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  • Child Halo Red Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    Child Halo Red Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    We may have defeated all of the Halo rings, and Master Chief even took down the Forerunners, but there is still danger out there in the vast universe. There is still darkness lurking in the far reaches of outer space that we humans have only been able to fathom until now.It’s time to see the return of the Spartans. A new age of young men and women moving out to take on the monsters, intelligent or lacking, who threaten to wipe us off the slate of this dimension. We need more heroes as powerful as the likes of John 117. The only problem with that is you can’t just jump right into that 800 pound suit. John started his training when he was barely in school and that’s what his entire life was. He would train all day, every day and then sleep whenever he’s not. There isn’t too much time for actually being a kid, and for us adults, it’s a little too late to become as powerful as any spartan.This might be a little more difficult than we anticipated… We might have a bit of a solution.We could send out great videos of the old Spartans beating the tar out of everyone in his path so that everyone across the universe are scared out of their alien pants of anybody resembling a Spartan. Then we dress up our children in these sweet red muscle chest costumes. Aliens will assume that all we do with our children is train them to be incredible armored warriors. They’ll then quickly realize we’re not worth the fight, then immediately turn their ship around. You’re welcome for our simple, but effective solution.

    $44.99 Halo Costumes
  • Child Halo Blue Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    Child Halo Blue Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    We may have defeated all of the Halo rings, and Master Chief even took down the Forerunners, but there is still danger out there in the vast universe. There is still darkness lurking in the far reaches of outer space that we humans have only been able to fathom until now.It’s time to see the return of the Spartans. A new age of young men and women moving out to take on the monsters, intelligent or lacking, who threaten to wipe us off the slate of this dimension. We need more heroes as powerful as the likes of John 117. The only problem with that is you can’t just jump right into that 800 pound suit. John started his training when he was barely in school and that’s what his entire life was. He would train all day, every day and then sleep whenever he’s not. There isn’t too much time for actually being a kid, and for us adults, it’s a little too late to become as powerful as any spartan.This might be a little more difficult than we anticipated… We might have a bit of a solution.We could send out great videos of the old Spartans beating the tar out of everyone in his path so that everyone across the universe are scared out of their alien pants of anybody resembling a Spartan. Then we dress up our children in these sweet blue muscle chest costumes. Aliens will assume that all we do with our children is train them to be incredible armored warriors. They’ll then quickly realize we’re not worth the fight, then immediately turn their ship around. You’re welcome for our simple, but effective solution.

    $44.99 Halo Costumes
  • Infant Monster Boo Costume

    Infant Monster Boo Costume

    We work tirelessly in the lab to create the best of the best. It is through the work of our costuming scientists that we’ve seen some of the most ferocious creatures brought to life. Between demonic cyborgs, mecha-werewolves, an alchemically created fire-breathing 16 foot tall pixie, and an entire army’s worth of animated zombie-hulks, there is no limit to the astonishing denizens of the world of darkness that we can bring about.Of course, in a creation lab like ours, we have to work just as tirelessly to make sure that there aren’t any mistakes. When you’re talking about animating the stitched-together remains of ideal specimens, it is crucial that everything is labeled properly and each component merged with the appropriate ones! But, there is something that they don’t’ tell you about that word ‘tirelessly.’ Thing is… it makes a person really tired! We’ve all heard what happened when an errant human brain was put into a reanimation experiment and things went … “abnormal,” we believe the word was? Well, ha! That’s not happening again!But, here’s the thing. We did accidentally use “adorably cute kiddo brain” in our last creation and things went unexpectedly squeeee! We don’t expect frightening rage this time around, but we do have this Infant Monster Boo Costume that is now looking for the perfect home. This velvety one-piece jumpsuit has the iconic look from the Frankenstein Monster along with the fuzzy haired 3D bolted green hoodie and all fits perfectly thanks to the futuristic wonder of Velcro. We can promise no torches and pitchforks for this adorable wonder, but it’ll still gather mobs of folks wanting to pinch a few cheeks!

    $29.99 Frankenstein Costumes
  • Men's OppoSuits Bloody Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Bloody Suit

    What is a forensic blood splatter analyst to wear to his Christmas party? He can’t wear the same ugly sweater that he has worn to every Christmas party since he started going to the parties. He can’t wear a plain suit, he doesn‚Äôt want to just blend in with all the other analysts. He wants to stand out. To be unique. Although if he is going to be a robin hood like serial killer on the side…maybe he should try to blend in a little more.Blood splatter patterns look pretty interesting. We could have easily made it ink splatters to create the same pattern, but that would have been less cool. Besides bright red blood looks pretty nice against a solid white background. The way the blood collects in sporadic globs, and smaller droplets is almost mesmerizing to look at.So this December don’t wear an ugly sweater to your Christmas party. Wear something with style. Something with a little panache. Wear this Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit. (Try and say that five times fast.) Not only will you be best dressed, but you will be mesmerizing to look at. This is a great time to show everybody how interesting it is to be a forensic blood splatter analyst. Just maybe try not to go all serial killer at the party. No need to give anyone a first hand demonstration of how blood splatter patterns can be made with broken Christmas tree ornaments.

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Mr. Pink Summer Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Mr. Pink Summer Suit

    Pink gets a pretty bad rap if you think about it. Somehow we’ve narrowed it down to the girly girls. If someone is having a newborn baby girl, people buy her pink stuff. Just think about all the different shades of pink you might have seen on the latest super spoiled girls reality show. Pink purses, pink cars, pink clothes.But the truth is, pink is better than that. Pink is vibrant and expressive and fun. Pink is the color of comfort and style. Pink is bubblegum and beach trips and summer. It’s not quite formal enough to be red, but not too bland that it fades away into the background. Pink is a multi-dimensional color, and deserves to be treated that way. And harsh as it sounds, sometimes you’ll get picked on for wearing pink. If you take the chance and let your pink flag fly, people might have a hard time looking past the bold choice and seeing it for what it is. (Really, we think they’re probably just jealous they’re not wearing it themselves.)So here’s your chance to wear this awesome shade in an outfit that does the color justice. The ensemble is made up of a 100% polyester poplin and satin fabric short-sleeved jacket (two buttons at center and two side pockets) and cuffed shorts with zipper fly (the shorts have pockets at the hip). There’s a self-tying necktie (because the coolest dudes tie their own ties), and the outfit can be completed by adding one of our top hats and canes. Make the bold choice at your next party and put on some pink!

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Bloody Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Bloody Suit

    What is a forensic blood splatter analyst to wear to his Christmas party? He can’t wear the same ugly sweater that he has worn to every Christmas party since he started going to the parties. He can’t wear a plain suit, he doesn‚Äôt want to just blend in with all the other analysts. He wants to stand out. To be unique. Although if he is going to be a robin hood like serial killer on the side…maybe he should try to blend in a little more.Blood splatter patterns look pretty interesting. We could have easily made it ink splatters to create the same pattern, but that would have been less cool. Besides bright red blood looks pretty nice against a solid white background. The way the blood collects in sporadic globs, and smaller droplets is almost mesmerizing to look at.So this December don’t wear an ugly sweater to your Christmas party. Wear something with style. Something with a little panache. Wear this Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit. (Try and say that five times fast.) Not only will you be best dressed, but you will be mesmerizing to look at. This is a great time to show everybody how interesting it is to be a forensic blood splatter analyst. Just maybe try not to go all serial killer at the party. No need to give anyone a first hand demonstration of how blood splatter patterns can be made with broken Christmas tree ornaments.

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Blue Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Blue Suit

    Ever watch an old cop movie or TV show where a witness specifically notes that a guy wasn’t wearing a coat and tie? Not so long ago, that was enough of an oddity to not just merit a comment, but to make you an official suspicious character. After all, back then everybody dressed to the nines, from business executives to mobsters to grocery clerks. What kind of weirdo would dare leave the house without a coat and tie? You might as well be strolling down the sidewalk without pants.These days, of course, if you show up at an informal event wearing a coat and tie, people are more likely to ask you what the special occasion is. But even though we’re now living in the era of t-shirts and cargo shorts, there are still plenty of folks who appreciate the classic style of menswear. Jazz musicians, for one. Also blues musicians. And guys in ska bands. And swing bands. And ‘80s synth-rock bands. Huh, maybe it’s mostly a music thing. Do fictional private eyes count?Whether you’re an aspiring musician or just an appreciator of the flashy fashions of days gone by, you’ll look your dapper best in this eye-catching blue polyester, slim-fit suit. The ensemble includes a two-button, fully lined jacket, long-cut trousers with front and back pockets, and a matching tie Рa real one, not a clip-on, as befits a classy gentleman. It’s a bright, bold look that puts you right at home in the 1940s, the 1980s, or just about anywhere in between.

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Hanging Bride with Rose in Hands

    Hanging Bride with Rose in Hands

    This once beautiful bride might have been left at the altar by her fiancé with cold feet. Perhaps his heart belonged to another. Unfortunately, there was no happy ending…only an eternity of mourning. This poor bride died of a broken heart, and made it her mission to walk the afterworld searching for true love.Now this Hanging Bride with Rose in Hands is ready to come to your home to do a little seasonal haunting. She comes to you dressed for her wedding, eyes rimmed with red from hours of crying. Don’t let the sad story scare you off, we know she has “baggage.” Hauntings usually happen after a tragic death—it’s perfectly normal.Add this hanging bride decoration for an extra spooky dimension to your décor! It looks especially eerie hanging from a porch—now you can tell her story to passersby. Hopefully she will find her real soul mate in spirit form so she can finally be at peace.

    $54.99 Indoor and Home Decorations
  • Infant / Toddler Ghostbusters Costume

    Infant / Toddler Ghostbusters Costume

    When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, it’s probably not a good idea to call an adorable toddler. You’re much better off calling the professionals, by which we mean Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz and the boys who call themselves the Ghostbusters. They actually know what to do when it comes to paranormal activity. Toddlers… not so much. In fact, we can pretty much guarantee that a toddler would not be any help when it comes to fighting ghosts. Not only because it’s a toddler, but also because you’d be trying to fight the ghost (wielding a proton pack, no less. Definitely not kid friendly) while also making sure your toddler didn’t accidentally transport himself into a paranormal dimension (it happened one time!). Definitely not something you need battling an oozing ghoul.On the other hand, toddlers are adorable, and toddler ghostbusters are even more adorable, simply because any toddler dressed up as a profession is the cutest thing ever. So you’d be really tempted to call your toddler instead of the Ghostbusters, but again, let us assure you, that is a mistake. Took us like three weeks to get the last one out of that paranormal dimension, and his hair is still green. But, ghost busting is a growing industry, and you want your toddler to be able to provide for himself when she’s older, so maybe it’s a good idea to get her excited about joining the team. She doesn’t have to take any calls or drive the Ecto-1 (Doesn’t even have a license!), but she’s a born ghostbuster and when she’s old enough she’ll be the best recruit there is. And she’ll still be adorable in the uniform!

    $19.99 Ghostbusters Costumes
  • Adult Deluxe Ant-Man Costume

    Adult Deluxe Ant-Man Costume

    If you could have one super power, what would it be? The ability to fly? Super strength? The power to turn invisible or leap giant buildings in a single bound? Maybe you‚Äôd like to be able to read minds, or control the weather, or even create inter-dimensional portals that linked different galaxies?What?You want to control ants?That‚Äôs‚Ķ that‚Äôs nice, we guess. You could‚Ķ wreak havoc on your enemies‚Äô picnics.Then again, that whole ant thing really worked well for Scott Lang, AKA Ant-Man. He was able to turn his whole life around and even become a member of the Avengers. Then again, he couldn‚Äôt have done all that without his amazing suit, which allowed him to shrink himself and other things down to ant-size (obviously). Actually, he could shrink even smaller‚Äîto sub-microscopic size‚Äîand wander through all sorts of cool ‚Äúsubatomic universes.‚Äù He‚Äôs even saved the world a few times, despite his miniscule size. We guess it‚Äôs true when they say good things sometimes come in small packages.Okay, you‚Äôve convinced us: controlling ants could be really cool. But if you‚Äôre going to go down that road, you need to dress for the part‚Äîstarting with this Adult Deluxe Ant-Man Costume. The officially-licensed costume will turn you into Scott Lang, or at least as close as we can get you without getting our hands on Hank Pym‚Äôs groundbreaking ‚ÄúPym particles‚Äù serum. The jumpsuit is full of fiberfill padding in the chest and shoulders to give you a super muscular look, and the authentic-looking mask is held snuggly in place with an elastic security band. There are also boot covers so you look good from head to toe. In fact, we daresay you’ll look… brilli-ant.

    $54.99 Ant-Man Costumes
  • Women's Punisher Costume

    Women’s Punisher Costume

    Why should should bad guys get your mercy? After all, they would never show you any mercy and they’re the type of baddies that would come into your neighborhood and stink up the joint with their villainous plots and nefarious activities without a second thought. Yes, it takes firm action to put those criminals in their place. It takes a ruthless attitude to clean the streets of your city. It takes…a really awesome Punisher costume to run those bad guys out of town! Why? Because the Punisher never shows the bad guys an ounce of respect after what they did. If you want to be a ruthless anti-hero, you definitely want to emulate Frank Castle. This Womens Punisher Costume brings you the finest in villain vanquishing attire. Based on the Marvel Comics anti-hero, the form-fitting jumpsuit comes with the deadly skull symbol designed right into the front, so you can start your foray into the superhero game with a bang. The belt comes with pouches on it, so you can look ready for a fire fight no matter where you are, whether that’s the crowded streets of New York City, or just at a costume party. Just make sure that you come armed to the teeth, since those baddies (or other costume party goers) won’t go down without a fight!

    $54.99 Adult Superhero Costumes
  • Men's OppoSuits Bloody Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Bloody Suit

    What is a forensic blood splatter analyst to wear to his Christmas party? He can’t wear the same ugly sweater that he has worn to every Christmas party since he started going to the parties. He can’t wear a plain suit, he doesn‚Äôt want to just blend in with all the other analysts. He wants to stand out. To be unique. Although if he is going to be a robin hood like serial killer on the side…maybe he should try to blend in a little more.Blood splatter patterns look pretty interesting. We could have easily made it ink splatters to create the same pattern, but that would have been less cool. Besides bright red blood looks pretty nice against a solid white background. The way the blood collects in sporadic globs, and smaller droplets is almost mesmerizing to look at.So this December don’t wear an ugly sweater to your Christmas party. Wear something with style. Something with a little panache. Wear this Mens Opposuits Bloody Suit. (Try and say that five times fast.) Not only will you be best dressed, but you will be mesmerizing to look at. This is a great time to show everybody how interesting it is to be a forensic blood splatter analyst. Just maybe try not to go all serial killer at the party. No need to give anyone a first hand demonstration of how blood splatter patterns can be made with broken Christmas tree ornaments.

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Green Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Green Suit

    More suit colors, please!So, you got yourself a new job that requires you to wear a suit. Black, navy and gray are pretty much your options. Pretty boring, right? We think there should be more options and so does Opposuits. This Mens Opposuits Green Suit is one of the gems we have to offer you. Far and away from those dull colors that all the other guys are wearing, it’s great for any time you want to look a little green or when you plan on celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in style. And hey, it’s a suit, so you can wear it to that new job you got too! Cha-ching!THE REAL DEALSlim fit style and a real suit, this dynamic suit set is a real suit set, It comes with the jacket, pants, and matching tie. The suit jacket is fully lined, with a classic 2 button front closure. The pants are hemmed, slightly long for styling, and secure with a button and hook and loop closure. This set is 100 percent polyester (and 200% amazing, according to the label)!A St. Patrick’s Day to rememberSure, this suit looks great in the parade or for going out to the pub on St. Patty’s Day, but let’s face it. Green is a stylish selection for many other events, too! You might enjoy doing an Irish jig at the St. Pat’s party, but we’re sure you’ll look equally great busting a move at that big wedding when you choose this stylish Opposuits green suit. When in doubt as to which color suit to wear to your next event, just take our advice: go green!

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Blue Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Blue Suit

    Ever watch an old cop movie or TV show where a witness specifically notes that a guy wasn’t wearing a coat and tie? Not so long ago, that was enough of an oddity to not just merit a comment, but to make you an official suspicious character. After all, back then everybody dressed to the nines, from business executives to mobsters to grocery clerks. What kind of weirdo would dare leave the house without a coat and tie? You might as well be strolling down the sidewalk without pants.These days, of course, if you show up at an informal event wearing a coat and tie, people are more likely to ask you what the special occasion is. But even though we’re now living in the era of t-shirts and cargo shorts, there are still plenty of folks who appreciate the classic style of menswear. Jazz musicians, for one. Also blues musicians. And guys in ska bands. And swing bands. And ‘80s synth-rock bands. Huh, maybe it’s mostly a music thing. Do fictional private eyes count?Whether you’re an aspiring musician or just an appreciator of the flashy fashions of days gone by, you’ll look your dapper best in this eye-catching blue polyester, slim-fit suit. The ensemble includes a two-button, fully lined jacket, long-cut trousers with front and back pockets, and a matching tie Рa real one, not a clip-on, as befits a classy gentleman. It’s a bright, bold look that puts you right at home in the 1940s, the 1980s, or just about anywhere in between.

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Men's OppoSuits Blue Suit

    Men’s OppoSuits Blue Suit

    Ever watch an old cop movie or TV show where a witness specifically notes that a guy wasn’t wearing a coat and tie? Not so long ago, that was enough of an oddity to not just merit a comment, but to make you an official suspicious character. After all, back then everybody dressed to the nines, from business executives to mobsters to grocery clerks. What kind of weirdo would dare leave the house without a coat and tie? You might as well be strolling down the sidewalk without pants.These days, of course, if you show up at an informal event wearing a coat and tie, people are more likely to ask you what the special occasion is. But even though we’re now living in the era of t-shirts and cargo shorts, there are still plenty of folks who appreciate the classic style of menswear. Jazz musicians, for one. Also blues musicians. And guys in ska bands. And swing bands. And ‘80s synth-rock bands. Huh, maybe it’s mostly a music thing. Do fictional private eyes count?Whether you’re an aspiring musician or just an appreciator of the flashy fashions of days gone by, you’ll look your dapper best in this eye-catching blue polyester, slim-fit suit. The ensemble includes a two-button, fully lined jacket, long-cut trousers with front and back pockets, and a matching tie Рa real one, not a clip-on, as befits a classy gentleman. It’s a bright, bold look that puts you right at home in the 1940s, the 1980s, or just about anywhere in between.

    $99.99 Opposuits
  • Women's Plus Size Sailor Corset Costume

    Women’s Plus Size Sailor Corset Costume

    All aboard!Set sail for fun times on the high seas this Halloween in this Plus Size Sailor Corset Costume! Get ready to brave the seven seas, you‚Äôll be riding the waves in style this year, all while decked out in our Plus Size Sailor Corset Costume. We can almost bet you’ll be going from skipper to the captain of the ship in no time!This sexy red, white and blue sailor uniform will show off all of your curves in all the right places and even includes the classically cute sailor hat so that you can salute your fellow sailors with the best of them. All eyes will be on you while you‚Äôre wearing this cute and sassy red, white, and, blue costume. Want to turn your costume up another notch? Our temporary Sailor Pin Up Tattoos will be the perfect sultry addition to this already awesome costume, making you completely irresistible to the other sailors on the sea.Grab a pair of our white thigh high stockings and throw on pair of sexy red heels. You can even have your man dress up in our mens sailor costume or a Navy suit, for a spectacular sea themed duo. We have to say that nautical has never looked so good. Add a pair of white thigh high stockings, a white petticoat, and some red high heels to really make this look set sail. Dock the anchor so you and your crew can get the party started.

    $79.99 Sailor Costumes
  • Men's Native American Chief Costume

    Men’s Native American Chief Costume

    Here we have our mens Native American inspired costume. It consists of a pullover tunic and faux suede pants. It comes in dark chocolate brown and also comes in plus sizes. But the best part? There is a copious amount of fringe on both the chest and legs. Who doesn’t like fringe?So, we’re not going to lie. We may have had an office competition for who could do the coolest dance while wearing this costume. You know why? The fringe, of course. You see, when you wear fringe, any move you make is intensified by the fringe. The more movement the better, plus this costume allows for a lot of motion since it’s sleeveless. In this outfit, you will look amazing if you do any of the following (although we recommend removing any headwear first): the Charleston, swing dance, stomp dancing, tap dancing, break dancing, or even the Ministry of Silly Walks homage.The outfit, of course, is not responsible for any pulled muscles you might incur while getting creative with your dance moves. It simply aims to inspire, not incapacitate. We say this because of the results of our office competition. It escalated quite quickly to straight up acrobatics in the lunchroom. It didn’t end well. But hey, the contestants and their fringe looked awesome the whole time!

    $44.99 Adult Native American Costumes
  • Child Ghostbusters Deluxe Stay Puft Costume

    Child Ghostbusters Deluxe Stay Puft Costume

    What happens when an Ancient Sumerian (not Babylonian) god gets summoned in the middle of New York City, takes the form of the giant beloved mascot for a marshmallow company, and starts smashing buildings? It’s only the most adorably terrifying thing you’ll ever see! How such a massive monster can seem so cute and hug-able, while it simultaneously stomps on cars and makes people flee for their lives, is a total mystery to us.Unfortunately, this kind of thing only happens in movies, so we may never get to figure out why those kinds of monsters look so sweet and scary. But when you dress your little one up in this Deluxe Stay Puft Costume, they can go on their own adorable little rampage, just like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man did in the spooky classic comedy Ghostbusters! You probably won’t have any problem thinking they’re the cutest monster ever, though, mainly because they won’t be 100 feet tall and made of trans-dimensional ectoplasm.Your little buddy will be as soft and cuddly as the marshmallows they look like they’re made of in this plush costume, which features attached shoe covers and mitts that can be flipped back for extra comfort. The matching hood is embroidered with Mr. Stay Puft’s happy smiling face, and has an attached sailor cap for the complete marshmallow man look. You won’t have to cross the streams to stop this little monster; just eating some candy and watching Ghostbusters together should do the trick!

    $49.99 Ghostbusters Costumes
  • Child Halo Red Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    Child Halo Red Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    We may have defeated all of the Halo rings, and Master Chief even took down the Forerunners, but there is still danger out there in the vast universe. There is still darkness lurking in the far reaches of outer space that we humans have only been able to fathom until now.It’s time to see the return of the Spartans. A new age of young men and women moving out to take on the monsters, intelligent or lacking, who threaten to wipe us off the slate of this dimension. We need more heroes as powerful as the likes of John 117. The only problem with that is you can’t just jump right into that 800 pound suit. John started his training when he was barely in school and that’s what his entire life was. He would train all day, every day and then sleep whenever he’s not. There isn’t too much time for actually being a kid, and for us adults, it’s a little too late to become as powerful as any spartan.This might be a little more difficult than we anticipated… We might have a bit of a solution.We could send out great videos of the old Spartans beating the tar out of everyone in his path so that everyone across the universe are scared out of their alien pants of anybody resembling a Spartan. Then we dress up our children in these sweet red muscle chest costumes. Aliens will assume that all we do with our children is train them to be incredible armored warriors. They’ll then quickly realize we’re not worth the fight, then immediately turn their ship around. You’re welcome for our simple, but effective solution.

    $44.99 Halo Costumes
  • Juniors Portal Sentry Costume Hoodie

    Juniors Portal Sentry Costume Hoodie

    If you’re looking for a new job, we have a pretty good one as long as you can meet some very specific criteria. Do you like to stand up all day waiting for unsuspecting people to cross your path? Do you find yourself often wondering about cake? Do you enjoy whispering in a hollow mechanical voice? If this describes you you should really join our testing facilities. You also get to wear this Womens Portal Sentry Costume Hoodie. You’ll fit right in with the rest of the sentrys, and you can get to work helping our many other applicants try out all of our fun products like our anti-gravity mats and portal guns! If this sounds good to you, all you need is this Portal hoodie and we can get started.

    $19.99 Portal Costumes
  • Shiny Hero Cape

    Shiny Hero Cape

    Our office has been back and forth about whether or not you can be a superhero without a cape, seemingly since we started here. Sure, it doesn’t help you fly, or give you superpowers, or even deflect bullets (unless it’s made of some high tech kevlar… you’re going to have to call up Batman for one of those). But, even without practical benefits, having a cape is a certainly a status symbol for the caped heroes of the world. If you’re in the pro-cape camp, make sure you have this red shiny cape as a part of your heroic look. Whether you’re fighting crime, interdimensional villains, or you just want to look awesome standing in a slight breeze, this cape will be the perfect complement to your costume.

    $49.99 Superhero Accessories
  • Child Halo Blue Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    Child Halo Blue Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    We may have defeated all of the Halo rings, and Master Chief even took down the Forerunners, but there is still danger out there in the vast universe. There is still darkness lurking in the far reaches of outer space that we humans have only been able to fathom until now.It’s time to see the return of the Spartans. A new age of young men and women moving out to take on the monsters, intelligent or lacking, who threaten to wipe us off the slate of this dimension. We need more heroes as powerful as the likes of John 117. The only problem with that is you can’t just jump right into that 800 pound suit. John started his training when he was barely in school and that’s what his entire life was. He would train all day, every day and then sleep whenever he’s not. There isn’t too much time for actually being a kid, and for us adults, it’s a little too late to become as powerful as any spartan.This might be a little more difficult than we anticipated… We might have a bit of a solution.We could send out great videos of the old Spartans beating the tar out of everyone in his path so that everyone across the universe are scared out of their alien pants of anybody resembling a Spartan. Then we dress up our children in these sweet blue muscle chest costumes. Aliens will assume that all we do with our children is train them to be incredible armored warriors. They’ll then quickly realize we’re not worth the fight, then immediately turn their ship around. You’re welcome for our simple, but effective solution.

    $44.99 Halo Costumes
  • Sexy Grand Slam Costume

    Sexy Grand Slam Costume

    There is a certain sort of magic that comes about America’s favorite pastime that captivates us all. Even if we’re not especially into sportsball, we can identify with a team or a mascot. Whether we’re into the American League of Professional Baseball, the League of Their Own, or just aim to defeat our friends in a delightful bout of Fantasy Baseball, we can relate to the joy that comes from a good romp of physical competition.But, whether it is America’s pastime or not, it is rather seasonal. April to September might bring us a wealth of games, plus a handful of post-seasonal fun in October. But, what are we to do the rest of the time?Well, you can certainly keep the festivities of the Baseball season alive while also kicking back to enjoy the downtime with this casual and Sexy Grand Slam costume. Batter up, because this ensemble includes the perfect balance of sporty baseball couture, at-home comfort, and party time fun. The light blue pin-stripe shirt-dress features navy blue sleeves and front snaps as well as the “Grand Slam” text appliquéd in shimmering sequins along the chest and the team number “10” printed on the back and the left hip in matching red. Hanging low enough to function as a short dress, the sporty wear may make you look ready to lounge in a menswear jersey, but the navy blue polyester shorts and knee-high navy athletic socks prove that you’re the base-runner on this team! The look finishes up with a bright red baseball cap, but you will be all prepared to take it to home base with a bat, ball, and glove accessories set.

    $49.99 Baseball Costumes
  • Child Halo Red Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    Child Halo Red Spartan Muscle Chest Costume

    We may have defeated all of the Halo rings, and Master Chief even took down the Forerunners, but there is still danger out there in the vast universe. There is still darkness lurking in the far reaches of outer space that we humans have only been able to fathom until now.It’s time to see the return of the Spartans. A new age of young men and women moving out to take on the monsters, intelligent or lacking, who threaten to wipe us off the slate of this dimension. We need more heroes as powerful as the likes of John 117. The only problem with that is you can’t just jump right into that 800 pound suit. John started his training when he was barely in school and that’s what his entire life was. He would train all day, every day and then sleep whenever he’s not. There isn’t too much time for actually being a kid, and for us adults, it’s a little too late to become as powerful as any spartan.This might be a little more difficult than we anticipated… We might have a bit of a solution.We could send out great videos of the old Spartans beating the tar out of everyone in his path so that everyone across the universe are scared out of their alien pants of anybody resembling a Spartan. Then we dress up our children in these sweet red muscle chest costumes. Aliens will assume that all we do with our children is train them to be incredible armored warriors. They’ll then quickly realize we’re not worth the fight, then immediately turn their ship around. You’re welcome for our simple, but effective solution.

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