Boys Union Officer Costume

    Boys Union Officer Costume

    Is your child a historian in training? How many civil war generals can he name? Has he begged you to go to the famous civil war sites like Gettysburg and Antietam? Have you ever considered enrolling him in Civil War reenactment? There is a lot of pride in remembering the brutal Civil War of 1861-1865. The people who fought so hard to keep our country together and emancipate the enslaved population should always be remembered. Brainy kids tend to be interested in the Civil War. Anything can start a fascination with this complicated part in history. Maybe your child saw or read a version of The Red Badge of Courage. Maybe it started with a love of Abraham Lincoln and expanded from there, it happens to a lot of people. One day you’re trying on a top hat and beard, learning the Gettysburg address. The next day you want to know where Gettysburg is, what happened there, and why. Once your kid has an interest, how do you support him? This costume would work great to dress up for speech as Officer James Thomas kirk if your child has a school project. The double breasted button jacket and striped pant would help your child feel in character at a civil war reenactment, either as a drummer boy or a soldier. Just choose the hat that goes with the rank your child wants to assume. Maybe your kid has visions of a dignified Halloween costume or a special outfit for the 4th of July parade planned. Whatever this uniform is for, your history enthusiast is sure to make our boys in blue proud.

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  • Mini LED Strobe Light with Thunder

    Mini LED Strobe Light with Thunder

    You don’t want Halloween to be boring at your house. Last year you had a pretty nice set up with spider webs and a motion activated ghost. But this year you need something to heighten the fright factor on your front porch. You need something to scare all the neighborhood kids who will come dressed as super heroes, and princesses, and looking for some candy.This mini strobe light is going to transform any space into a frightening nightmare! The mini LED strobe light is battery operated and even includes thunder sound effects. Also includes adjustable flash speed, mounting bracket for hanging or standing, and high light intensity. Your porch will be the scariest place in the neighborhood, and no one will leave your house without screaming when you add this strobe thundering light.

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  • Child Rocket Ship Costume

    Child Rocket Ship Costume

    Houston, we have lift off!We’ve asked many kids what they want to be when they grow up. And sure, most of them say fireman, policewoman, or president. Sometimes they astronaut. And then those special kids, the incredibly imaginative ones, say rocket ship. Your kid is like that. They like to draw all day, sometimes schematic looking things. Which is weird because they are like 4 years old. But those drawings are so adorable. Your little guy is so enthusiastic about space. And he really, wants to be a space ship. Well, before you tell him he can’t be a space ship, why not let him dress up as one?This Child Rocket Ship Costume is perfect for those kids who have strong imaginations. Those kids who want to be a rocket ship, but maybe will grow up to be engineers one day. Or maybe they will grow up to be actors, citing the moment you put this rocket ship costume on them as the moment they knew anything was possible. And maybe in a year your kid will change their mind, and tell you they want to be a police officer, or a fireman, or the first woman president. Or maybe they will just enjoy being able to fly through the stars. Jumping up, and down, getting ready for take off.

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  • Child Popeye Costume

    Child Popeye Costume

    It looks like someone has been religiously eating their spinach! Which is surprising given the way that most kids feel about spinach. But hey, we think it’s great! Who better to promote eating their veggies than the original strong, funny, tough sailor, Popeye?Even though Popeye often found himself in sticky situations, he always found a way out of it by using his brawn Рfueled by his love of spinach. Some may say that he wasn’t the sharpest sailor on the high seas, but we think that’s ok Рwe all have our strengths. Plus, Olive Oyl loved him all the same, even if he didn’t always have the right answers or proper manners. Regardless, he was way better than Bluto anyway!This Child Popeye Costume will give your child big muscles just like Popeye without having to waste all that time doing arm curls with weights (or eating spinach, though that would be an added bonus!). Steal back Olive Oyl from your nemesis Bluto in this officially licensed costume. The costume comes with blue polyester pants that have an elastic waist for a comfortable fit Рit can fit their ever-expanding muscles! The black short-sleeve polyester top comes with a red collar for added detail. Lest we forget about the most important part Рthe muscles! Рlet’s talk about the flesh colored foam muscles that have a black anchor tattoo for a look truly worthy of the seas. Top off the look with the yellow belt with a gold buckle and a white sailor cap.

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  • Child Class Nerd Costume

    Child Class Nerd Costume

    If media is to be believed, the 50s and 60s were an unbearable time to be a kid if you weren’t the ringleader of a gang of little street toughs. Terror stalked the playgrounds. It used to be kids would go to any lengths to avoid being called a nerd and having their underwear pulled up into a wedgie, their hair swirled in a toilet or having their beloved collectible merchandise stomped on.Now, there’s a Star Wars movie every year, video games are a billion-dollar, unstigmatized industry, and knowing a lot about comic books means having the secret key to what’s going to happen in movies and TV shows instead of a secret shame to be hidden. Everybody saves their childhood treasures, assuming they’ll be worth something someday when Digimon and Street Sharks get really popular again. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye aren’t just public intellectuals; they’re cool dudes we love to see shut down people we disagree with. Nerds rule the world. Kids are fighting over who knows the most about Grand Admiral Thrawn and Beta Ray Bill. Prove your nerd credentials once and for all with this Kids Nerd Costume.This Kids Nerd Costume is a one-piece jumpsuit because if there’s one thing nerds love, it’s utilitarianism. The top of the jumpsuit looks like a white, short sleeve collared shirt with a bow tie––still the ultimate markers of a dweeb––and the bottom is blue, green, orange and white plaid pants. Look, you’re supposed to look like a dork; it’s not supposed to be a good combination. A soft brown belt with a silver buckle is also included, because you know an old-school nerd’s pants never fit quite right. Pair with taped spectacles, pencils (nerds love to erase), and a calculator for the full package. If you really want a home run, I have 3 words for you: Propellor. Beanie. Hat. You’re welcome.

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  • Child Peace & Love Hippie Costume

    Child Peace & Love Hippie Costume

    Someone once famously said that all you need is love. We think we also need nachos, gas money, and cool stuff to watch on TV, but peace and love are definitely on that list, too. When your little gal is wearing this groovy Peace & Love Hippie Costume, she can help spread some good vibes, and everyone can just, like, mellow out, man!While this hip look will let your kid to show how much she digs universal love and world peace, there are a bunch of other things she could do to get into the groove even more. She could start a jam band with her pals and go on tour around the block, putting on folk festivals for the neighbors (trust us, once they put on a mini-Woodstock, lemonade stands will be a cinch). Or, if she’s getting ready for Halloween, she could make flower garlands to give to her fellow trick-or-treaters to add a little good karma to the festivities. Nothing brings harmony to a bunch of kids dressed up as different monsters, superheroes, and cartoon characters like flowers and groovy jams!Okay, maybe all kids these days aren’t into vintage hippie stuff, but that totally won’t stop your little one from having a blast in her costume! This wild dress and the matching headband have symbols of peace and love printed all over them. It also comes with a fringed faux suede vest attached to the dress, along with some matching boot covers. If she needs any pointers for cool accessories to go with her retro ensemble, anything beaded or tie dyed will be just far-out, man!

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