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  • Sexy Disco Diva Dress Costume

    Sexy Disco Diva Dress Costume

    If there’s something wrong with channeling all the negativity in a person’s life into dance, we don’t want to be right. What else would we do with a whole lot of extra pent-up frustration and foiled ambition? Nothing could be as much fun as squishing it beneath the sleek and fashionable heels of our kneehigh go-go boots! In fact, every few months we like to take a trip to the local disco club and work out all our problems beneath a shimmering disco ball to some of the catchiest music ever recorded. We think that’s a strategy that could make a lot of other people feel better, too, and we hope you agree. But maybe that sounds crazy. Maybe you’d rather just sit around in silence, like so many other people seem to prefer. That’s gonna make our mission a lot tougher! Help us help you by trying on this Sexy Disco Diva Dress and stepping out there on the dance floor. We’re certain that with some matching boogie shoes or roller skates, an outfit like this will improve anybody’s mood. And if it doesn’t? Well, that hasn’t happened so far, but we’d tentatively suggest cranking up the music and shaking it even harder. Sometimes all that bad stuff can be kind of sticky, you know?Do us a favor: if our method works for you, would you pass it on? The only thing that would make us happier than one person wearing a Sexy Disco Diva Dress and dancing til they feel better is everyone putting on a Sexy Disco Diva Dress and feeling better together!

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  • Pirate Skull Ring

    Pirate Skull Ring

    Sometimes when you’re a pirate you have to make sure everybody around you knows that you’re the one in charge and you mean business. One of the most effective ways to do that is by wearing skulls or bones wherever you can. The problem with this is that although it does establish your toughness, bones just aren’t a very pretty thing to wear by themselves and they can smell a little bit too much for people to be able to, let alone want to stick around and listen to what you have to say. Get a load of this skull ring though. It can both show your power as captain and show off your wealth. There’s absolutely no smell to it either so the rest of the crew can respect you as the only person on the ship who bothers to shower every now and then. Not a pirate? This also works great for a vampire or goth costume.

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  • Child Affordable Batman Mask

    Child Affordable Batman Mask

    Every good superhero knows they need to keep their identity a secret if they want to protect the ones they love.It should come as no surprise then that Batman (the smartest superhero in the DC Universe) is smart enough to cover his face and mask his voice when he’s out protecting Gotham. How terrible would it be if the Joker or Two-Face knew his identity? It would be devastating. Wayne estate would be on fire with in a matter of hours.Which is exactly why your kid is demanding a mask. They’re trying to keep you safe by keeping their identity a secret. Just let them don this Child Affordable Batman Mask and they can speed off to fight crime without endangering their family or home. Or, you know, run around the living room screaming something about being the “Dark Knight.” Either way, the mask is a must.

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  • Kids Darth Vader Costume

    Kids Darth Vader Costume

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.Has your kid tried talking while breathing yet? He saw Darth Vader do it, now he tries to copy the heavy breathing/talking. You can’t tell him to talk normal, it would be a little hypocritical to tell him to stop doing what you did as a kid. At least he doesn‚Äôt talk into the fan to get the same mechanical voice….Not yet at least.Let’s be honest if you could you would walk around in full Vader get up all the time. So would your son. So would we. We would all wear that black cape, chest piece, and iconic helmet. We would talk with the mechanical voice of the Dark Lord. Trying to breath at the same time as talking.This year when your son tries to wear his Kids Darth Vader Costume to school every single day. Let him. (Maybe try to wash it a little more often, but don‚Äôt stop him.) How many times do you get the chance to watch Darth Vader get on the bus? Not very often, and as he gets older even less. Yeah, he may try to choke a bully with the force, but he won’t touch them‚Äîso he can’t get suspended right? He was just trying to stick up for anther kid. Sure, he may have you call him Anakin, and say “Luke, I am your father.” But, it will be kind of hilarious. Just, maybe don’t let him build the Death Star out of LEGOs, don’t want him getting any ideas about world domination.

    $24.99 Buy Now
  • Mouse Nose

    Mouse Nose

    We sell costumes here, but we really consider ourselves life coaches above all else. We like helping people find their true calling in life, and helping them become who they really are on the inside. So we have a few questions: have you ever lived in an apartment that someone described as a “hole in the wall”? Do you have a taste for triangular wedges of Swiss cheese? Are you not a big fan of cats? If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, you just might be in need of a Mouse Nose this Halloween!This simple accessory makes for a clever and inexpensive costume idea, and it’s easy to use, too. Just strap it on with the elastic band, and voila! You’re a mouse. And who wouldn’t want to be? Mice are the “underdogs” of the rodent world, the heroes of every cartoon (“Tom & Jerry,” perhaps?), and most important of all, adorable!

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  • Adult Ruby the Pirate Beauty Costume

    Adult Ruby the Pirate Beauty Costume

    Yaaaaarrrgg! Are yee ready matey? Ready to sail the seven seas, that is? Aye, well ye won‚Äôt be ready until you grab this lovely Adult Ruby the Pirate Beauty Costume! Once ye slip yer body into these elegant garbs you‚Äôll be sure to rule the ocean!This spunky outfit will have you looking fit to take control of any pirate ship that you should happen to come across. Although it will be Halloween, so why not take charge of the party scene this year! Grab yourself a captain‚Äôs Tricorn hat and one of our plastic pirate swords, then you‚Äôll look more than ready to lead everyone to the greatest Halloween they‚Äôve ever celebrated. People won‚Äôt question your command. It will look as if you‚Äôve been there and done it all; collected more booty than any pirate could ever dream of, fought off more ships than an imperial navy, and traveled to every shimmering shore there is. Grab a handful of friends to dress up as pirates as well and you can be the captain of the rowdiest crew of swashbucklers anyone has ever sailed across. When people ask for your name give them the alias Ruby the Pirate Beauty and you won‚Äôt have to worry about the law trying to take the fun out of pirating.If the pirate‚Äôs life is truly the life for you then get your hands on this lady’s pirate costume and you‚Äôll be ready for an amazing adventures this Halloween! Weigh anchor and sail off into the sun with this sassy outfit!

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  • Toddler Elvis Costume Romper

    Toddler Elvis Costume Romper

    Can’t Help Falling In Love With this cutie!He might be the king of your heart already, but your Suspicious Mind knows it’s only a matter of time until this little Hound Dog is the next King of Rock and Roll! Like a Big Ol’ Hunk of Love, this baby Loves You Tender and when he sings, it’s like a Pocketful of Rainbows! So if your little crooner sends you straight to the Heartbreak Hotel with his star quality, then Don’t Be Cruel! Get him ready for Viva Las Vegas in this Toddler Elvis Costume Romper!He’ll be ready to take the stage in this version of one of Elvis’ most famous looks Рthe iconic white pantsuit! This Toddler Elvis Costume Romper is made of 100% polyester, this Elvis jumpsuit sports Velcro on the inside of the legs for easy changing. It also features red trim on the neck line and at the ankles, and sparkles with screenprinted jewels, stars, and even an eagle belt! Pair it with some Blue Suede Shoes, a bedazzled toy guitar, and maybe even a Hawaiian lei or a hilarious black-haired Elvis wig, and in this Toddler Elvis Costume Romper, your little crooner will have all the rock and roll attitude he needs! Just be prepared when he starts craving grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches (to fair, those are actually pretty great. And have you ever had a peanut butter and bacon hamburger? It sounds disgusting, but it tastes spectacular! Besides music, that Elvis was totally onto something!)

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  • Adult Zombie Costume

    Adult Zombie Costume

    If you look out your front window one morning and see herds of zombies staggering around, you have two options. 1: make a break for it and eventually get horrifically eaten, or 2: join them. It may not be the most heroic choice, but this super-creepy Zombie Costume makes it pretty easy, and it definitely beats being eaten!We know you’re thinking, “No! You need to grab a shotgun, tie a dirty bandanna around your head, and fight for humanity!” To which we respond, “Come on, man, they’re zombies.” Every zombie movie shows flocks of survivors fleeing frantically at the sight of an undead horde, while a few brave souls band together to make a final stand, and promptly get eaten for their trouble. But people rarely try just teaming up with the shambling ghouls and seeing where it goes! Maybe after all the humans are eaten or turned into dead-heads themselves, the zombies just go back to what they were doing before they were zombified. And if that’s the case, you would be totally free to return home and go back to bed! They never show that part in the movies, though, do they?Well, okay, maybe being a zombie would be better without all the decomposition and people-eating. But this freaky full body costume lets you look like a reanimated corpse without all the gross stuff. The shirt and pants look like tattered clothes with exposed bones and organs attached, which go perfectly with the gruesome gloves and zombie mask. You may not like the undead apocalypse as a human, but in this costume, you can at least enjoy it as a zombie!

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  • Orange Gogo Boots

    Orange Gogo Boots

    Anyone knows that the right dress, the perfect headband, the clutch and earrings, the flawless makeup, and even the right moves on the dance floor are only half of the look. Every outfit needs that one remaining thing to keep the entire regalia grounded, something that helps to make sure that you put the right foot forward when you step into the room and give your very first impression to everyone so that you can be sure they will be floored. Actually finding that last piece can be a bit of a stumble, though, especially if you can’t quite put your … toe on it. Of course! It’s the shoes.Especially when you are set up to hit the dance floor in your ‘60s gear or looking to stomp down some baddies in your flaring superhero costume, it is crucial that you get your feet into these Women’s Orange Gogo Boots. With a shining faux patent leather fabric and a side zipper, the boots are a perfect completion to nearly every eye-catching impression you seek to make. With it’s thick 3” heel, you’ll not only be standing above the competition, but you can ensure that you’ll be doing so with a firm footing.

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  • Child Pebbles Costume

    Child Pebbles Costume

    Imagine living in 1,000,000 B.C. Instead of tablets that you could watch movies on, you’d have tablets to carve words into. Instead of cars, you’d have to ride dinosaurs or create some sort of foot-powered vehicle (think of the blisters!). You’d use bones for all your accessorizing. Your shower would be a woolly mammoth spraying water out of its trunk, while your washing machine would be a pelican with a beak full of suds. What a kooky era to live in!Well, honestly, prehistoric times were nothing like the Flintstones portray them… but it would be really boring to make a TV show about real cavemen hunting and gathering food and living in caves. With the Flintstones, you get all sorts of cool inventions and funny characters, like Fred Flintstone, who’s always getting into wacky misadventures, and Barney Rubble, his best friend who always tags along. But the best character is definitely Pebbles, Fred and Wilma’s adorable little daughter.Now your daughter can look just like Pebbles thanks to this officially licensed Pebbles Kid Costume. The sleeveless pink shirt attaches with Velcro at the base of the neck, while the black shorts have an elastic waistband for comfy fit. The costume also comes with cute pink legwarmers and an orange Pebbles wig, complete with a plush bone “bow.” Your little girl will be the cutest kid in Bedrock!

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Fool All Braces Fake Teeth

    Fool All Braces Fake Teeth

    Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, “why wear fake braces?” Back in the 80’s it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don’t have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so…you’re welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.

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  • Women's 1970s Disco Costume

    Women’s 1970s Disco Costume

    You‚Äôve been doing the same ‚Äò80s-themed party every year for as long as anyone can remember. Even your friends have started to tease you, telling you that you have to choose a new decade.Well, you know what, we think it‚Äôs time to surprise them at your yearly shindig by doing just that. We know, we know, it‚Äôll be hard to ditch the side ponytail for a, dare we say, groovier style, but it‚Äôs time to swap last year‚Äôs mixtapes for some classic tunes on the record player. But trust us, the ‚Äò70s have some great things going for them, too, things on par with your beloved off-the-shoulder sweatshirts, scrunchies, and pastel leotards. Once your friends get over their shock at going even further back in time than they were expecting, this Women‚Äôs 1970s Disco Costume will be a surefire hit. With bold patterns and flares that only the ‚Äò70s could make popular, this costume is ideal to bring back the best aspects of the biggest party decade this side of the Roaring ‚Äò20s.Now the only thing you have to do is learn some disco moves to fully complete your look. But we‚Äôre sure you‚Äôll be fierce once you re-watch a couple of old Travolta movies and get yourself into some high platform shoes. Once you take on this look and wholly embrace the disco scene, you‚Äôre friends will be begging you to throw another ‚Äò70s party…and thus a new tradition is born. You‚Äôre welcome.

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  • Beaded Gold Necklace

    Beaded Gold Necklace

    Hey dollface, if you want to have the most exquisite flapper costume this Halloween then you are going to have to make sure that you have the fanciest accessories to compliment your outfit! Be sure to have an extravagant headband with the tallest feather you can find to accentuate your gracefulness. Have plenty of rings on your fingers and bracelets up and down your forearms so you shine brighter than the night sky. Also, throw on a stylish pair of shoes so you can tango the night away. Wow, your costume sounds nearly complete!All you need now is a finishing touch and we have just the thing for you. Take a look at this Golden Beaded Necklace! Sure, a pearl necklace is one way to spice up an outfit but gold is just so much better! It’s the bee’s knees, the cat’s meow, the chicken’s gizzard! Maybe that last one’s not an expression but you get the point! This gold necklace is the perfect jewelry to add to your flapper costume! You’ll be the classiest gal on the dance floor! Bring the Roaring Twenties back to life this Halloween when you add this beaded necklace to your costume!

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  • Mrs. Law Cop Costume

    Mrs. Law Cop Costume

    There are a few things that every Haloween party needs to be a success. You need some bumping tunes, delicious refreshments, and, of course, the party police to keep things going smoothly! Grab this Mrs. Law Cop Costume and you’ll be ready to kick any Halloween party you attend up to the next level!Slip into this sassy policewomen outfit and be the most seductive officer in the force. There will be some who wouldn’t dream of messing around with an officer of your caliber and there will be others begging to be put under arrest. Either way, it will be your duty to ensure that the party is at a maximum level of fun this Halloween! This costume will come with everything that you need to get the job done. Not only do you get this stylish low-cut dress and badge, but you also will be fully equipped with a nifty belt to carry a walkie-talkie, a set of handcuffs, and a mini baton! Also, a cute pair of fingerless gloves adds a hint of spunk to this already sass-ified costume. To top off this authoritative look you have a classic Cop Cap to rest upon your crown, like a cherry atop an ice cream masterpiece.Once you toss on this costume, you’ll be ready to party the night away while also keeping everyone in line! Everyone will be extremly thankful that you brought their Halloween experience to the next level, but you can humbly tell them you’re simply doing your job. It’s all in a day’s work for the Party Police!

    $54.99 Buy Now
  • Flirty Mouse Costume

    Flirty Mouse Costume

    There are a lot of animals in the world (scientists count as many as 50), but very few of them are appropriate to base a flirty costume on. Some animals just don‚Äôt lend themselves to flirtiness at all. ‚ÄúFlirty Dog Costume‚Äù doesn‚Äôt gel because being called ‚Äúdog‚Äù is rarely a compliment for people. ‚ÄúFlirty Sea Cucumber Costume‚Äù is even worse. Most people hate cucumbers because they are the worst kind of sushi. ‚ÄúFlirty Glyptapanteles Wasp Costume‚Äù might have potential, but we‚Äôll never find out because we don‚Äôt know how to spell that even though we just did in this very sentence.Do you know what‚Äôs a good flirty animal? The mouse. Everyone knows what it is, it‚Äôs very cute, it runs around and eats cheese and outsmarts house cats. That‚Äôs nice. That‚Äôs good. You have to keep it simple when you‚Äôre coming up with flirty animals. Maybe there are still some good ones out there that we haven‚Äôt thought of, but we‚Äôre sticking to tradition anyway!Do yourself a favor and go with our Flirty Mouse Costume. Made from quality materials to facilitate flirting, its ruffled skirt, polka dots, and short, puffy sleeves all bring to mind no particular famous cartoon mouse. Supple velour ears truly bring the whole mouse element together — so don‚Äôt leave home without them, because then you won‚Äôt be a flirty mouse at all. You‚Äôll just be flirty.

    $49.99 Buy Now
  • Womens Cleopatra Costume

    Womens Cleopatra Costume

    I will not be triumphed over! – CleopatraThere are some women in our lives that we can’t help but to admire. We love everything about them. We love the good things that they did, and we understand that they were human so they probably messed up. But we even admire their flaws.We admire our mothers for putting up with our shenanigans. We admire Michelle Obama, and her desire to stand up for women everywhere. We admire Oprah, and don‚Äôt you say that you don’t admire her too. We know you do. But we really admire the strong, independent, sassy queen of Egypt from 51-30 BC. We admire Cleopatra, who made the Roman emperor fall in love with her.This year you can embody the most powerful woman of all Egypt when you put on this Women’s Cleopatra Costume. The dress will make it easy for every emperor to fall (at least a little) in love with you. The metallic gold cape flowing elegantly behind you will make you look majestic, just like the real Queen of the Nile. We will admire you for your strength, and we will understand when you err, because you are human, just like Michelle Obama, and Oprah. Don‚Äôt forget to grab a Cleopatra Wig to complete your transformation in to one of the most admired women in history.

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  • Mini Glitter Top Hat

    Mini Glitter Top Hat

    Most things become a whole lot cuter when they‚Äôre shrunken down. Take humans for example. Little baby? Adorable, sign us up. We gotta pinch those cheeks. Fully grown adult? No…thank you, we‚Äôre all set with that. This rule holds true for nearly everything else too: dogs, cakes, bunnies, you name it. But clothes are the exception. Hard to make much use of a size .05 pair of pants in everyday life, no matter how much you cut down on the carbs….but hats are different. A tiny hat is always the greatest, sitting up there on your head and getting people talking about you. That‚Äôs why we took the best kind of hat, the top hat, shrunk it down using our top secret and oddly specific hat-shrinking machine, and gave it some flair with sequins, ribbon, and a saucy black veil. An elastic band holds the hat in place, so don‚Äôt worry if your head is bigger than a house cat‚Äôs. Unless you are a house cat, in which case how are you reading this?

    $9.99 Buy Now
  • Snake Eyes Ninja Sword

    Snake Eyes Ninja Sword

    Move with the wind, and you will never be heard.-Snake EyesSnake Eyes is the G.I. Joe team‚Äôs original commando. Little is known about his past except that he‚Äôs a former U.S. Army Special Forces and Delta Force operator — the rest has remained classified. When he was recruited by G.I. Joe he was doing ninja training alone in the Sierra mountains with no one to keep him company but his pet wolf Timber. Snake Eyes is a master of hand to hand combat and knows how to use every weapon expertly, but his absolute favorite tool for disposing of America‚Äôs enemies is his trusty ninja sword.This two and a half foot long officially licensed blade is perfect for warriors who prefer to stay quiet in battle so they can take care of business up close and personal. Ninja swords are always a practical addition to the old arsenal, because when you solve your problems with a ninja sword…well, they tend to stay solved.

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  • Adult Batman Movie Mask

    Adult Batman Movie Mask

    You might not have the tragic history Bruce Wayne does, a Batmobile sitting in your garage or billions of dollars just waiting around in a Gotham City bank vault, but that doesn’t have to crush your dreams of being Batman! Sure‚Ķit makes it a little hard to afford all of his crime-fighting toys and the mansion in which to store them all in, but baby steps!All you really need right away to be Batman is the will to fight crime, the desire to learn some kick-butt moves (or just, y‚Äôknow, look so dark and forbidding that people don‚Äôt even think about trying to mess with you), and a mask. The rest can come later! So start the journey out right with this officially licensed Adult Batman Movie Mask! It‚Äôs a 22.5‚Äù circumference vinyl mask with openings for the eyes and the mouth, and has a velcro strap to help you get a snug fit. To the Bat Cave (otherwise known as your studio apartment)!

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  • Adult Pink Poodle Skirt Costume

    Adult Pink Poodle Skirt Costume

    You know the moment when the craving is going to strike. It begins with a slight rumble in your belly and rises up quickly to form a hopeful smile across your face. Soon your breath becomes ragged and you might even find a shiver rush through your body, leaving your skin just tingling. You’ve got almost everything you need just waiting for you in the closet. It’s been a long, long time, and the parlours are all pretty much gone… but you can bring it back. You can bring it all back if only you had the right accessory to finish off the look. All you need to conjure back the 1950s, to resurrect that Pleasantville atmosphere, to find your way back to that most perfect if Ice Cream Parlours with the perfectly swell jukebox music… … is this perfect Pink Poodle Skirt. Let go of the strappings of the modern world and embrace that super swell time by joining this soft pink fleece skirt with the rest of your ‘50s gear. The comfortable elastic waist will keep the skirt fitting great while you twirl to your twisting beats and the adorably embroidered white poodle with its golden sequin leash will call back all the best memories. Accompany the skirt with a nice cardigan sweater and head scarf and wingtip sneakers or roller skates and that delightful Ice Cream will be only seconds away.

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  • Beer Stein Babe Costume

    Beer Stein Babe Costume

    Some people should be applauded for their simple yet genius ideas that revolutionize how we live. Like the guy who one day thought to himself, “I really like beer, but sometimes I wish I dedicate a whole day to it without people thinking I was a crazy drunk,” and the first Oktoberfest was born! Of course, we’re kidding, but how great of an idea was that to make a whole festival out of beer? It’s like dedicating a whole festival to petting cute animals or playing video games or eating candy…basically take something you love to do and make it last a long time. Genius.Obviously, the festivals have to end. And the beer runs out. But it doesn’t mean that the party has to end. Perhaps this year for your next costume or Halloween party, you’ll think about wearing this Beer Stein Babe costume. It’s great for people celebrating their German roots, celebrating their love of oat soda, or who just want to bring a unique of ethnic uniqueness to their next costume choice.This particular costume is 85% nylon and 15% spandex, with a white tube top with elastic and ruffles at the top and bottom edges. The puffy sleeves detach and have elastic at the top and bottom with ribbon trim. The shorts have a back zipper and attached faux leather suspenders, so you won’t have to add them yourself. It also comes with a shallow cone-shaped foam hat with ribbon, feather, and felt flower. The only thing you’d need to add is a pair of long socks and heels. And don’t forget the beer, of course.

    $54.99 Buy Now
  • Darth Vader Face Mask

    Darth Vader Face Mask

    Finding a true calling in life must have been tough for young Anakin Skywalker. He was really great at podracing, building stuff, piloting anything, and being a Jedi warrior. Yet, he became the most powerful Sith Lord in the galaxy and made entire planets tremble at his labored breath.And hey, we’re not going to judge, but if that sounds like the kind of career path that maybe interests you, then you’re going to have to have the look to go along with it. Try throwing on this Darth Vader Face Mask and you might already be a good portion of the way to being a terrifying Sith Lord. And believe us, it is way easier to put on this officially licensed mask than it is to burn most of your body away in the lava rivers of Mustafar.So, enjoy the new Sith training you’ll be taking on, as well as the ability to look fearsome while still being able to turn your head all the way around without any trouble.

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  • Ladies Royal Pirate Costume

    Ladies Royal Pirate Costume

    Tomorrow we sail for Tortuga! Avast me ‘earties. Yo ho!They said you couldn‚Äôt be captain. That a woman could never command a ship. There would be dissent among your ranks, and the men would mutiny. Well we say pish at that. You would be a fantastic pirate captain. And your crew would follow you to the ends of the earth.It can be hard to be a captain, but we believe in you. We just think you might be missing something to really drive home that you ARE the captain. This Ladies Royal Pirate Costume will cement your standing in the eyes of your crew. The brown top has puffy sleeves to keep you cool in the hot Caribbean sun, and no one will be able, or even want to, contest your claim to captain when you are wearing this brown and gold hat. Because as Captain Jack Sparrow says, “Nice hat.” Any other ship that comes upon yours will just hand over their gold, and other valuables to your fearsome crew.We believe that any crew, of male, or female pirates, would stick with the captain that gets them gold. They will even mutiny against the current captain for you. Captain No Gold over there will be glad to step down, and let you take up the position. Don’t forget to grab yourself a Pirate Cutlass to keep your crew happy by bringing in the gold. (And maybe a Toy Pirate Pistol to keep any mutinies in check.)

    $34.99 Buy Now
  • Adult Super Sperm Costume

    Adult Super Sperm Costume

    Forget Spiderman! Batman who? Guess who is here to save the day… it’s Super Sperm! Transform into the newest superhero with this hysterical adult Super Sperm costume. We have to warn you though, becoming this hero comes with a few important prerequisites. First off, you have to be good at swimming. Like really good. And you also have to be tough and strong. (Because you are going to be fighting with thousands of competitors to achieve your goal.)Sure, it sounds like a lot of work. We can’t do much with your strength training routine but we can give you the look of super strength when you go in this costume. With the polyfoam padded muscle effects, this suit is sure to have you feeling like the strongest sperm there ever was.The options for where you can wear this costume are endless or extremely limited depending on how concerned you are with people getting mad at you. Showing up to the hospital while your first child is in the process of being born? Perfect, in our opinion but we’re writing from the point of view of a costume company so what can you expect?You’ll look strong and ready for the journey ahead with the muscles to back up your smooth talk and the streamlined design of this costume, we have to think that you are going to come out on top this Halloween. Just remember to safely store this costume again for next year. (It’s going to take you about 9 months to find out whether or not you’re going to need it again…)

    $59.99 Buy Now
  • Sexy Disco Costume

    Sexy Disco Costume

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to share your best dance moves with Liza Minnelli and Andy Warhol? They might have seen plenty in their day but we bet you could bring something to the table. That “dead leg” move you came up with in college would be a hit. The crowd might have consisted of mostly artists but that doesn’t mean they came up with knee shimmying before you did. We don’t have any way of sending you back in time but we think you could have shaped today’s society if Studio 54 would have let you in!Now you can bring Studio 54 to your next party in this Sexy Disco Costume! It’s the perfect length to shake and shimmy in your own unique way while remaining confident without wearing tights. The sleeves would have been all the rage in the seventies with a fitted shoulder and a subtle bell sleeve. The fabric is a fabulous geometric pattern of yellows, greens, and oranges with sparkly dots over top. The neckline has a gentle “V” that’s perfect for framing one of those rad peace sign necklaces. The headband ties on the side and matches the gorgeous dress. Now all you’ll need are some go-go boots to really impress Warhol and company. Whether you’re dancing at a Halloween party or a wild seventies style club you’ll feel funky and free. Ask the DJ to play some Bee Gees songs and you’ll give everyone a severe case of Saturday Night Fever.

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  • Arkham Asylum Video Game Harley Quinn Costume

    Arkham Asylum Video Game Harley Quinn Costume

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel M.D. was a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum when she first met the Joker. She spent day after day talking to the Clown Prince of Crime about his past and began to develop feelings for him. One day this sweet doctor cracked and then became Harley Quinn and chose to devote her life to the Joker. She then helped him escape from Arkham so they can start their life of crime together. But it only last a short period of time because the Joker got himself caught again by Batman and is being sent back to the asylum. Now it will be up to you get him out again in this naughty nurse costume!

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  • Darth Vader Breathing Device

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